Smackdown Tapings (January 18th 2011)

Well since Raw is over, it was time for the Smackdown tapings. Cody has a match with Rey Mysterio, and Teddy Long said that he has to make an announcement about something. I hope he finally decides to make diva’s tag team belts. That would be so cool! But come on what are the odds of that happening. Right..?

“Jay, wake the hell up!” Jenny said shaking my arm. “You know what I give up… Anthony, get your ass in here!”

“What?!” Anthony said walking into my room. “Wake Jamila up!” Jenny said. “Why do I have to do it!?” Anthony said. “Um… I don’t know maybe because you two are dating and plus she doesn’t listen to me!” Jenny glared. “Ugh fine! You are so bossy…” Anthony said walking over to the bed.

“Jay, John bought tacos and they are on the table.” Anthony said whispering in my ear. “Nice try Anthony. But John doesn’t like tacos.” I said laughing. “Wow I should of though of that…” Jenny mumbled. “Well you didn’t.” I said stretching. “Ass…” Jenny said looking away. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

“Knock, knock Flawless people coming in!” Layla said. “Oh great it’s Paris Hilton.” Jenny said. “You know, I just came to apologize.” Layla said with a sad face. “Bitch shut the hell up and get out of my locker room.” Jenny said. “Okay just calm down, both of you. Now Layla, just leave before you get your ass speared again.” I said getting up from the couch. “Ugh, whatever!” Layla said. “Wow that was a waste of time don’t you think?” Anthony said turning the T.V on and Teddy Long was walking down to the ring, and then he started talking.

“Now you all have seen RAW right? Well that was a stupid question because I know you did. But anyways, LayCool’s actions to Jamila and Jenny were unacceptable. Now I know its Mr. McMahon’s idea of making new belts. But I mean, there should be a Diva’s Tag team belt. What do y’all think?!” Teddy said.

“Oh damn! Jay let’s get out there!” Jenny said pulling my arm.

“But I’m in my pajamas.” I said. “Jen don’t make her go out there in her blue polar bear pajamas!” Anthony said sarcastically. “You’re an ass Anthony, I hope you know that.” I said glaring at him. “I love you too Jamila.” Anthony said kissing my forehead. “COME ON!” Jenny said pulling my arm. “Okay damn… so bossy.” I said getting up and walking behind Jenny.

~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the ring~~~~~~~~

“No Teddy, you can’t do this to us!” Michelle said. “Now girls, you know invading Raw and telling people they aren’t Flawless is not cool.” Teddy said. “I agree Teddy. And you know that um… since you know Layla and Michelle already got speared on Monday, I think making a new Diva’s tag team belt is a great idea!” Jenny said smiling. “You know Jenny; I understand what you’re saying. But I think Michelle has a point.”

“Thank you!” Layla said. “Um, don’t interrupt me,” I pointed at Layla. “As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, I agree with Layla, I mean like I like the idea for the belts but… you know, they already got speared. Should we really do that you guys?” I asked the audience. “YES!!!” They all cheered. “Well Teddy, what do you think? The WWE Universe has spoken.” Jenny said. “Well tonight you have it; it will be the team of LayCool vs. Jenny and Jamila! Holla!”

Just as Teddy said that, Michelle and Layla tackled us; but don’t worry we got the upper hand. Beth Phoenix and Natalya came out and helped out but they ended up hitting us and mouthing words saying “We are after you.”

~~~~~~~~~Jenny’s Locker room ~~~~~~

‘Nice going Ernie and Bernie.” John said as we were walking into the room. “You’re an ass John.” Jenny said laughing. “Hey! Watch your language Jennifer!” Nikie said pointing. “What the hell?! Don’t call me Jennifer!” Jenny said glaring. “Would Aunt Blondie work for you?” Anthony smirked. “Anthony don’t be a douche bag.” I said laughing. “Sorry baby girl.” Anthony pouted. “Yeah okay.” I smirked.

Just then. “Hey,” Heather said walking into the room. “Hey Corre Whorre!”

“Hey!!” I said hugging her. “What the hell is a ‘Corre Whorre’?” Jenny asked. “It’s a female Corre Lover, something like that. Just look it up” I said laughing. “What are you doing here though?”

“I was walking backstage and I got bored to I came in here.” Heather smiled. “Wow don’t you feel special.” Anthony said walking to the couch. “No Anthony, just leave. You’re not welcomed on the couch.” Nikie laughed, I glared at her till she realized not to say that again. “Well um, anyways! Jamila and I are gonna be Diva’s tag team champs soon!” Jenny yelled. “So?” John said. “So?!? We are gonna beat Lay-Cool’s A-” Anthony looked at me. “We are gonna beat Lay-Cool’s butt. You happy now King Anthony?!”

“Yes, Yes I am.” He said smiling. “Wait shut up! Cody’s match is on!” Jenny said. “Ugh do we hav-”

“SHUT UP JAY!” Jenny yelled. “Damn take a chill pill, it is just Cody! Crazy nut!” I said. “OMG NO!!!!!!!! REY BROKE HIS NOSE!” Jenny sounded upset after saying that, Poor Jenny. There was like a snicker going on in the back and Jenny turned around and did a glare that scared the living shit out of us! “Heather, John, Anthony, Nikie don’t you four have something to do!?!” Jenny said. “Nope.” They all said. “Come on Jay, let’s go get Cody.” Jenny said walking over to me, but I was able to move just in time to sit next to Anthony. “Cody’s a big boy he can come by himself.” Anthony said standing in front of me. Next thing you know Cody walks into the freaking room complaining about his nose. “Did. you see what that crazy 619 person did to my freaking nose!?” He sounded angry. “Yeah it was pretty funny ‘Dashing’.” John said laughing. “Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena! Shut up!”

Now when Jenny calls us by our full names you know that we are in trouble. So we just kept quiet. “Hun are you okay?” Jenny asked touching his nose. “Ouch! Don’t touch it!” Cody yelled. ‘Sorry, just trying to help.” Jenny said.

“You helped enough just don’t touch anything.” Cody said walking to the couch. “Fine.” Jenny said walking out the room. “Wait Jen!” I said. But it was too late she already left the room. “Damn it Cody! Why are you being so rude!?” I yelled. “Yeah anyway, why are you being a douche bag?” Anthony said getting up. “Looks who’s talking getting jumped from Sheamus!” Cody smirked. “You know what…”

“SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!” I said holding my head. “I have a freaking headache already don’t make it worse!” I yelled. “Sorry ba-” I stopped Anthony. “No Anthony shut up. Cody you sit your ass down right now! John and Heather go check on Jenny for me.” I said pointing to the door. “Yes ma’am.” Heather and John said. “Now, you two aren’t going to be fighting when I and Jenny have our first title match. Now Cody you don’t have to act like a tool to Jenny because Rey broke your nose. Guess what dumbass you exposed it! Now as for you Anthony-” Anthony interrupted me. “I said I was-” “Don’t interrupt me Anthony. As I was saying, you don’t need to be calling people douche bags unless it’s necessary.” I said. “Understand the both of you?” I asked. “Yeah I understand.” Cody said.  “Yeah.” Okay okay good, I gotta check on Jenny. Talk to you guts later.” I said walking to the door and giving Anthony a kiss.

I walked out the room and Jenny was alone on the bench wiping her tears. “Jen you okay? I got a cookie.” I said trying to get her to smile. “No not really Jay I don’t want a cookie.” She said fixing her hair. “Do you think you will be ready for the match soon, because after Dolph’s match Anthony’s match then ours. I want to make sure your okay.” I said giving her a hug. “Yeah I promise and I’m fine.” She smiled.

It was a fake smile I can tell. She looked at the floor and smiled. I know Jenny too well! “Okay Jenny. Imma go and find Heather and ask her a question, see you in a little bit.” I said hugging Jenny.  “Okay Jay. Bye.” She said walking back into the room. I hope nothing bad happens, Cody can be a douche bag sometimes… I said sometimes so that counts. But like really Heather has been running all over the place and I can’t find that crazy chick. “She better be in here, I think she is I hear screaming of somewhat.” I said to myself.

“Hey Hea- Ewwwwwww!!” I walked in on her and Heath making out. “Jay what the hell!?” Heather said wiping her mouth. “Dude I’m blind!” I said. “Why the hell you no what never mind I wanted to know if your still coming back to the hotel with us after Smackdown tapings are done?”

“Yes I am. Now leave! I want to finish what I started.” She said. “Damn you are a Corre Whorre, but like in a good way. You know I love you Heather.” I said laughing. “Yeah okay whatever! Bye Jay.” She said closing the door.

Now I gotta walk back to the locker room. I just hope Jenny and Cody aren’t having a make out session. Ugh! I was on my way to the room when Anthony caught up with me.  “You ready Jay?” He asked. “Yeah I am, I was sidetracked by Heather and Heath making out in the locker room. But yeah I think I will be fine.” I said laughing. “Okay baby girl just don’t try to do anything stupid at ringside.” Anthony said. “Jerk.” I said pulling away from him.

On our way to the ring, our theme song played, crowd is excited. That put a huge smile on me and Anthony’s face. We are in the ring I bowed, because that’s how formal I am (Yeah, what now!). But, I keep hearing my name being called but I didn’t pay attention to it. But anyways, R-Truth came out. (Ugh he started rapping) I grabbed a mic and said; “Sorry Truth but can you like speed it up, your rapping is to long, annoying and you mumble every word. So just get your butt in the ring now because I have a title match later on tonight. Thank you and have a nice day.” Everyone started cheering. I smiled and Anthony whispered in my ear “Smart Idea.” R-Truth was in the ring and he was about to say what’s up but I was like ref ring the damn already.

10 minutes after the match started that voice started yelling again. I felt like I was having a Randy Orton moment or something. "Jamila!! Over here! In the crowd!" That voice again! "Who the hell is calling me?!" I asked myself. Just then I turned around and I saw my awesome best friend Shavelle she’s from Hawaii really cool place. I went to visit her once and it was cool. We were having a race to the beach and she took someone motorcycle (Long ass story). "Shavelle what are you doing here?! And is that a Rockstar in your hand?!" I asked her. "I came to see 1) Dolph, Randy, Jomo, and John. 2) I came to see my awesome best friend! Duh! Oh and 3) Yes I am drinking a Rockstar." She said smiling. "Okay well Velly, Anthony is in the middle of his match. So, why don't you just go back stage and wait in the lobby." I said giving her a backstage pass. "Oh my goodness thanks Jammy!" She said smiling at the pass. I think something was wrong with her eyes, they are like huge. "You’re welcome Velly." I said walking back to ringside and kept cheering on Anthony. But by the time I got back Anthony already pinned and own against R-Truth. “Damn that was quick.” I said laughing to myself. Before I left I got out the ring and told Shavelle she can go backstage now. I looked away for like 2 seconds she’s already gone. Damn… I walked back to Jenny’s room and Shavelle was shocked to see how big backstage is. “Damn Shavelle close ya mouth.” I laughed. “Oh sorry. Can I meet John Morrison, Randy, John, and Dolph now!?! PLEASE!!!!!” She begged. “Alright shut up Shavelle. Damn. Let me get Jenny and tell her to get John and the others you just listed.” When I said, that Morrison and Randy was already heading our way. “MORRISON!!! RANDY!!!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!” Shavelle yelled. “Who the hell is this?!” Randy asked. “Oh Randy shut up and be nice. Morrison, Randy this is my best friend Shavelle.” I introduced them. “Oh hello, you crazy person.” Morrison said. “Dude be nice damn it! I gotta go me and Jenny gotta get ready for our title match.” I said “Oh and Shavelle don’t get yourself kicked out of backstage. No as a matter of fact, just stay in the room with John, Nikie, and Cody. I will be back soon.” I said opening up the door. “Jay who’s this?” Nikie asked. “Jenny, John, Nikie this is my best friend, Shavelle. Shavelle this is the crew.” I said introducing her again. “Oh shit! Jay we gotta go!” Jenny yelled. “No really I haven’t noticed.” I said sarcastically.

“Oh come on!” Jenny said pulling my arm. “Um like OW!!?” Well you can’t blame me it hurts. Lay-Cool was already in the ring and we are currently on our way to the ring. But anytime we fight Lay-Cool we always imitate them. We check out make-up (Even though I don’t wear any) and we like check our wardrobe. We get into the ring and the bell rings. Jenny starts first, so does Layla. We made a plan so we know exactly what were doing. I told the people in the front to start cheering. But then Layla got the upper hand. Like seriously the girl cheats! Layla tags, so does Jenny and now its me vs. Michelle. I wanted to whop her ass since day one! I slapped her, I kicked her, I pinned but it came out as a 2 count. Stupid ref needs to count faster. All of a sudden the crowd starts chanting Jamila. I get the upper hand I do my finisher (Kinda like the RKO but different) I make the pin, Jenny stops Layla from coming in the ring and I got the 3 count!

“Your winners, the new Divas Tag Team Champions; Jenny and Jamila!!” Justin said in the microphone. Me and Jenny started jumping in excitement that we finally get to whop some ass! Anthony, Shavelle, John, Heather and Nikie came out and started celebrating with us. It was a great night for Jenny and I. “I feel like I’m on cloud 9 right now.” Jenny said hold her belt. “You think this is awesome! I freaking love this!” I said. “Can I hold it?” Shavelle said. “That’s what she said.” I laughed. “Damn Jay you’re gross.” Jenny said laughing. “Yeah, here Velley.” I said giving her my belt to hold. “Now this party will continue in the hotel!” I yelled. “Where’s Cody?” Jenny asked. “Oh he’s already in the limo.” John said. “Congratulations, Jay and Jenny.” Randy said giving us a hug. “No man 10 ft away!” Anthony said trying to be protected. “Calm down Anthony.” Randy laughed. “Okay let’s go guys! I’m hungry and tired!” John said. “Okay let’s go!!” I said.