~~~~~ Last time ~~~~~
“What the hell?! Is that Jamila with a chair?!” I said standing up. “Is she really going to defend Heather right now!? What the hell is going on!?” Melissa gasped. We saw Jamila’s face, and we saw her mouth the words ‘I will distract the ref while you hit Heather with the chair.’ She’s helping Nikie?! What???? “Wow! Jamila is changing sides right now! OUCH! Heather was hit in the head with the chair! Nikie makes the pin!” I stood up.
“1…2…”
~~~~~ Tabby’s POV still at commentary table ~~~~~
“Oh my gosh! How did Heather kick out of that chair shot to the head?!” I gasped. “I don’t know! I would have given up already!” Charity raised her eyebrows. “Well, Jamila’s walking over here. I hope she has an explanation about what she just did.” Shavelle said. “I doubt it. Jamila hardly has an explanation about anything she does.” I mumbled. Then Jamila made her way to the table, put on her headphones, and paid attention to the match.
“Jay… Jay… JAMMY!” I yelled. “WHAT?!” She glared. “Why did you hit Heather with the chair?!” Shavelle shook her head. “Well, she needed it.” Jamila shrugged. “I thought you two are best friends?” Charity thought. “No. We WERE best friends. She caused Nikie so much emotion abuse I couldn’t handle it anymore. I have been just sitting there watching Heather talk to Nikie like she was a dog or something. I just had to do something.” Jamila explained. We were all just sitting there with our mouths open. “What?” Jamila rolled her eyes. “You gave an explanation.” I said going bug eyes. “So? You act like I never gave explanations for stuff.” Jamila shook her head. “You never do!” Melissa exclaimed. “Then who are you cheering for even if they win or lose?” I asked. “Nikie.” Jamila answered quickly. “Damn…” Charity uttered.
While the match was going on, Heather was thrown out the ring. Which caused Nikie to distract the ref; Jamila got up and threw Heather to the security barricade like she was fluffing out her pillow. I was shocked, I couldn’t believe Jamila is helping Nikie, I thought she was going to turn her back on Nikie, and get Nikie fired but, I thought wrong. For some reason while Heather was on the floor, Jamila was laughing, somewhat like Kharma laugh, the crowed was booing her. Jammy doesn’t care; you either love her or hate her, that’s the way life is. Nikie left the ring, picked up Heather and rolled her back into the ring. Jamila was enjoying this, she couldn’t stop laughing. Nikie kept throwing punches at Heather; she went for the pin; Melissa, Charity, Jamila, Shavelle, and I stood up as the ref made the count.
“1…2…3!” The ref signaled to ring the bell. Nikie was so happy she won. Nikie told Jamila to come into the ring to celebrate with her. And she did, Jamila went into the ring, she hugged Nikie, but Jamila was getting A LOT of boo’s. Then Nikie and Jamila went backstage too finish help with the party.
~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
“For a girl who’s half a cripple, she can sure as hell fight. Thanks Jammy.” Nikie smiled and gave me a hug. “No problem! I just had to help, I knew something was going to happen, so I just came out and helped.” I said. “What are you going to do when Heather confronts you about it?” Nikie thought. “Nothing. I learned from Dr. Phil, that it’s not right to argue with people. It causes wrinkles.” I smirked. “Then what was that out there in the ring!?” Nikie gasped. “Rage Nikie, it was rage.” I shook my head. “Oh I see. That sounds more like you.” Nikie smiled. I just glared at her.
We walked back to my locker room and, Kristen, Taylor, Kat, and Jenny were sitting on my couch, watching an old hockey match with the New York Rangers. But as I opened the door, they all turned around and looked at me. I swear; I didn’t like the stare down at all.
“Really Jamila… Really… I know I taught you better then that!” Jenny yelled at me right away. “Whoa, whoa, calm down Cuz. No need to be getting all up in my face.” I said pushing her back. “Yo shorty, you gonna listen to me and listen good” My jaw dropped “Now you are going to explain to me WHY the hell you did that to Heather and you are going to tell me RIGHT NOW!” Jenny said. I swear she watches too much Madea movies… “Jenny… calm down. Sit cha country ass down.” Kristen said trying to get her to sit down. “Has she been with Cody yet?” I mumbled. “No.” Everyone answered. “Yo, Jay who’s the chick that was hit in the head with the chair?” Taylor asked. “Heather.” Nikie smiled as she rocked on her heels. “Why are they booing you though?” Taylor asked. “Because I’m a heel, with Jenny.” I said. “A what?” Taylor cocked her head. “Jamila and Jenny are the bad bitches.” Kat explained. “Oh I see know. That makes more sense.” Taylor laughed.
“Jammy, we need some help with something.” Char said poking her head through the door. “Okay. I’m coming. I’ll be back.” I said then leaving the room.
“What is it?” I asked. “Well, Cody said that he needs your help with the cake.” Char said. “Then why did you call me?” I shook my head. “Because the cake is big…” Char bit her lip. “Big? Like wedding cake big? Or ‘Cake Boss’ cake big?” I gasped. “Wedding cake big.” Char replied. “I didn’t order a cake that big!” I said freaking out. “Oh well at least she has a cake right…?” Char thought. “Oh hush, come let’s go.” I said grabbing her arm.
We were near the exit of the arena to see where the hell the cake was. Broke face wasn’t even there, like seriously… where else will that butthole be at this moment?! He better not be fixing his face or something. Only thing that needs fixing is his freaking ego. “CODY!!” I yelled. “Oh my… you, you called me Cody.” Cody said approaching us. “Well then… BROKE FACE! Happy?” I smiled. “Peachy.” Cody glared. “Uh I know we came for the cake right?! Not for you two to be yelling at each other.” Char said looking at us. “Sorry, okay you two are going to help me get the cake out the car, so just push, lift, and carry.” Cody ordered. I swear we were really confused with this whole plan thing. But we figured it out anyway. We brought the cake to Jenny’s locker room where, Anthony, Melissa, Tabby, Charity, John, Randy, Shavelle, Dolph, Rey, Evan, Sharpie, and Kaner were. Melissa said she invited Edge, but I guess he didn’t arrive yet.
“Hey come help with this cake, and stop chit-chatting dammit.” Char ordered. “Wow, RAW’s over already??” I thought. “Yeah, we decided not to have the party at the last hour of RAW because, well, no one likes Jenny.” Cody explained. “Damn Cody, just go ahead and flat out say that.” Randy shook his head. “Yeah anyway.” Charity laughed. “Lissa is Edge coming soon?” Tabby asked. “He said he was on his way.” Melissa pouted. “Don’t worry he’ll be here. Like seriously, who would miss Jenny’s birthday party?” Anthony thought. “Me.” I said raising my hand. “She’s your cousin you have to go to her parties.” Sharpie uttered. “No I don’t, I didn’t go to her 16th birthday party.” I smiled. “Yeah you did, I remember seeing you.” Anthony looked at me. “Listen butthead, shut your face. No one asked you to talk.” I rolled my eyes. “Dammmn!!!” Kaner shouted. “Kaner you too.” I pointed. “Hey you know better, you shouldn’t be pointing at people.” Charity said. “Sorry.” I shrugged.
“Where are the candles?” Char asked. “Over there on the table.” Cody said pointing to the table. “What the hell!? He’s pointing!” I shouted. “Babe, calm down.” Sharpie pleaded. Everyone in the room gasped, even Kaner. “What?” Sharpie thought. “You never tell this girl, Jamila, Jammy, Jay, this Brooklyn girl, to calm down!” Cody gasped. “What? How would you know?” Sharpie glared. “Because, she tends to slap people.” Anthony said. “Yeah you would know, I slapped you so many times, when you blush you can see my hand print.” I rolled my eyes. “Yeah but Jammy knows not to slap me.” Sharpie said giving me one of his model smiles. “Yeah I know, I don’t want to ruin that nice smile you have going on.” I laughed. “Aweee!!!!” Randy and Charity said. “Oh go back to making out you two.” John said. “Fine with me!” Charity said. Then starting making out with Randy. I thought I was gonna puke, but to save me out of my misery, I just gagged.
There was a knock on the door, Cody went and answered it. I knew I heard knocking; I wasn’t sure if it was the door or John making some tapping noises. But it was Edge; I must say Melissa was glad to see him that’s for sure.
“Hello everyone. I saw this girl wondering around backstage. So, I’m not sure if she’s lost or if she’s with us.” Edge said, bringing Taylor in front of him. “Oh, no she’s with us. She came today and she doesn’t know anything yet.” I explained. “Matter of fact why are you wondering around the halls?” I asked Taylor. “Because, I was getting sick of people making up in your locker room.” Taylor said. “Making up? Who’s making up?” I thought. “Heather and Nikie.” Taylor responded. “Fuck….the world.” I rolled my eyes. “Language!” Char and Rey said. “Sorry. They went through a match, I HIT Heather with a chair… then she’s gonna make up with her. You muste mad.” I did a face palm. “Hey, no Jamaican language.” Rey laughed. I stuck my tongue out at him. “Yeah anyway, Jam Jamz put her KNEE, INJURYED KNEE, on the line to help Nikie… I don’t get it.” Tabby shook her head. “Really Melissa… your really going to make out with Edge… at this moment?!” I glared at her. “It’s not my fault! I haven’t seen him since Wrestlemania. Leave me alone Jamila!” She gawked at me. “Are we getting Jenny?” Cody asked. “Are you ready?” John asked. “Yeah.” I said. “Okay, Jamila and Taylor, may you please get Jenny.” Cody asked. “Yeah, come on Jay.” Taylor said grabbing my head. “Ugh!” I groaned.
“You know Jay… I want to meet this Miz guy.” Taylor thought. “You… you wanna meet WHO?!” I stopped her. “I wanna meet Miz. You said he was a nice guy!” Taylor yelled. “You dumbass, I said he was naive, not nice. You have some bad hearing…” I shook my head. “No, I’m fine. I still want to meet him though.” Taylor smiled. “You can meet him when your drunk, now let’s go!” I said tugging on her arm. “Okay chill.” Taylor laughed following me. We walked to my locker room where everyone was still there, Kat and Kristen are watching hockey, Nikie and Heather are like playing, wow, and Jenny is sitting in her little corner probably texting Cody right now. She doesn’t know his phone is off. I told him to turn it off.
“Jenny, I think you should come with us.” I said sounding all dramatic. “Why??” Jenny stood. “It’s Broke face, he was attacked.” I sighed. “WHAT?! BY WHO!?” Jenny said getting all red. “Rey. Rey did it.” I said trying to hold back the laughter. “WHAT?! OH MY GOSH! I’m hurt him! MOVE JAY!” Jenny said pushing me out the way. “OW! That was my boobs.” I glared. “I don’t care about your coconuts! I want to make sure Cody is okay!” Jenny said running to her locker room. “Is Cody hurt?” Kristen asked. “Nope. I knew mentioning Cody would make her run to her locker room faster.” I laughed. “Jammy that’s not even right.” Kat laughed as well. “I don’t care.” I stuck my tongue out.
Everyone caught up to Jenny to her locker room door. She ran out of breath from running. We all just looked at her laughing, I helped her up, and then she pushed me… again! Like really… chill out blondie.
“YEAH SO UM… I WONDER HOW CODY IS DOING.” I shouted so everyone inside would know I’m here with Jenny. “Why are you yelling…?” Jenny asked. “Oh um, habit.” I shrugged laughing. “No it ain’t.” Kat shook her head. “Okay, Cody! I’m coming in!” Then Jenny opened the door.
“SURPRISE!!!!!” Everyone yelled. “THE HELL!?” Jenny reacted after everyone yelled ‘surprise’ at her. “Happy birthday Cowgirl.” Cody said walking over giving Jenny her present. “Thanks Cody! Wait I thought you were hurt?! But I still can’t believe you haven’t talk to me all day today! Why didn’t you call?!” Jenny pouted. Cody pointed at me. “Jay…” Jenny growled. “Jenny…” I growled back. “Ha-ha where my present at!?” Jenny jumped. “WELL Kat, Taylor, Kristen and I went ghetto shopping.” I laughed. “Ghetto shopping?” Jenny was confused. “Wal-Mart.” Kat and Taylor said simultaneously. I handed Jenny her present.
“Open it damn it!” Taylor rushed her. “Okay, okay calm down!” Jenny said unwrapping her present. “OMG!!! A new laptop! Omg it came with a charger! Thanks you guys!” Jenny said Taylor, Kat and I a hug. “You’re welcome Jenny! Oh yeah I have another surprise for you!” I said. “Oh please don’t tell me you have someone jumping out of the cake and dancing.” Char gasped. “What ewe no.” I laughed logging into Skype and Uncle John was sitting at his computer, looking kinda dazed. “Dad!” Jenny said running to the computer. “Hey Jenny! Happy birthday!” Uncle John said. “Thanks dad! Wait, you do know what you’re doing right… you seem confused.” Jenny thought. “No, no, everything is fine… sort of…” Uncle John said. “You are confused. We all know it.” John replied. “No one asked you to talk John.” Uncle John laughed. “We gotta go Uncle John. We have to catch our bus and go to the hotel. We’ll talk to you later.” I smiled. “Oh alright. I gotta feed the horses anyway. Bye everyone, happy birthday again Jenny!” Uncle John said then I ended the call.
“Everyone ready to go home?” Rey said getting up. “Why, I’m enjoying this cake.” Anthony said smashing his face with the cake. “I wanna leave!” Taylor shouted. “Only you would say that.” Kat said. “I am, and you know it!” Taylor laughed. “Oh be quiet you two. Let’s go and get our stuff before you both have some weird beat down or something.” I said leaving the room, which caused everyone to follow.
It took us about 2 hours to go back to the hotel; it was a really long drive. There was a lot of traffic. I don’t like traffic, traffic is annoying. Some of us had to get different hotel rooms because there were too much of us so we had like, 4 in each hotel rooms. Thank goodness WWE is paying for this. Or we would be broke right now.
~~~~ The End (: ~~~~
In Loving Memory: New York Rangers' Derek Boogaard. June 23rd 1982- May 13th 2011 |