“What happened with you and Sharpie?!” Taylor asked giving me bunches of tissues. “I told him what happened at the movies and he flipped out on me.” I said still crying after like 5 hours. “Why were you on the floor?!” Taylor gasped. “Because he pushed me out the way so he can leave.” I explained. “WHAT!? WAIT WHAT?! WHERE IS HE?! I’MA HURT HIS STICK!” Taylor yelled. “Dude you can’t do anything. He’s gone.” I shrugged. “What?! Does Kat know where he is?!” Taylor asked. “Why must you think Kat HAS to know everything that happens?” I uttered. “Well she does know the tea…” I stopped Taylor. “SO?! I DON’T CARE!” I shouted at her. “Did you sleep with Sharp?!” Taylor gasped. “Yeah. But I was drunk.” I replied. “OMG JAY GOT LAID!” Taylor shouted. “TAYLOR SHUT THE HELL UP!” I spazzed a little.
“Whoa, chillax lil’ mama. You don’t have to be raising ya voice at me.” Taylor said feeling offended. “Sorry. I’m just really upset at this point.” I frowned. “Man stop frowning! Where’s Anthony so you can talk to him?” Taylor thought. “I don’t know, and I don’t care at this point.” I shrugged my shoulders. “Why not!?” Taylor gasped. “Because I’m not in the mood to talk to him…” I shook my head. “Oh that makes sense. But what are you gonna do? Are you gonna talk to one of the girls?” Taylor asked. “I can’t, they aren’t here. They’re on vacation. They won’t be back till August.” I pouted. “Oh great… here, I’ll be right back.” Taylor said getting up and leaving the room. I just raised my eyebrows to figure what the hell she’s doing
~~~~~ Taylor’s POV ~~~~~
I’m struggling myself to find Jay’s cousin. She mad because there’s another blonde in the group. Yeah I know she mad. Her boyfriend wears a mask… I can see why Jay calls him broke face. But he has a nice smile, he just isn’t attractive. Well in my opinion.
“Where the hell is this chicks’ room…” I said to myself. “Oh fuck the world! Ugh! I can’t believe I’m doing this…” I said, finally approaching Jenny’s room door. I knocked on the door so hard I bet people downstairs can here it. “What the hell!? What are you?! A fucking cop?!?!” Jenny said swinging the door open so hard. “Sure, I can be. I can arrest your ugly ass boyfriend over there.” I pointed at Cody. “What I do?!” Cody pouted. “What do you want Blondie!?” Jenny said getting mad. “Oh yeah, I need help withcha cousin. She bawling and her booski touched at her. Lord have mercy it was terrible.” I explained. Yeah I can tell she was confused at what I just said.
“What did you say…?” Jenny asked in confusion. “Jamila is crying. Because her boyfriend, Patrick Sharp, pushed and left her in the room, because Jay told Sharp what happened at the movies.” I explained to her. “Oh shit! Move blondie!” Jenny said pushing me out the way. I just groaned because... that really hurt. “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.” Cody said patting my shoulder. “The fuck you touching my shoulder for?” I looked at him. “Oh... I’m sorry...” Cody went bug eyes, walked away from me, and sat back down on the couch. “Yeah that’s what I thought.” I said leaving the room.
“You know, I wanna hang out with Nikie. I hardly hanged out with her since I came here.” I said to myself. As I was walking a couple doors down, I past Alex Riley, I didn’t want to talk to that man whore after what he did to me. Like really…? Pick me over her… Heather? The chick who went from Wade, to Randy, to Miz and now Riley... hell yeah I do my freaking research! At least I don’t have to worry about having a boyfriend at this time in life since I started my career and all.
“Nikie!!!! Oh Nikie!!!!” I shouted while knocking on the door. Some dude answered the door, really big and buff. I swear he has a ghetto butt. Or he’s just wearing booty pop or something. “Err… who are you?” I asked. “I’m Cena, John Cena.” John said in like the James Bond voice. “Where’s Nikie.” I said not really caring at this point, but I still laughed when he said his name. “Oh she’s sleeping.” John replied. “Oh hell no! It’s 12 in the afternoon! What the hell is she doing sleeping?!” I gasped, walking into the room. “Well come right in Taylor. And she’s sleeping because she is lazy at the moment. I tried waking her up and NOTHING works.” John sighed. “Did you try shaking her?” I thought. “Well… no.” John raised his eyebrow.
“You nut.” I rolled my eyes walking to the room Nikie was sleeping in. I opened the door, she was sleeping like an angel, but too bad, she’s gonna wake her ass up! So I jumped on the bed and started shaking it. “NIKIE!!!! NIKIE!!!! WAKE YO ASS UP!” I said still jumping on the bed. “WHAT! WHAT! WHO DIED!?” Nikie said springing up from her sleep. “Oh it’s just you.” Nikie groaned. “Well hello to you too Nikie.” I smiled. “Why are you up so early?!” Nikie thought. “Early?! Girl it’s freaking 12 in the after noon! Yo ass always the first one up!” I uttered. “No that’s usually Jay and Jenny. They are always up doing something country like.” Nikie shrugged. “Aren’t you from the country?!” I cocked my head. “What no. Michigan ain’t THAT country. I think.” Nikie thought. “Why do you think your hometown is a country area or not?! Man… that’s why I grew up in the city.” I laughed.
“Well Boston isn’t a country area. But we sure as hell won the Stanley Cup from the Vancouver Canucks.” John butted in the conversation. My face was red while I was looking at Nikie still. I turned my head slowly like I was gonna hurt the dude. “WHAT?!?! Y’ALL CHEATED! You saw your goalie right?! Tim Thomas?? That dumbass ginger! Well guess the hell what! HE CHEATED DURING THE WHOLE GAME! You know what John, I’m not gonna argue with you. It’s bad for my health. I’m just gonna stay here till Nikie gets ready. And ignore you…” I glared at him. “Oh good lord I have to be bothered by you.” Nikie signed. “Well I love you too Nikie.” I laughed smiling at her.
~~~~~ Kat’s POV at Chicago ~~~~~
“KRISTEN! Hurry your ass up! We gotta leave for Baltimore in like 45 minutes!” I shouted. “Why you yelling at me…? You’re not even ready.” Kristen glared at me. “Uh excuse me! I’ve been ready!” I said looking for my socks. “Oh yeah, a person who’s been ready, is looking for her shoes and doesn’t have pants on.” Kristen rolled her eyes. “UM! I’m going in my pj’s! Thank you very much!” I shouted. “Well that’s not lady like.” Kristen laughed. “I don’t care. And plus, what are the odds of me having a match? It’s ‘Power to the People’.” I said in air quotes. “You may never know that! Why are you always thinking non-positive thoughts?” Kristen asked. “Bitch the fuck you talking about?!” I said giving her a strange look. “Well it’s true! You’re like always thinking weird, strange, NASTY, DIRTY, thoughts. I find it very complicated.” Kristen explained. “Coming from a chick that’s from New Jersey. You tan EVERY fucking day.” I snapped back. “Well I don’t want to be PALE! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?! I should slap you right now!” Kristen shouted. “You do that, I can hit back. Harder.” I said giving her an evil smile. “You’re freaking me out! STOP IT!” Kristen begged. “Okay.” I laughed, leaving the room. Then Kristen rolled her eyes following after me.
~~~~~ My POV Start Of Monday Night RAW ~~~~~
“YES! Are you serious right now?!” Anthony asked me. “Yeah, I’m serious. I had a long talk with Jenny and even though she never cared about our relationship, she said I should give you another try, and dump Sharpie. And I did.” I told Anthony. “So, no more Sharpie and Jay?” Anthony asked. “Nope. I couldn’t stay with someone who hurts me, physically, but I still couldn’t believe he laid his hands on me.” I pouted. “Yeah I know! I heard it from the other room, I didn’t want to go in because I knew you were gonna flip out on me.” Anthony thought. “Well you thought right, that’s why I asked Taylor to come.” I said. “Is Sharpie and Kane still gonna be here?” Anthony asked. “Yeah. Why you keep asking questions?”” I laughed.
“Just curious that’s all.” He laughed giving me a kiss on the cheek. “Why must things be so hard with you?” I giggled. “Wait! Do you still have my promise ring?” Anthony cocked his head. “Yes I do. Ever since we broke up, I kept it with me everyday.” I smiled, taking the ring out of my pocket. I took the ring and put it on my finger, the look on Anthony’s face is priceless. “JA-MIILLLLLLLAAA!!!!” Taylor sang coming into the room. She probably knew she ruined this moment so she just did a nervous laugh and just closed the door. I just rolled my eyes and turned back around at Anthony, he was already laughing.
“Hey! Turn on the T.V dorks they are showing the votes for the divas match!” Jenny ordered coming in the room. “Divas match??” I asked her. “YEAH! It’s Brie Bella vs. A) Beth, B) Taylor or C) ME!!!!!! Did you two vote!?” Jenny glared at us. “No… but we’ll vote now!” Anthony said taking out his phone. “Oh, you expect me to vote? Girl I ain’t voting for you.” I laughed. “WHY NOT!?!? Well you know what it’s too late! They are showing the votes right now.” Jenny glared again. “I just hoped no one chose you.” I laughed yo myself. “MEAN!!!” Jenny yelled. Then Cole started talking. “And the diva that will be facing Brie Bella in a non-title match will be…” Cole said. “Yeah Cole, make the match un-fun.” Jenny thought. “Jenny!” Jerry said. “Uh no!” Cole said, we can tell he was doing a face palm right now. “Have fun Jenny.” Anthony waved. “Yeah have fun cousin!” I laughed. “BYE!!” Jenny smiled leaving the room.
“Can I come in now?” Taylor asked. “Yes Taylor you can come in.” I said. “Well, well, well, looks like SOMEONE is back together!!” Nikie squealed. “Damn I forgot you worked here Nikie.’ I laughed. “Oh, Nikie feels loved.” Nikie laughed. “You know, I think you two should STAY a couple if you two are gonna break up again, one of y’all gonna get hurt.” Taylor laughed. “Oh god.” Anthony mumbled. “BOY! Don’t ‘oh god’ me! Boy I will hurt you!” Taylor glared at him. “Oh, well I’m sorry.” Anthony raised his eyebrow. “Where’s Heather?” Nikie asked, looking at me. I just put my head down. “Maybe I should say it louder, WHERE’S HEATHER, JAMILA!” Nikie asked again raising her voice. “Does it look like I know?” I snapped. “Aren’t yall friends?!” Taylor asked. “Yeah, but I seriously don’t know where she is!” I replied. “You ain’t had to yell!” Nikie rolled her eyes. “You yelled at me!” I said. “Well you both are yelling.” Taylor and Anthony said. “Oh great… Who the hell are you anyway!?” Taylor cocked her head. “Someone who’s dating your best friend again.” Anthony winked at me. “EWE!!!!” Nikie and Taylor laughed. “You mad?!?!” I laughed.
“JENNY WON!!!! JENNY WON!!!” Cody said running into my locker room. “What the world!?” Everyone in the room said. “SHE WON A TITLE SHOT FOR MONEY IN THE BANK!!!” Cody shouted. “That’s not fair!” I pouted. “Don’t worry it’s for the divas tag team belts. So hopefully next month, your knee will heel soon.” Cody smiled. “Awe thanks Cody. And my knee is actually better.” I said smiling back. Everyone in the room faces dropped. “What?” Me and Cody said. When did you two get along?!” Nikie gasped. “Since that one day, I was singing to his old theme song, and he started blackmailing me.” I said. “REALLY!?” Taylor gasped. “What no, I was joking. It was when last week I decided to be nice to him. Since you know…he got me a taco after Raw.” I laughed.
“Then Jenny entered the room. “JAY!!!!! YOU HAVE TO GET OUTSIDE!!!” Jenny shouted. “Err… why??” I looked at her. “Because you’re in a dance contest with Vickie.” Jenny said. “Jay go, your gonna win!” Anthony said giving me a hug. “Ugh fine!” I laughed getting up, giving Anthony a kiss on the cheek before I left.
Walking, and yes I’m actually walking, done the hall. It’s kinda dead at this point. Like no Char, Charity, Melissa, Tabby, Shavelle, Jeff, Kendra, and Sidney. But yet, where the hell did Kendra and Sidney go..? Who knows, let’s hope they didn’t get kidnapped. Now I’m just thinking bad thoughts at this point. What the hell is wrong with me, I swear, I hang out with Taylor to much.
“BOO BOO!!!!!” I said looking up and seeing Heather. “AHH BOO BOO!!! Where the hell have you been?!” Heather gasped. “In my room. Where the hell have YOU been?!” I asked her. “Oh, with Ted.” She smiled. “Oh good god.” I rolled my eyes. “What?! We aren’t dating! I wanted to see his belt!” Heather squealed. “Oh my god you two are dating.” I groaned. “IT’S NOT MY FAULT! His belt is just REALLY big, if you know what I mean.” Heather winked. “I swear, I don’t know you sometimes.” I laughed to myself. “Yes you do!!! When’s my birthday!?” Heather asked right away.
“January 24th.” I replied. “SEE you do know me.” Heather smiled. “I gotta go, talk to you later.” I laughed walking away from Heather and leaving the curtains. My theme song hit and everyone was booing. Seriously, I stood up for you all once! But who gives a shit at this point in my career. I saw Vickie in the ring, looking impatient as usual, or that was just her face, either one. But anyway, she was looking really mad because she couldn’t believe she’s going against me. I mean come on?! Me?! I’m an experience dancer for about 10 years. I entered the ring and sat on the turnbuckle waiting for Vickie to start.
She started and well… it was bad. She started doing that stanky leg, like really…that dance is OLD. But you know I just laughed from start to finish. Poor Matt Striker, getting kissed by Vickie. Yeah it was my time, I told them to play ‘No Hands’ By Waka Flocka Flame. The clean version, because I don’t’ like dancing to ‘PG related songs’ it’s kinda stupid. And plus it was my favorite song. It took my 5 minutes to dance, I was having fun. But I think I tripped during the dance but hopefully no one saw it.
“Now, it’s time for the voting. How many thought Vickie was better?!” Matt asked the audience. Everyone was booing, not loud though. “How many thought Jamila was better?!” Matt asked again. Everyone cheered for me, like I was hoping louder boos, but everyone cheered. For a heel, the audiences are so strange sometimes. “YOU KNOW I WON!! YOU CHEATED!” Vickie yelled at me. “Um no. you did a move from like 2006. I brought something new.” I rolled my eyes leaving the ring. Really that was pointless. Vickie was still screaming in the ring when I left to go backstage. Just a shame. Damn shame.
“AHAHAHAH YOU TRIPPED!” Kat said as I opened the door. Oh great, I was hoping no one saw that but I guess she did… “Damn Kat you gotta be nicer. Like this, try this. Jammy, you are okay? I asked because... YOU TRIPPED!!!!!!” Kristen laughed. “Really?! Who the hell invited these two?!” I glared at them both. “Oh I heard you have a fever.” Jenny looked at me, smiling. “No I don’t have a fever.” I said raising my eyebrow at her. “Yes you do!!! You have BIEBER FEVER!!!” Kat shouted laughing. “Omg, are you really still on that!?!” I groaned. “Yes, I even favorite the tweets, so I can just look back, smile, and laugh at me embarrassing you.” Kat said while making her evil face. “Oh my god stop making that face.” I begged. “Trust me; I dealt with that this morning.” Kristen uttered.
“Where Anthony go?” I pouted. “To go for his match.” Jenny responded. “Oh okay. Can you tell him I went home? I’m not really feeling well right now.” I pouted. “It’s the Bieber Fever…” Kat mumbled. “Kat SHUT UP!” I glared at her. “Okay, I’ll tell him.” Jenny said, still laughing at what Kat just did. “I swear, even thought your 2 years younger then me, you are so annoying.” I shook my head. “YOU STILL LOVE ME!!!” Kat yelled. “Yeah, way deep, deep, deep, deep, DEEP, down inside Kat. Deep down inside.” I laughed. “JAY! You ain’t leaving me with these crazy people are you?!?” Taylor gasped. “Weren’t you just sleeping?” I questioned. “Yes I was. But when you said you wanted to leave, I got up and gasped, I don’t want to stay here! Especially with Kat, she’ll disrespect my favorite team.” Taylor thought.
“Oh you talking about your LA Queens?! Yeah… they suck.” Kat laughed. “Oh, um, excuse me! Who won Game 7 and took Blackhawks out the season?!? Oh I’m talking about my Vancouver Canucks! Yeah buddy!” Taylor snapped back. “BURN!” I shouted laughing. “You know what Jammy why don’t you go home!? Did you say you were gonna do that?!” Kat glared at me. “Yes I’m doing that right now. But damn this is so funny. Ha-ha bye everyone.” I said leaving the room. “BYE JAMMY!” Kristen yelled. “Yeah Krissie be the only one to yell that.” Jenny thought.
“JAMILA!!! Come here really quick!” Nikie shouted, almost scaring me half to death. “What?!” I jumped. “Okay I gotta question. What are you giving me for my birthday!?” Nikie smiled. “Uh… a cake.” I looked at her. “What the fudge. That’s it!? No presents!? No random birthday surprise?! NOTHING!? What kind of friend are you?!” Nikie glared at me. “The kind of friend that would keep a birthday a BIG secret!” I smiled. “OH YAY! It’s a surprise party!” Nikie jumped again. “No, we are having the party at Chuck E. Cheese.” I smiled. “REALLY!?” Nikie pouted. “Yeah, it was John’s idea. He said that you LOVE that place, so I booked a birthday party for you there.” I said. “Oh Jay I hate you.” Nikie glared at me. “Well I love you too.” I laughed.
“Now I’m gonna go! I’m getting a headache! BYE! Love you!!” I said giving her a hug and walking to my cab.
~~~~~ At the hotel ~~~~~
Before I opened the door, I heard the TV on. I knew before I left I turned the TV off. So I opened the door, I saw Kane, Sharp (Oh great) and Toews (Oh god). I just walked in and went straight to my room. “HEY JAMILA!” Kane and Toews shouted, making me flitch a little. “Sup?” I nodded my head. Sharp was just watching the TV. Yeah I didn’t acknowledge him either. “How are you?!” Kaner asked. “I’m fine. Guys I really can’t talk right now, I have a bad headache.” I begged. “Yeah that’s fine. There’s always time to have another conversation, at anther time.” Toews said giving Sharp hints to talk to me. I just groaned, rolled my eyes and into my room, took a shower and watched a little TV. I really didn’t want to bother with Sharp anymore. I have my old boyfriend back and that’s what matters to me the most. I was fast asleep, I heard someone come into my room. I knew it was Anthony; he makes a funny noise when he opens the door. It woke me up, but I didn’t move though, he took a shower, put his pants on and crawled into bed with me. I felt better in his arms again.
~~~~~ The End (:
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ReplyDeleteI CAN'T WAIT TO READ MORE!!! AHHH I'm so excited!! :D And yes, I am typing my POV For the next blog ;3 xD Your welcome!!! ;D LOVE YOU!! :D