Karma is just around the corner!

Well we are all discussing what we should do later on after Raw because no way in hell we are gonna watch another movie! The reason is because we were watching the movie and all of a sudden Randy and his crazy self started snoring! I mean like come on Randy! He sounded like Yogi Bear during hibernation! Like for real! But it was funny though. Well right now we are all in the room except Randy and Cody; it’s just me, Jenny, Nikie, John, and Anthony. But there was a bust at the door.

“JAMILA! Go get some tacos! They are selling them at the food stands right now!” Cody said yelling coming into the room. Everyone turned their heads glaring at him Jenny is just smiling. “You crazy nut there’s no tacos at the food court.” I said glaring at him. “Yes there is! They just put it on the menu!” Cody said jumping up and down. “Alright fine I will go get some tacos. Does anyone want anything?” I asked.

“Yeah taco for me, please! John, Nikie, Anthony do you want anything?” Jenny asked. “Yeah can I get a coke, some pretzels and nachos?” John said smiling. “Same with me.” Nikie said “Sweetie I’m fine I don’t want anything.” Anthony said. “Do I look like McDonalds to you; John, and Nikie??” I said glaring at them. “Yes.” They answered. “Jerks. Anyway I’ll be back.” I said walking out the door.

~~~~~~~~Jenny’s POVS~~~~~~~~

“Okay now that Jamila is gone, Cody what is so important?” I asked. “WAIT! I KNOW!” Anthony yelled. “Jamila’s birthday is next week Wednesday!” “Anthony said. “Yes it is!” Cody said pointing at Anthony. “So you want us to throw her a party?? Next week Monday?” I said shaking my head. “Yes! Why what’s wrong with that idea?” Cody asked sitting next to me on the couch. “Well um, Jamila doesn’t like surprise parties.” I said laughing. “Who the hell doesn’t like surprise parties?!” John gasped. “Okay well when we were like 8, my mom planned a surprised party for her and like Jay never saw it coming when she came home from cheer practice, we all yelled surprised… then she kinda fainted.” I snickered.

“Why did she faint?” Anthony asked. “Because when people yell things at her she faints. I told her to go to the doctors about that but I guess she didn’t” I shrugged. “Well you know she probably grew out of it.” Nikie said. “When is comes to Jamila, she never grows out of anything. Okay like she has some anger problems too.” I said. “Well I know that.” Cody said. I slapped him in the chest. “Ouch! What was that for?!” Cody said rubbing his chest. “Wimp.” Anthony said laughing. “Don’t say things like that hun. But anyways! Should we throw a surprise party for her?” I asked. “YES!” Everyone yelled when Jamila came into the room. We all looked at her to make sure she doesn’t faint. “Why is everyone looking at me like that?” Jamila asked. “Oh, no reason. Where did you get those tacos?” Cody asked. “Oh since you LIED to me Cody, I took Jenny’s car to go to taco bell and get some tacos and the pretzels and nachos.” Jamila said smiling. “Why the hell did you take my car??” I asked

~~~~~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~~~~

“Because I forgot I had your car keys in my pocket. So I just took your car.” I said laughing. “Yeah I will let this slide this time Jamila.” Jenny glared. “You know at least it wasn’t your car John.” Nikie said looking at John. “Oh my goodness how lucky am I!” John said laughing. “You know the show is about to start, John your starting.” Jenny said. “John we should come out with you!” Nikie said in excitement. “Unless you want CM Punk getting divas out on you, Jamila, and Jenny, I suggest you three stay here.” Anthony said standing up. “Wait, where are you going?” I said pouting. “I have to get ready for my tag team match with Randy tonight.” Anthony said helping me up. “I don’t want to stay here!” I yelled. Jenny and Nikie cleared their throats. “Oh you know what I mean.” I said. “Do commentary again.” Anthony suggested. “Now Anthony after what happened to you and Sheamus a couple weeks ago, do you really think Jamila and Michael Cole will actually sit together and have a calm conversation?” Jenny said. “Hey, I’m fine Jen, I was just shaken up because Sheamus practically beat up Anthony.” I said. “Okay Jamila you just had to bring that up.” Anthony said laughing. “Oh, sorry, I forgot.” I said pouting. “Okay make up your minds guys, I will be back when I’m finish talking to Cm Punk and his weird ass crew.” John said leaving the room. “Bye John, I’ll miss you!” Nikie said. “AWWWWWWW!!!” Jenny and I said smiling. “Oh shut up.” Nikie said leaving the room to go get ready for her match. “Where’s Cody?” I asked. “Right here.” Cody said sitting up on the couch. “Oh I though you left.” I said laughing. “No I was laying here being quiet.” He said. Next thing you know, someone was knocking on the door. “Hi.” Maryse said walking into the room with Ted. “What the hell do you want frenchy!?” Jenny rolled her eyes.

Jenny’s face was beat red so you know she was pissed! “Let me take care of this. What the hell do you want Ted?” Anthony said glaring. “Oh look! Its Ken and Barbie.” I said walking over to the door. “Calm down Jamila, I didn’t come here for trouble. I just wanted to apologize for what I did to you last week.” Maryse said sarcastically. “Listen here frenchy! You had no right to come in my room and jump my cousin, now you better leave before I go Ghetto Jenny all up yo ass!” Jenny said raising her hand. “Trust me if she goes into ghetto mode you will end up like that dead deer she got a couple weeks ago.” I said glaring at Maryse. “Eww that’s gross…” Maryse said. “Okay listen, we just came to apologize. Maryse didn’t mean to jump your cousin.” Ted explained. “You know Ted, before you get your ass whooped, I suggest you leave, like NOW!” Anthony said getting ready to close the door but Ted stopped him.

“Listen rookie, you think just because your aunt and your little girlfriend are here doesn’t mean I can't whop your ass right now.” Ted said smiling and Maryse laughing.  “Listen here Ted! I have enough of your crap dude! Take your gold digger and leave right now! Oh and by the way, Anthony is SO NOT a rookie, you ass wipe, He already won a steel cage match. Also he kicked your ass last week. Maryse you shouldn’t be laughing because I knocked you out of the ring last week too. Oh and guess what, I’m not small.” I said. “Damn Jay. I could of said it better myself.” Jenny said laughing. “Is that all you need??” Anthony shrugged. “Ugh Ted let’s go.” Maryse said disgusted. “Yeah that’s right get the stepping bitch!” Jenny yelled. “Oh nice ending Jen.” Anthony laughed. “Oh shut up.” Jenny laughed.

“Wow that was interesting.” Cody said sitting up on the couch again. “Dude, I though you left?!” I said. “Nope.” Cody smiled. “Okay anyways, I need to get ready for my match. I will talk to you guys later.” Anthony said putting his shoes on. “Okay Anthony.” I said hugging him. “Bye Jamila, I love you.” He said smiling. “AWWWWWW!” Cody and Jenny said. “Gosh you guys are embarrassing.” I said laughing. “Bye guys.” Anthony said walking out the door. “I thought you were gonna commentate tonight for his match?” Cody asked. “I changed my mind. I will when he does his second match with Sheamus.” I said. “Please don’t kill him Jay.” Cody laughed. “Very funny Cody.” I said fake smiling.

Okay well Cody, Jenny and I were watching RAW till the divas matches came on, and Maryse came out (ugh) and she took the mic and said “These two girls think they have the right to talk down to me! I AM MARYSE! Sooo Jamila and Jenny you two better stay out of my way!” “Oh hell no!” Jenny and I said. “Now, Jamila and Jenny don’t try anything stupid.” Anthony said. But by the time he said that we already darted for the door.

“Bitch is gonna get it!” Jenny said running to the entrance rant. “Ya think!” I said running behind her. “To find this love of mine I’d walk through wind and fire Forever and always, These hollow hands reach out” my song started to play Jenny and I headed straight for the ring and Jenny started talking; “Listen Maryse you think you have the right to call me and Jamila out?!” Jenny said. “OH NO! JENNY IS GONNA GO GHETTO MODE ON ME! Oh please Jennifer you don’t scare me!” Maryse said mocking Jenny. Yeah right after Maryse said that Jenny was about to slap her but I stopped Jenny and said, “You know what Maryse, I’m sick of your bull; I hope you know that. And you think your little apology back in the locker room was sincere well guess what, that apology was faker then your hair extensions” I said rolling my head, “Now let’s make it interesting, since all three of us is in our wrestling gear, and the ref is over there sitting next to Justin probably tweeting something stupid, how about a 2-on-1 handicap match.” I said with an evil smile. “Oh no! I just got my nails done!” Maryse yelled. “I don’t care; I’m willing to kick your ass right now!” Jenny yelled. All of a sudden the lights blink and the ding noise happened, oh great… “If I may-” I interrupted Cole. “Cole, sit your ass down and let Jerry read the e-mail.” I glared at Cole. “Fine!” Cole said yelling.

The crowd started chanting “Jerry, Jerry!” “Thank you Jamila. Now I quote, “Ref get in the ring and bell ringer, ring the bell! It’s going to be Jenny and Jamila vs. Maryse.” Jerry said. The crowd got louder and the look on Maryse’s face was hilarious! The bell rings and I start it off, I slapped Maryse then I kicked her in her leg, (which was funny I think she started to cry) I tagged in Jenny, who was really ready to kick Maryse’s ass. Non-stop punches she was giving Maryse. I told the people in the front row to start chanting Jenny! And when they did they got the whole arena to chant her name. “Come on Jenny!!” I yelled. But all of a sudden, Ted comes out and then I go inside the ring and I was getting ready to slap him but he caught my arm. Which cause Anthony to come out; Ted and Anthony was going head to head outside the ring. Jenny does a roll up pin and the ref does a three count.

“And your winners; Jamila and Jenny!” Josh said into the microphone. But our celebration was ruined… “YOU’RE not enough of me.” “Cut our music!” Layla said. “Real talk!” Layla and Michelle said. “Eww Chell its Jenny and her little side kick Jamila.” Layla said. “I know Lay! They are not flawless like we are!” Michelle said laughing. “Who the hell do you think you are?!” Jenny said. “Yeah anyway! I’m not a side kick!” I yelled. Oh please like you two are better then us!” Michelle said pointing at us. “Jay, are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Jenny said with sneaky eyes. I smiled because I knew exactly what she was talking about. All of a sudden we pretended to leave the ring, till we speared LayCool into next week! Me and Jenny picked up the mics and said “Flawless” In a preppy voice. It was funny. Jenny and I walked backstage and we met up with Cody. Ugh great. “Hey hun.” Jenny said giving him a hug. “Hey Jen, great job in your match against Maryse.” He said smiling. “Thanks Cody!” Jenny said giving Cody a kiss. “Eww.” I said with a smirk. “Jerk.” Jenny said. “Oh you know you love me.” I said laughing. “She loves me more!” Cody said. “Hell no she doesn’t!” Layla said coming towards us. “Oh great.” I rolled my eyes. “Bitch didn’t we already speared you?” Jenny said walking up to her. “And your point is…?” Layla said smirking. “BITCH!” Jenny yelled while slapping Layla across her face. They started fighting all over again. “Should we stop them?” I asked Cody. “Yeah I think we should.” Cody looked at me. “Alright Jenny, you gotta get off of her.” I struggled. “Okay fine.” Jenny said to me. “This is not over you asshole!” Jenny yelled to Layla. “I gotta go, Teddy Long is calling me. Bye Jenny 1-4-3.” He said smiling. “Okay hun I’ll miss you.” Jenny said giving him a hug.  Jenny and I went back to the locker room and as we walked in Anthony was pacing in the room.

“Hun, why are you pacing?” I asked. “I’m trying to figure out how am I gonna win this match against Sheamus.” Anthony said, till he tripped over a shoe. “Damn it! Whose shoe is this!?” He said rubbing his forehead. “FAIL!” Jenny said laughing. “Shut up Jenny.” He said glaring. “Oops that’s my sneakers. You should really pay more attention sweetie.” I said kissing his forehead. “You should keep your shoes in one place baby girl.” Anthony said putting on his shoes. “You are an ass.” I said glaring at him. “Haha your girlfriend called you an ass.” Jenny said laughing. “Aunt Blondie.” Anthony said. Anytime he says that Jenny gets quiet and gives him the evil eye. “Hun that’s mean.” I laughed anyways. “Anthony, don’t you have a match to go too?” Jenny said glaring. “Oh yeah! My second match this should be great.” Anthony said smiling. “Oh Jay don’t forget your costumed headphones for commentary.” Jenny said handing me my headphones. “Thanks Jen. See you later.” I said walking out the door holding Anthony’s hand.

“Do you think I’ll win?” Anthony asked worried. “Anthony you already have a record of 2-0 so far against Sheamus. You are just 16-0 away from Undertakers Wrestlemania streak.” I said smiling. “Oh, gee, thanks Jamila.” He said. I gave him a kiss, “Do you feel worried now?” I asked smiling. “Nope! I’m ready to kick some ass now!” Anthony said getting ready to leave to go to the ring.  “To find this love of mine I’d walk through wind and fire Forever and always, These hollow hands reach out, For you to touch me now, Forever and always, Dead inside, My heart and soul flatlines, Put your mouth on mine, And bring me back to life ,Dead inside!” Me and Anthony came out waving to the fans and giving them high fives. I gave Anthony a hug and he went in the ring and I went to sit at the commentary table.

“Hey Jerry, Cole.” I said smiled a Jerry but glared at Jenny. “Why do I get the evil eye?” Cole asked. “Because you’re an asshole.” I said. “Damn Cole you’re always getting told by Jamila!” Jerry laughed. “You know Jerry you’re supposed to be my partner, not Jamila’s.” Cole explained. “Cole, Jamila is a better commentary partner then you.” Jerry said. “Guys, can we get back to the match?? Please?!” I shrugged. “Great idea Jamila.” Jerry said. Sheamus has the upper hand right now, and is getting ready to do the Celtic Cross on Anthony. But Anthony counters, which I must say brought a smile to my face. Anthony hits Sheamus with a clothesline! Anthony makes the pin. The ref stops at two, the match is still going. “Damn the show ends in like 2 minutes” I said to myself. “Come on Anthony!” I yelled. Anthony does another clothesline, Anthony pins Sheamus again. The ref does a 3 count, the bell has rung Anthony’s hand is raised for victory! “Okay guys, that’s my cue to go. Nice talking to you!” I said waving at Jerry and Cole. “Bye Jamila, thanks for coming.” Jerry said while Cole was waving.

I was almost to the ring when Sheamus got out the ring and grabbed the chair. I stopped him before he could do anything. Randy came out of the crowd and tapped Sheamus on the shoulder and gave Sheamus an RKO. I gave Randy a hug and told him thanks. He followed me to the ring and I held both Anthony and Randy’s arms high. We left to go backstage to catch up with everyone else. “You did great Anthony!” Jenny said. “Thank Aunt- I mean Jenny.” He laughed. “Yeah that’s what I though.” Jenny glared. “You know Jay I’m still mad that you left your shoe out for me to trip over.” Anthony said with his arm around me. “What about next time you watch where your going, then you wouldn’t be tripping over anything.” I smiled at him. “You guys can settle that at the hotel room. Now lets go, John, Nikie, and Cody are waiting for us at the hotel.” Jenny said. “Okay we’re coming.” Me and Anthony said.

Next blog coming soon! :D