Chi-Town baby! Vancouver... just go home!

Loving this morning! One, it’s because I get to see Sharpy’s game later on tonight. And two, I’m gonna be with Kat!!! Yes!!! That’s my hockey buddy! I gotta get ready and crap so I can catch my flight to Chicago and meet Kat at the airport. Or she’ll get mad and yell at me. I checked my phone and I had two unread messages.

“Sup bitch! It’s Game 5 tonight! Better wake yo ass up! Cuz if you miss this plane…I will be so mad! Now I should go get ready. North Carolina is fun and all but we need to be in Chi-Town! ;P!” “Oh don’t worry Kat. I won’t miss Sharpy’s game tonight!” I smiled to myself. Then I read the text from Sharpy.

“Hey babe! Hope your having a good morning (: Can’t wait to see you in a couple hours!” I love waking up to good morning text messages. But before I can go I had to give Dashing her cat food, give Lady, Duke, Trooper, Rosa, Bullet, and Mac their horse food before Jenny kills me. I told Jenny to get rid of Mac, because he doesn’t like me at all. I find him mean!

“Jay…? What are you doing?!” Uncle John said looking inside the barn. “Feeding. What are you doing!?” I smirked. “You don’t feed horses tacos Jay.” Uncle John did a facepalm. “That taco is mine! The carrots are over there.” I pointed laughing. “Oh I knew that… You go and leave for Chicago, your stuff is already packed. The cab will be here in like 5 minutes.” Uncle John ordered. “Okay fine. Oh did you put my jersey in the suitcase?” I asked. “The number 10 jersey? If so then yes I did.” He smiled. “Thanks Uncle John! See you in the next couple hours! Or days, which ever comes first.” I laughed then I ran, and then I tripped. “DAMMIT!” I shouted. “What?!?! Did you trip?” Uncle John asked running up to me laughing. “No… I was testing gravity. And it works. Okay now I’m leaving. Bye!” I laughed walking back to my room, grabbing all my bags and throwing them down the stairs. I was too lazy to carry them. I heard the cab driver honking his horn telling me to hurry the hell up. But you know me, I took my time. It took about 45 minutes to get to the airport. I swear that cab driver needs to clean his cab. It stinks really bad. One little cherry freshener will NOT work. So once he dropped me off, I stormed out the cab took my bags and boarded my plane 20 minutes later.

~~~~~ At Chicago airport after my flight ~~~~~

Sharpy really hooked me up with first class tickets. I love champagne! It just bubbles a lot. The guy next to me was like ‘the fuck she doing?’ I was like ‘DRINKING MY PEE!’ then after that he never said anything to me.

“JAMMY!” Kat said running up to me. “KAT!!!!” I just stood there so Kat can run to me. I was to lazy to run. “How are you?! I haven’t seen you in like 2 weeks!!” Kat jumped. “Well, as you can see, I’m fine. Just miss everyone. Mostly Sharpy.” I pouted. “How can you miss me when I’m right here.” Sharpy whispered in my ear. “AHHH!!!” I jumped giving Sharpy a hug and kiss, I almost started crying. I really don’t know why though. “How come you never jump and kiss me like that?!” Kane pouted. “Because one, you yelled at me once. And two I see you practically everyday.” Kat shrugged. “I’m just happy that you’re here! How was your flight?” Sharpy asked. “It was good! I had champagne.” I smiled. “Don’t you feel cool?” Kat mumbled. “YES Kat! Yes the hell I do!” I stuck my tongue at her. “Okay before you two start arguing, let’s go get ready for our game.” Kane said. “Ugh... douche bag.” I laughed, and then Kat shot me with an evil glare.

~~~~~ Blackhawks dressing room 3 hours later 7:30 ~~~~~

“And finally this is the dressing room.” Kane said opening up the door and seeing the rest of the Blackhawks team. “Hey Kane, you should ask Jammy to name them.” Kat thought. I just gave her a strange look. “Why???!” I glared. “Because I want to see who on the team you know.” Kat laughed. “Do I have too?” I pouted. “Go for it babe.”  Sharpy smiled. “Ugh fine.” I slumped. They all got up, went into a line so I can say there names. Kat… I can’t even. “Okay well, Toews, Kane, Sharp, Hossa, Bolland, Brouwer, Smith, Campbell, Seabrook, Crawford, Campoli, Hjam, no I’m not even gonna pronounce your name” I laughed “That’s it.” I said turning around. “Wow Jay… that’s bad.” Kane said. “Hey Kane, why don’t you shut up.” I said. “Okay.” He said hiding his face. “Nice meeting you Jamila.” Toews said. “Oh Toews, just call me Jammy, or Jay. Which ever how you crazy Canadians wanna pronounce it.” I laughed. “Well you know, I think Jammy is fine with us. Right guy?” Brouwer thought. They all nodded yes. “Yay!” I jumped almost falling on the ground. I swear never jump in heels. “I heard your heel in WWE is that true?” Campoli asked. “Yes. Yes I am. And I’m proud of it. I’m heel with my cousin Jenny.” I said. “Oh that blonde chick? Oh she’s hot.” Toews winked. “Hey Taser, you flirted once, you not gonna do that again. And plus, she’s dating a guy, who wears make up.” I shook my head. “It’s true! Jammy calls him Broke Face Cody.” Kat laughed. “Well that’s not nice.” Crawford cocked his head. “It’s true!” Kane and Sharpy said.

“Okay guys! Time to whop some Vancouver butt!” Coach Joel said. “Wait who the hell is this?” He said pointing at me. I felt offended. “Oh coach, this is Jamila, but we call her Jammy.” Seabrook said. “Oh. Why is she here?” He shook his head. “Because I invited her. She’s my girlfriend.” Sharpy said. Everyone just looked at him. “Since when?!?!” Crawford said. “Since like, two weeks ago.” I smiled rocking back and forth on my heels. “Wow! Congratulations!” Smith said. “WAIT! Who’s your favorite!?” Hossa blinked. “Sharpy.” Kane glared at me. “You know what Kane; you know you’re my second favorite. Take it or leave it.” I rolled my eyes. “Okay enough! Let’s go! NOW!” Coach Joel exclaimed. “Okay guys, Blackhawks on 3. 1, 2, 3!” Toews said. “BLACKHAWKS!” Everyone said. Even me and Kat, we felt special. “Why must we have awesome boyfriends?” Kat said to herself. “Kat… you’re stupid.” I mumbled. Then she glared at me like she knew I was talking about her. Because I was.

Kat and I was told to sit in the audience but Coach Joel was like ‘No. they are V.I.P they can sit with the hockey players. Kat just jumped and was like ‘SUCK IT GUARD!’ I was like ‘Really Kat. Really.’ The Blackhawks are really having a good game already! 2-0 already?! I think they should have games in their hometown more often! “WHAT THE HELL?!” I yelled. “What?” Kat raised her eyebrow. “Torres knocked Seabs to the ground!” I pointed “Bolland get in there!” I demanded. “I can’t. We already have enough players on the ice.” He shrugged. “UGH!” I pouted crossing my arms. Then the medical people helped Seabrook get off the ice. “You okay Seabs?” Kat asked. “Yeah, just a really bad headache. I’ll be back on the ice soon.” He said. “No you won’t. Get back in the dressing room and ice your head.” Coach Joe said. “Jeez, mean much.” I rolled my eyes. “Yes I am.” Coach Joel leaned over telling me. Such a creeper. “You know I don’t think he smiles…” I uttered. “Because he doesn’t.” Kat smirked. “That’s kinda… kinda weird.” I said. “YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARPY SCORED!!!” I jumped waiting on him to come over. “Good job sweetie!” I yelled. He winked at me. I feel special. “Jammy… sit yo’ ass down.” Kat looked at me. “NO!” I wanna stand!” I stuck my tongue at her. “SIT DOWN!” She yelled at me. “Okay… no need to yell.” I pouted. “Look at Crawford eh. Just standing there chilling out at the goalie.” Smith laughed. “Well it’s Crawford. He’s lazy.” I laughed. “Yes! Break time!! I get to go potty!” Kat jumped. We all just looked at her like ‘The hell?’ so you know since it was break time, I will just call Jenny.

“Hey Jay!” Jenny said.

“Hey Jenny. How’s everything going?” I asked.

“Good. I yelled at Cody.”  Oh jeez.

“Why??!” I laughed.

“Because! He was like begging me to replace you with Heather.” Jenny stuttered.

“The hell?! That dumbass… why does he want you to do that?!” I yelled. “Jammy hurry up! Intermission is almost over!” Kat whispered. “Okay hold on!” I uttered.

“I don’t know! I told him I can’t replace family.” Jenny smiled.

“You replaced me with Mac.” I glared.

“So!? Mac is my best friend!” Jenny yelled.

“HE’S A HORSE! You know what I’m not gonna argue with you. I gotta go.” I said then hanged up.

“You’re late!” Coach Joel yelled at me. “So? I just sit on the bench it’s not like I’m playing.” I glared at him. “Sit your ass down.” He ordered. “You see how he treats me?!” I said to Kat. “He treats me different because I know him.” Kat laughed. “Wow Kat… you’re an ass.” I glared. “Want me to sing Bon Jovi to you?!” She jumped. “NO!” Everyone near us said. “Well then….” Kat said turning back to watch the game. “What time is it?” Joel asked. “Time for you to get a watch.” Kat and I mumbled. I think he was glaring at us. I can feel the steam.

“Kat… Kat… KAT!” I shouted. “WHAT!?” She shouted back. “Why are you shaking?” I asked. “Because it’s 2:50. Left in the clock and I’m scared the Cancunks are gonna get a point!” Kat stuttered. “Uh… Kat… we already have 5 points.” I shook my head. “So?” Kat stood up. “Sit do… oh my god…” I said pointing to the ice. “What?” Kat said turning around to see what I was pointing at. “Who the hell is that??” Bolland thought. “Dude. That’s Heather!” I shouted. “Since when Heather climbs barricades. WAIT since when Heather was here?!” Kat uttered. “Because she’s Heather.” I laughed. “BOO! KAT! OVER HERE!” Heather shouted. “Should we?” Kat thought. “Naw she might hate us for the rest of our lives.” I replied. “AYO 5-0! We know that chick bring her over here!” Kat shouted. “Why you climbing barricades Heather.” Kat glared at her. “Because I saw Patrick Sharp and I was like that douche bag! So I went after him.” Heather smiled. “You stupid bitch! You don’t see me going after Wade now do you?!?!” I yelled. “Oh wait… you two are dating aren’t you.” Heather smirked. “Yes. Heather.” I rolled my eyes. “Heather, just say here because you get yourself arrested for disturbing the peace.” Kat said. “What peace??” Heather cocked her head. “MY PEACE!” I shouted.

~~~~~ After the game in the Dressing Room ~~~~~

“Congratulations!” Kat and I jumped. “Yeah… woohoo congratulations…” Heather said looking at the wall. “Do I sense… hatred?” Crawford laughed. “You’re the goalie. The only thing you can sense is the punk hitting your balls.” Heather snapped. “Wow…” Campbell mumbled. “Heather you need to go home.” Kat suggested. “I can’t.” Heather replied. “Why?” Kat cocked her head. “Cuz Jamila has my keys.” Heather pointed at me. “Oh my fault. Here.” I said giving her, her keys. “THANK GOD! NOW I CAN LEAVE!” Heather said then rushed out the room. “She doesn’t like this team does she?” Brouwer asked. “Nope.” I and Kat said simultaneously. “Then if she get’s caught jumping on the ice… she’s getting kicked out.” Coach Joel stated. “Deal!” Kat shouted. “Hey babe, are you going to be at Raw on Monday?” Sharpy asked. “Yeah. I told you guys I was going with y’all when the game was over. Jeez do you guys ever listen?” I shook my head. “Well we didn’t hear you…” Kane mumbled. “Kane shut your face! No on told you to talk!” I exclaimed. “Why must you be mean to Kaner?!” Kat glared at me. “I don’t know… my mind can’t think right now. It’s probably suffering from all those times I was dropped as a baby.”  I glared back. “That’s because you were dropped.” Kat said. “Okay, okay, save it for the ring. Or how ever you wrestlers say it.” Toews interrupted. “Whatever.” I and Kat glared at each other. “Wait I want to make a phone call. I will be right back.” I said leaving the room.

I took my phone out and called Charity to see if she was busy. Knowing Char, she’s probably with Randy because when I’m not there she can hang out with Randy, but when I am there, she needs to work.

“Hell=ooooooooo.” Charity said answering the phone.

“Wow your cool.” I laughed.

“Jammy!!!!!! How are you?!!? Are you coming back?!?!” Charity got louder.

“I’m fine, and uh, no unfortunately, I can’t come back. I have to stay home. Vince said it’s best for me.” I want her to be surprised.

“What!? That’s not fair! I will hurt him!” She shouted.

“You can’t hurt him; he’s your bossy smarty. Anyways, let me speak to Tabby.” I demanded.

“Okay. Hello?” Tabby said.

“Hey Tabby!” I yelled. “Babe we gotta hurry and catch our flight.” Sharpy said. “Okay sweetie.” I said.

“How are you Jam Jamz?!”  Tabby asked.

“I’m good. Getting ready to leave to go back home. How are you and Jeff?!!” I said getting all nosy.

“Oh we are good. He engaged to me!” She squealed.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!” I shouted.

“Thank you!!! Shavelle’s said hi by the way. She was gonna talk to you but she wanted to reunite with her best friend Shawn!” Tabby said.

“Oh it’s okay. Shawn’s a good kid. Where’s Lissa?!” I jumped.

“Next in line for the phone. Hah here she is.” Tabby laughed.

“JAMMY!”  Melissa yelled.

“Hey Lissa! How is everything going with you and Edge?” I asked.

“Good. But he’s still having pain in his arm. Makes me upset. I haven’t gotten laid in weeks!! No I’m kidding we banged last night.” Melissa laughed.

“Ewe! To much information!” I rolled my eyes.

“Anyways enough of my sex life, when is your crazy ass coming back!?”  She asked.

“I can’t come back.” I smirked to myself.

“UGH! WHY MUST YOU STAY IN AREA YOU DON’T LIKE!!??” Melissa shouted.

“I know, I know it sucks really bad. I gotta go, Sharpy is waiting on me. Bye Lissa! Tell everyone I said bye as well!” I said.

“BYE!!!!!!!” Melissa, Charity and Tabby yelled.

“Okay I’m ready to go.” I said coming back into the room. “Did you tell them that you’re not coming back because Vince said so?” Kat thought. “Yes. They believed it.” I laughed. “Well let’s give everyone an ‘OMG YOU’RE HERE’ surprise.” Kane said. “Okay. Nice meeting you guys!” I said to the rest of the team. “Bye Jammy, nice meeting you too!” Crawford said. “Airport here we come!” I said holding Sharpy’s hand and then he gave me a kiss on the cheek.

~~~~~ 5 hours later at the Hotel ~~~~~

“Shh! be vewy vewy quiet, we hunting wabbits!” Kane said as I was unlocking the door. “Wow really Kane…” I shook my head. “Sorry. I thought it was...” Sharpy stopped Kane. “No Kane. It was never the time to do that.” Sharpy said. “Can we just go in please?” Kat glared. “Fine.” I said opening up the door. Everyone was looking at the T.V. didn’t know that anyone came through the door. So Kat and I decided to yell something. “FIRE!!!” We both yelled. Everyone jumped, looked at Kat and I, look at me again, then Kat. Looked at me again then screamed took ‘em long enough to realize I was here. “JAY!!!!!!!!” They all yelled coming up to me. “Nice to see you guys too. Where’s Shavelle! I haven’t talk to her in ages!” I uttered. “She’s outside on the balcony.” Tabby said. “Okay thank you!” I said running out to the balcony. “Hey Velley!” I said running up to her and giving her a hug. “Holy crap… it’s been 3 weeks already??” She looked at me. “Yup! How are you? I heard you saw your best friend Shawn today!” I smiled. “Yeah I did! He’s been over seas for like a long time, and I missed him! When I saw him I broke down in tears, and that was it.” She said. “Where is he now?” I asked. “Oh he’s home. He said he couldn’t come because he wanted to see his family.” Shavelle shrugged. “Oh I see. At least you got to see your beast friend! I gotta go and see Anthony.” I said pouting. “Oh he’s been gloomy for like the past 3 weeks.” Shavelle said. “Thanks for the heads up.” I shook my head.

As I went inside, I walked quietly, some people were already sleeping. I went into Anthony’s room; he was watching Spanish Soap Operas. I REALLY don’t know why. “Hey Anthony. Can I come in?” I asked. “Uh, s-sure here sit.” He said. “Um, so I head you’ve been gloomy. Why?” I shook my head. “Because. I miss you.” Anthony pouted. “Awe Anthony, look, I know it’s been like about 4 months. But hun you gotta move on.” I thought. “You moved on quickly!” He said. “Anthony, there’s other fishes in the sea.” I said. “But I want my fish!” He shouted. This is getting awkward. “Okay I will talk to you tomorrow. Sharpy is waiting on me. Night.” I said giving him a hug then leaving the room before he could say anything else.

I went to the other room to wear Sharpy and I sleep, I said goodnight to everyone except Jenny and Broke face. I think they have a separate room.  Sharp was fast asleep. I don’t blame him he head a LONG day today. At least he won Game 5! But you know tomorrow is the draft; we can all be split up. We may never know.

The End! :]