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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

It's good to be HOME! =] Well somewhat...

~~~~~ Author's note: The first half of the chapter will be in my point of view, the rest of the blog will be in Jenny's. Till the end ~~~~~

Gosh! I don't like airplanes! The seats are really uncomfortable. I was sitting next to this guy, he slept through like half of the plane ride, and he was snoring. SNORING the whole flight. You know like Randy snoring, yeah that's how he snores, but louder! But thank goodness the flight was over, but as always, there was a fan earlier when I got off the flight, she asked for an autograph, so I gave it to her. But she had an older brother, so you know.... I took a picture with him. He's really cute though. I told Uncle John to meet me at the airport at 7:00 a.m. no excuses! But now, it's almost 8:00 and he's not here. So you know since I was bored I should just call Jenny and bother her. That's how nice of a cousin I am.

"Hello?" Dammit Cody answered.
"Cody where's Jenny??" I glared.
"Sleeping." I can tell he was smiling.
"Well wake her up; I want to talk to her." I ordered.
"Ehh... No!" He laughed.
"Boy you is begging for a ass whopping." I said.
"How can you whop my ass if you're not even here??" He mocked.
"GIVE JENNY THE PHONE!" I shouted.
"Okay okay! Sheesh... Jenny, your annoying cousin wants to talk to you." Cody mumbled.
"I can hear you Broke Face!" I shook my head.
"Hello Jay." Jenny yawned.
"Jen, your boyfriend is about to get hurt." I said.
"Don't worry about him. Anyway what do you want?” Jenny asked.
"Uncle John isn't here! And I am alone! With...... normal people!" I whispered.
"Jay, you’re not normal." She laughed.
"EXACTLY! That's why I feel..... Weird." I gasped.
"Just call my dad; he's probably on his way. Because here's one thing we both know, he's never late." Jenny explained.
"Ugh! Why?!?! There's no traffic in Louisiana." I shrugged.
"Yeah there is. But anyway, I gotta go and get ready. I will tell everyone, even Sharpy that you said hi." Jenny said.
"Okay and thanks! I will call you later! Bye Jen!" I said then hanged up.
"Damn it Uncle John! Where are you?!" I said shaking my leg nervously. "Right here." Uncle John said scaring the living crap out of me. "When did you get here???" I jumped. "I've been here for about 2 hours when you landed." He laughed. "And you didn't even tell me??? Or pick up a phone?!?!" I glared. "No." He said. "Gosh Uncle John..." I shook my head. "Well you know you could have called me you know." He mocked. I just glared at him. "Why must you be so mean...." I asked. "Did Jenny put you up to this?" He cocked his head. "I grew up with y'all!" I shouted. "Oh yeah, I knew that. Let's go, Anthony's dad is home so you can see him." He said picking up my bag. "Ah crap." I mumbled.

~~~~~ 1 hour later at home ~~~~~
"Wow Uncle John, you haven't changed my room." I said looking around and seeing a picture of me and Jenny when we were like 2 years old. But Jenny was five. "I was about to change it you know... But Jenny told me not to." He pouted. "Change it too what??" I turned slowly. "A media room." He smiled big. "Thank god Jenny told you NOT to change it." I rolled my eyes. "How long you gonna be home?" He asked. "Why? You want me to leave?!" I smirked. "Nope, well yeah, well no. Jay just answer the question!" He laughed. "2 weeks." I laughed back. "Okay good! I can keep making fun of you till you leave!" He smirked. "Uncle John!" I pouted. "I'm just kidding kiddo. Come on, Anthony's dad is waiting on you." He said. "No! I mean.... Give me a couple minutes." I stuttered. "Um, Okay." He raised his eyebrow. "Thanks. Now scoot! Get out." I said shoving him out the room. "Okay no need to be pushing." Uncle John said leaving and closing the door. Well isn’t this wonderful… I have to see Anthony’s dad… and we broke up like what?? Last week?? Life sucks you know. So, I will have to just suck it in and just meet them. Walking downstairs I can feel the love in the air. Very, very odd because I don’t, if Jenny was here she would of.

“Well there’s my niece, one half of the tag team champions with my daughter, her cousin.” Uncle John said. “Uncle John, you are so embarrassing.” I laughed. “Yeah I know. I’m supposed to embarrass you.” He smiled. “Hey Jamila. Nice seeing you again.” Mr. Odom said giving him a hug. “You too.” I smiled. “So how are you and Anthony?” He asked right away like he knew something was up. “Umm, good.” I said shifting my eyes. “Jay… you’re lying.” Uncle John said. “The hel… Hush up!” I jumped. “It’s okay. I know you two spilt. He called me the next day it happened.” Mr. Odom said. “Oh... i-i- I didn’t know he did that.” I pouted. “Since when this happen?!” Uncle John thought. “Anthony was getting to, jealous when I was hanging out with Sharpy. Well other guy friends.” I explained. “Oh wow, was he really??” Uncle John asked. “Yeah, he was. It got really annoying so I was like, I’m done.” I shrugged. “Yeah but 4 months Jay?” Mr. Odom thought. “Yeah I know. I’m gonna go and take a nap. I will talk to you later. Nice seeing you again Mr. Odom.” I smiled waving and going back upstairs. “Okay and nice seeing you as well.” Mr. Odom said. “Jay I’ll wake you up when Jenny is about to start RAW.” Uncle John said. By the time he said that my room door was already closed. I checked my phone I had like a ton of unread text messages. So you know I should just read them since I don’t have anything else to do.
“Jay! Don’t forget to feed my horses! Oh yeah and Dashing! I have extra cat food in the basement.”  Jenny… yeah I forgot about her horses. They don’t like me though. They haven’t seen me since I was 18. “Yeah I’ll text her later.” I said to myself. Jammy!! I hope you have fun! Don’t forget to watch Game 5! Hawks got this in the bag! Oh by the way, hurry your ass up! It’s boring here!”  Ha-ha Kat I love you too. Jammy!! Charity and I miss you soo much!! Can’t wait to see you soon!!! Love you!! Be good!! <3” Awww Aunt Lissa! “Jam Jamz!! Hope you have a safe trip to Louisiana! Dolph has a new haircut! I will send you a picture of what he looks like! And he looks HOT!!” Damn Velley. BOO BOO GUESS WHAT!!! WADE ASKED ME OUT!!!! I was like OMG no way! And then I froze for about….. 50 minutes lol then I was like HELL YEAH I’LL DATE YOU! LOL Hope to hear from you soon! Love you Boo Boo!” Awwwwww Heather! “Now I miss being backstage.” I said to myself. “Hey Jay! I haven’t heard from you so you know, Kat told me to text you. I don’t know why! I’m not your #1 favorite! I feel… I feel hurt! I made the winning goal to win the Stanley Cup! But yet Sharp is your favorite! The hell??? I don’t get it?!?! Okay well, Kat is looking at me weird so I think it’s time to end this text message. BYE! (:” “Ha-ha Kaner you’re so stupid…” I shook my head.Hey Jammy! We miss you! Mostly me, everyone doesn’t know that. But I miss you the most! No matter what everyone else texts you, just remember I LOVE YOU!!!” Oh great Tabby. I think she had some Starburst. “Hey Jay… I feel weird texting you when we aren’t together. I hope you’re having fun home. Hope to hear from you soon.” Yeah um Anthony... you’re making it even harder for me to get over you. “Jammy! Number 10 Sharpy is here! Can’t wait till Game 5! I gave Kat some tickets so hopefully you two will be in Chicago :D oh yeah and don’t forget… you still have to answer my question ;D. Okay well Kaner is being a jack wagon, so I’ll text you later!” Oh hell yeah I’m texting Sharpy back!
Hey Sharpy! And yeah! Me and Kat are SOO going to Game 5! Gonna be kick ass! Oh and by the way, my answer is yes. (=” I hit send and then I turned on the T.V to see that RAW is about to start in an hour so you know, I’ll watch it. Oh hell I have to watch it. Jenny told me too. Then I got a text message.
“Wait is it yes to the game or yes to us??”  Damn Sharpy you are one confused Canadian. “Yes too both (= Now I am going to take a nap before RAW starts. So I will text you later.” I hit send then I think I was really falling asleep, my phone was gonna attack my face, then Sharpy me a text back. Damn Sharp.
Okay! And yes!!! I mean… that’s cool. Now I will go back with the group and have a mini party to myself lol. Bye Jammy ;D <3” “Okay NOW I am going to sleep. I’m tired as hell!” I said to myself.

~~~~~ Jenny’s POV ~~~~~
“GUYS!!!!!!! THE DRAFT IS NEXT WEEK! WHAT THE HELL!??! I DON’T WANNA BE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN! That show is weird….” Kat shouted. “Well that’s not nice….” John said. “So??!?! I don’t want to be with losers… who haven’t had a match since last year… I feel… I feel… weird.” Kat shivered. “Wow… Jay said the same thing when I was on the phone with her.” I thought. “Oh my girlfriend right? Yeah she shouldn’t feel weird now.” Sharpy said. “WHAUT?!?” Everyone’s jaw just dropped. “Yeah she said yes not to long ago.” He said. “Wait she moved on??” Anthony jumped. “Anthony sit your ass down.” I shook my head. “No! WAY! Me and Jammy… are dating hockey players?! Ahh yeah!” Kat smiled. “Well… I want to date someone.” Nikie joked. “That… that hurt Nikie.” John laughed. “Awe sweetie, things happen a lot. But you know I still love you no matter how dysfunctional everyone’s relationship is.” Nikie smiled. “Nikie hush up.” I rolled my eyes. “Cowgirl, you’re really quite. Why?” Cody pouted. “No it’s just, I miss Jay. I need someone to make fun of! I mean we’ve been split up before but… she’s my mini me.” I pouted. “Your… mini me?” Kat cocked her head. “Yeah, she used to follow me around all the time when she came over. But we were like very little.” I smiled. “Wow you two are some… weird cousins.” Heather laughed. “Whatever!” I stuck my tongue out. “WHAT!!! NO WAY!!! Melissa we have a tag team match tonight!!!” Charity yelled. “And I thought I was the loud one…” Kat mumbled. “You are.” We all said. “Really??!?! Who’s fighting?!?” Melissa smiled big. “Oh my goodness Lissa, you and me, verses The Bella Twins.” Charity shook her head. “Well that’s not fair! I want a match.” Shavelle pouted. “Yeah anyway! I’ve been here for a while now and I haven’t had a match yet!” Tabby explained. “Oh yeah you two get your match next week for the draft picks.” John said. “Wow… a draft pick… whop de freaking do.” Tabby smirked. “I don’t like drafts. Because then we all will be separated! I feel like that one show, Sister, Sister. Tia and Tamara were separated at birth. So you know, I will be so sad if we get separated!” Shavelle pouted. “Velley, RAW comes first, then we go home to sleep, then we have SD! tapings. We will still be together.” Charity shook her head. “Whatever Char! Just ruin the moment! Aren’t you suppose to be sucking face with Randy!??” Shavelle pointed. “Yes, I should be doing that right now, but he’s busy. Always busy.” Charity pouted. “Awww Char, you’ll see Randy soon. I haven’t seen Cody in a while. But I’m all good.” I smiled. “Hey!” Cody pouted. “I love you.” I laughed. “Ugh! This love thing is annoying. I’m leaving for my match.” Anthony said getting up and leaving. “Anyone want to be ringside with me?” I smiled big. “We can go!” Nikie said pointing to Kat, Heather, and Tabby. “I’ll stay here and keep these hockey players company.” Shavelle said. “Okay let’s go guys! Well actually we can be on commentary all night. Yeah let’s do that.” I thought. “Yes!!! Okay, but John! Love you!” Nikie said giving John a hug. Then Kat gave Kane a hug, Heather hugged Wade, and then I hugged Cody. It took me like 2 minutes to say bye. You know little ol’ me.
We made our way to the commentary table just in time before RAW came back on the air. “What do you girls what?!!” Cole gasped. “We came out here to see you get knighted.” Nikie smiled. “Really?!?” Cole smiled back. “No.” Kat shook her head. “Well then…” Cole said then shutting up for the rest of the match. “Oh hey look its Anthony! Jamila’s boyfriend.” Josh said. “Eh…err… no.” Heather said. “Wow.” Jerry said. “Well he’s facing Sheamus. After losing his match a WrestleMania do you think Anthony will step up his game?” Josh asked. “Well um, I think he will be in good shape. I mean, after the stuff he’s been through I think he will be fine.” I said. “Wow Jenny nice thing to say about your nephew.” Kat mumbled. “Shut up Kat.” Nikie said. We all just looked at her like what?? “What?” Nikie shrugged. “Nothing. You’re just usually the nice one.” Heather laughed. “Yeah well, you need to stop thinking things.” Nikie winked.

~~~~~ After the Match ~~~~~
“Dude is Anthony hurt?” I said looking at Anthony. “I don’t know? Wait what the hell? What is Sheamus doing?? Is he getting a chair?!” Kat went bugged eye. “UM! No get your pale ass in the back! You’re not hurting him!” Heather said then taking the chair from Sheamus. He yelled at her then Heather slapped him. “Wow Heather. Since when you grew balls??” Kat laughed. “I grew boobs Kat, boobs.” Heather smiled. “That sounds like a personal problem.” Nikie uttered. “Okay Anthony’s okay.” I said pointing to the ring and seeing Anthony getting up and limping to the back. “Yes!! Diva’s match! We get to see Charity and Melissa fight again!” Heather jumped. “Calm down Heather.” Jerry laughed. “DON’T tell me to calm down!” Heather said twitching her eye and pointing at Jerry. “Sorry…” He rolled his eyes. “OKAY HUSH!” I shouted. Wow… Bre Bella is really kicking Charity’s ass. So you know the nice person I am, I walked over to where there were extra chairs, I took one up, I handed it to Charity then Charity hit Bre Bella in the head with the chair. Bad Charity!!! Melissa was mad though, she shouted ‘I wanted to hit one of those ugly ass twins! Dammit Char!’ Gotta love those two, Nicki Bella was like ‘The hell?!’ Then Melissa made the winning pin!! “And your winners, the team of Melissa and Charity!” Justin said in the microphone. “They are some crazy chicks I must say” Josh laughed. “We know.” We all said.

~~~~~ Backstage ~~~~~
“Guys are you ready?!! We are about to Skype Jay!” I yelled. “Why do we have to webcam her? She doesn’t like me.” Cody frowned. “Hey, she’s family. And plus I want to see my dad!” I jumped. “Did you call her yet?!” Shavelle thought. “No, not yet. Everyone isn’t here yet!” I shook my head. “HURRY YOUR ASSES UP! WE NEED TO CALL JAMMY!” Shavelle shouted. “I they’re coming.” She smiled. “She scares me.” Cody mumbled hiding behind me. “You’re such a baby.” Shavelle shook her head. “Okay! We are here!” Kat said opening the door. “Good! We are just now starting.” I smiled. “Calm down it’s just Jamila.” Cody laughed. “Whatever.” I said playfully shoving him.  We called Jay via Skype, it took her like 2 minutes to answer, and we can all tell she was tired, she had her hair in a ponytail, and she was in her pj’s. but oddly enough, she was texting. “HEY JAY!!” We all yelled. “Damn, y’all don’t need to yell, I’m right here.” Jamila laughed. “Who are you texting?!” John asked. “Do you pay my phone bill?” Jay cocked her head. “No…” John said slowly bowing his head. “Okay then. How’s everyone?” She asked. “Good! Anthony is in the medical room getting patched up.” I said. “Why?” Jamila pouted. “He was hurt after his match with Sheamus. I stopped Sheamus from hitting Anthony with the chair!” Heather smiled. “Awww thanks boo boo. Where loud mouth Kat at?” Jamila laughed. “RIGHT HUR!” Kat said pushing everyone out the way to sit in front of the computer. “Hey Kat! You ready for Game 5?!” Jay clapped. “HELL YEAH! We get some kick ass seats! And STOP TEXTING SHARPY WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!” Kat’s face got read. “Well I’m sorry…” Jay said then put her phone down. “Where’s Cody?” Jay glared. “R-r-r-right here.” Cody gasped. “Broke face are you taking care of Jenny?” Jay smiled. “Yes! Yes I am! Are you takin care of her animals?” Cody asked. “Cody, I can’t take care f you.” Jay laughed. So did everyone else I just gave everyone he death glare and they all went quiet. “Hey g-“ Anthony stopped and looked at the computer and saw Jay’s face and he froze. “H-h-hey Jay, how are you?” Anthony stuttered. “Fine.” We can all tell the she doesn’t even want to even talk to Anthony. “Are you enjoying your 2 weeks off?” He asked. “Yup.” Jamila nodded her head. “Cool, cool. I will talk to you later.” He waved then got up and went to pack his stuff. “Where’s my Sharpy?!?! I want to see him!!” Jay pouted. “Unfortunately, he left with Kaner, so they can fly to Chicago.” Kat pouted as well. “Awe man. Where are Tabby, Charity, and Melissa?” She asked again. “Home.” John said. “Dammit!” Jammy frowned. “Oh before we leave where’s dad?” I asked. “Downstairs. I’ll go and get him.” Jamila said then left the laptop. Then came back with my dad. “Dad!!!” I shouted in happiness. “Hey Jen! How’s life as a wrestler?” My dad asked. “Good! You see the peeps I hang out with!? It’s a lot of them!” I pointed. “I can see that! Now where’s this Broke Face Cody Jamila was talking about?” He asked. “His name is CODY and he’s right here. He’s sleeping now so you can talk to him later!” I smiled. “Ha-ha okay. I gotta go to bed anyway, I’m tired as hell! And Jay needs to go to bed too! She has horse duties!”  My dad smiled looking at Jay. “UGH!” Jay groaned in the background. “Okay! BYE EVERYONE!!!!” Jay shouted. “Bye!!!!!” We all said back. Then pressed the end button, and then we all hopped a cab, drove to the hotel, and went to bed.

~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
I headed off to bed right after I ended the webcam with the gang. But before I went to bed, I got a text from Sharpy.
“Hope you have a good night sleep! Can’t wait to see you tomorrow in Chicago <3 and uh, don’t stay up to long! You gotta catch your flight! ;D I love you Jammy! <33” Aw! I couldn’t help but smile at the text message. But you know I just had to go to bed.




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1 comment:

  1. Kat: Since when did you grow balls Heather? Me: I grow boobs Kat Boobs! LMFAO So U trying to say I got implants :/ lol Cuz I bet you anything she totally did LMFAO And Oh my Friggin Gaw I saved someone from getting hurt ^_^ When did I become a kind person lol Can't wait to read more

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