Wow that's weird. RTWM! Continues! (PT 8)

~~~~~ Shavelle POV ~~~~~

“You know Charity, if you wanted some skittles all you had to do is ask. You didn’t have to take it from my purse!” I glared. “It wasn’t me. I don’t eat skittles.” Charity said. “Then who was it?! Melissa isn’t here; she’s on her date with Edge…” I stopped “Tabby!” I gasped. “Did someone say my name?” Tabby said coming into the room. “Did you take my skittles? You skittles thief!” Shavelle said. “No…” Tabby said looking at the wall. “LIAR! You look like you’ve been eating them! Your breath smells fruity!” I laughed. “Because it’s this nice lip gloss I have on.” Tabby smiled. “You don’t have any on.” Charity laughed. “Thanks a lot Char!” Tabby glared. “A-HA! So it was you! You are sentence to life in the dungun.” I laughed. “No she’s not!” Jeff said coming out the room in his boxers. “Omg Jeff put some freaking clothes on! No one wants to see your ninja turtle boxers!” I laughed. “So? Dolph runs around with his boxers on.” Jeff exclaimed. “Why you lookin?!”  Charity exclaimed. “He’s not hard to miss.” Jeff laughed. “Guys!! Jammy texted me from her room.” I shouted. “Oh isn’t she classy.” Tabby laughed. I read the text message out loud.

“If you guys keep making noises, I will come out there with my shovel and start swinging. Now shut up! Please and thank you (: XOXO Jammy.” I said. “Wow she’s in a grumpy mood.” Randy said making coffee. “Where the hell you come from?” Tabby asked. “The bathroom.” Randy laughed. “TMI!” I said. “Ewe Randy and Charity, it’s not nice to make out in front of people!” Jeff yelled.  Just then, after Jeff said that Jammy comes.

“Didn’t I tell y’all to shut up?! I’m trying to sleep!” Jamila said. “Wow Jay, your hair is…” Jamila stopped Randy. “Randy if you say anything about my hair you will end up missing.” Jamila glared. Everyone went bug eyes. “NOW SHUT UP!” Jamila yelled then going back to her room. “Well damn. Someone’s PMS-ing…” Jeff uttered. “JEFF SHUT UP!” Jamila yelled again.

~~~~~ My POV~~~~~

“Dammit I can never get any sleep.” I glared looking at my phone to see what time it was. “You need to relax. You’re too stressed out about the Ladders match with the Bella Twins.” Anthony thought. “Me? Stressed out? About the Bella Twins?! Anthony what you smoking? It’s the Bella twins; they don’t have nuffin on me.” I replied. “Nuffin?” Anthony gave me a confused look. “Nothing. It means nothing.” I laughed. “Oh. I knew that.” Anthony mumbled. “Sure you did sweetheart. Sure you did.” I laughed. He stuck his tongue at me. “I love you Jay.” He laughed. “Love you too Ty-Anthony.” I stopped myself quickly. “Were you about to call me Tyson?!?” Anthony gasped. “No…” I froze. “Hum… Okay then.” Anthony said looking the other way and going back to sleep.

I got up from the bed and ran out the room. “Jammy what’s going on?” Shavelle asked but I didn’t stop to talk to her. I ran out the door and then down the hall to Jenny’s room. I opened the door and Cody was shaving his legs (UGH!) and Jenny was listening to music. I took the earphone out her ear.

“What the hell Jay!” Jenny yelled. “Listen to me! I did something bad!” I said trying to catch my breath. “What’d you do? Showed Anthony your tattoo of that guy’s name?” Cody chuckled. “No you dipshit! Shut the hell up!” I yelled. “Tattoo?!” Jenny gasped. “No don’t worry about that. But listen, I almost said Tyson’s name when I told Anthony I loved him.” I pouted. “Oh damn. Jay you are in trouble!” Jenny said. “Jenny FOCUS DAMMIT!” I yelled. “Okay okay calm down. I will talk to him.” Jenny said. “Yeah but damn, I almost said Tyson’s name. Anthony probably hates me right now.” I pouted. “Jay, you’re worried?!” Cody gasped. “Look who’s talking?! You’re the one wearing the face mask!” I yelled. “JAMILA SARAH BOWEN!” Jenny yelled. “I’m sorry… sheesh no need to say my full name….” I mumbled. “Let me call Anthony.” Jenny said getting her phone out. “Can you tell him I’m sorry?” I pouted. “Maybe.” Jenny glared. Jenny called Anthony and put the phone on speaker.

“Hello?” Anthony asked picking up the phone.

“Hey dorkface, why are you mad at Jamila?” Jenny asked.

“She almost called me Tyson! Like come on! Wouldn’t you get mad of Cody called you Layla???”  Anthony exclaimed. Then Jenny got mad.

“Listen you ASShole don’t compare me to Layla, you need to talk to Jay. Y’all need to settle y’alls problems without me being in the middle. Okay?!” Jenny said looking at me. I shook my head.

“Yeah, where is she?” Anthony asked.

“She’s right here. Smiling like the butthole she is.” Jenny said. “HEY!” I yelled then glared. “Oh you know I love you.” Jenny laughed. “Yeah whatever.” I said getting up getting ready to leave.

“Is she coming?” Anthony asked again.

“No. We are gonna meet you at the arena for Smackdown though.” Jenny uttered.

“Okay then. I will see y’all there.”  Anthony said then hanged up the phone.

“What is up with y’all and saying y’all?” I asked. “Jay, you just said it.” Jenny cocked her head. “Well I was making an example.” I mumbled. “It’s a country thing. You hardly know because when I left to come to the WWE to help Anthony and blah, blah, blah, you stayed in Louisiana then left to New York.” Jenny thought. “Yeah but, we are cowgirls at heart, well you are mostly but, I’m more of a city girl. I should teach you city talk!” I smiled big. “Oh goodness…” Cody mumbled. “Shut up Cody!” I yelled. “Be nice Jay. Let’s go.” Jenny rolled her eyes. “He started it.” I mumbled. “Liar…” Cody mumbled as well.

~~~~~ At the arena ~~~~~

Jenny, Cody and myself, were getting ready for the SD tapings. Cody went into the locker room to put his stupid mask on, loser. (Sorry Jenny ha-ha)  Jenny and I were walking to find if the gang was already here, but I doubt it, I probably doubt Anthony is here. But me and Jenny was such in a good mood till we ran into the Twevils. “Well, well, well, isn’t it Cow Whore and City Bitch.” Nikie Bella said. “Wow Jenny… did you laugh at that?” I questioned. “Nope. I found that very insulting.” Jenny said sarcastically. “Oh Jen look! It’s the Bella freaks.” I smirked. “Look you trash, I don’t like it when you two BITCHES walk around OUR hallways, so suggest you two leave before you get ugly!” Bre Bella said. “Wow Jay, I think they are trying to scare us.” Jenny gasped. “It isn’t working.” I said. “LOOK!” Then Nikie Bella’s hand was stopped before she slapped us. “Do we have a problem…Ladies?” Anthony uttered. “Uh n-n-no we don’t I was just gonna give Jenny a high five.” Nikie Bella gasped. “Ugh high five my ass, bitch.” Jenny said. I tried to keep a straight face. “Now, I suggest you leave, I heard Beth Phoenix is looking for her next victim.” Anthony winked. “Come on Nikie!” Bre Bella said running. “Thanks hun.” I said about to give him a hug but he stopped. “No problem Jamila.” Anthony said walking away. I pouted. “Guess it’s over. I will be in the dressing room with Cody. I won’t kill him.” I ran away before Jenny stopped. “Jay…” Jenny frowned.

~~~~~ Jenny POV ~~~~~

I guess I gotta work my Jenny magic. I find it weird I’m always helping someone. I don’t like helping people, but it’s my cousin so I have too. “Hey dorkface, what’s your problem.” I asked. “Nothing why?” Anthony thought. “Wow you are a horrible liar.” I laughed. “Yeah I know. But like come on Jamila called me Tyson.” Anthony growled. “No she didn’t.” I rolled my eyes. Anthony gave me a confused look. “Listen, she ALMOST called you Tyson. And plus Jay has bad memory when it comes to guys names.” I said. “Now you’re lying.” Anthony laughed. “Oh not I’m not. Okay when I and Jay were in middle school she had a crush on this guy name David. They ended up going out. Then a month later it was there anniversary and Jamila called the guy Devin.” I explained. “Did he get mad?” Anthony asked. “No he didn’t. Because I told him before him and Jay ever went out I told him, if he ever gets mad at her, I will make his life a living hell.” I smiled. “You don’t make my life a living hell thought.” Anthony gasped. “Well I already do, you just don’t see it.” I laughed. Anthony glared at me. “Where’s Jay.” Anthony said getting up. “In my locker room. With Cody.” I replied. “You left them alone?!?!” Anthony jumped. “Bad idea?” I thought. “UM YES!” Anthony shouted “Come on Aunt Blondie!” Anthony yelled pulling my arm. “Jerk! I’m yelling kidnapping!” I growled. “You’re not a kid.” He laughed. “Oh you got a point, well not it’s Blond-napping! Yeah I made that work!” I stuck my tongue at him.

~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~

“Wow alrighty then I’m leaving.” I laughed. “Wait what if Jenny and Anthony comes back?” Cody asked. “Ask me if I care.”

“Do you care?” Cody asked “Yes I do. But I’m leaving because I want to see Melissa. Since no one else is here yet.” I shrugged. “Okay, well have fun.” Cody sighed. “Yup.” I said closing the door.

Once again I have to walk around these crazy halls. I always get lost, there’s never a time I never get lost.  I’m walking down the hallways and I saw this guy taking a wiz on Michael Cole’s car, I was gonna give him a high five but his hands were…um…yeah. The things you see backstage are weird like right now, Edge, Melissa are making out so it Charity and Randy.

“Uh guys… Hello…Hello… DAMMIT ANSWER ME!” I got mad. “Oh hey Jammy.” Edge said. “Don’t her Jammy me. You and Randy, leave. Like right now.” I glared. “Jay be nice.” Charity gasped. “Whoa wait Char, Jay’s upset.” Melissa thought. “How’d you know?” I questioned. “Because you’re usually in a good mood when you make fun of Cody.” Melissa explained. “No she was upset this morning because she ran out…” I stopped Charity. “I’m right here!” I yelled. “Oh sorry. Charity get Shavelle and Tabby.” Melissa ordered. “Shavelle is at commentator right now.” Charity said. “Ok then get Tabby.” Melissa laughed. “Okay be right back.” Then Charity ran off. “Now before Charity comes back, which I think she might not because she might be running off to Randy. But anyways, what is bothering you?” Melissa asked. “Well it’s me and Anthony…” Melissa stopped me. “Oh dear goodness, you and Anthony are fighting again?! What is up with you two?!” Melissa sighed. “Well this time it was my fault.” I pouted. “Let me guess you showed him the tattoo of the guy’s name, didn’t you?” Melissa thought. I went bug eyes. “How’d you… Never mind, but I told Anthony I loved him but I almost said Tyson’s name.”

“Oh damn…” Melissa uttered. “Hey Jammy, hey Melissa.” Shavelle said walking towards us. “Hey Velley, I thought you were on commentary?” I asked. “I was, but I wanted to leave.” Shavelle said. “During the tapings!? Shavelle your one crazy coconut.” Melissa laughed. “No not during the tapings you jack wagon, during commercial break.” Shavelle cocked her head. “Whatever.” Melissa laughed. “You okay Jammy?” Shavelle asked. “Nope.” I replied. “Long story.” Melissa stated. “Don’t look now, your night an shining armor is here.” Shavelle pointed. “WHERE?!” Me and Melissa said then glared at each other. “Anthony.” Shavelle said trying to break the stare. I tried to put my smile away. But Anthony came over and kissed me and said that he was sorry for over exaggerating the whole thing. I don’t blame him, it was my fault I just didn’t want to say anything, and I was enjoying my hug.

“Why are these two hugging?” Tabby said walking up. “They randomly solved their probably by kissing.” Jenny laughed. “Like you don’t solve your problems like that.” I teased her. “Shut up.” She stuck her tongue out at me. “Jamila, Jenny you two are up next.” The stage guy said. “Okay, thanks.” We both said. “I will talk to you later.” Anthony whispered in my ear. I shook my head. “Let’s go Jay our belts are already up by the music dude.” Jenny said. “Okay, bye guys.” I waved/ “BYE! Good luck you two!” Melissa, Shavelle, and Tabby replied. The guy told us to just go out there since the televisions at home are still on commercial so we did. We ran down the ramp and just grabbed the microphones till we were back on air. Booker T gave us the thumbs up.

“Hello WWE Universe!” Jenny yelled. Even though some people in the crowds don’t like the divas part of the show they sure as hell love us! “Okay well as you all know, the Bella Twins are going against us at WrestleMania 27. But not in an original boring match, we are talking about a Ladder Match.” I explained. “Yeah the crazy GM told is it’s going to be a Ladder match…” Jenny was interrupted. “Listen ladies, I know you want to talk about your match at WrestleMania against the Bella Twins, but you’re wasting MY time and MY money, just listening to you bicker all the time.” Cole said. “EXCUSE ME?!” Me and Jenny got mad. Then Shavelle, Tabby, Melissa and Charity came out. I don’t know why though they just did. “Listen Cole, I don’t know what your problem is, but if you EVER disrespect YOUR diva’s tag team champions again, then we will HAND DELIVER a present to Miz. GOT THAT!?!” Charity said. “No I don’t. And if you’re talking about Jamila’s boyfriend, the rookie, then I’m not scared.” Cole shouted. I got so mad I got out the ring, I walked towards Cole, and said, “Cole you listen to me, you can talk crap all you want behind your little microphone and your little table with your little slammy awards, but when it comes down to my chicas and my boyfriend, your ass just crossed that line.” I glared at him so hard I think he started to pee his pants. “See Cole this is why you shouldn’t be on commentator you annoy the living hell out of everyone!” Melissa said. “Exactly. I think WWE should do something about you Cole. Or we would!” Tabby said. “Cole you’re gonna get your ass beat.” Tabby laughed. “By 6 chicks’ dude!” Jenny said.

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’ll sit down.” Cole mumbled. “Now as of right now, Melissa and Tabby have a match right now with LayCool. So Lissa Tabby, have fun!” I smiled and we all got out of the ring to stay ringside. And we all promised each other not to do anything stupid. Unless LayCool does something stupid; then we will. LayCool’s music hit and they just come out being all preppy and crap, it’s disgusting. Melissa and Tabby copied them and we started laughing. Layla got all mad and she ran after Tabby, knocked Tabby to the ground. Then Tabby speared Layla out of nowhere and pinned her. But Michelle stopped the pin. Tabby tagged in Melissa and LayCool tagged in Michelle, Melissa, and OUT OF NOWHERE, kicked Michelle in the head so hard it knocked her out! “Bitch you just got knocked the fuck out!” I yelled and started laughing. Lissa made the pin “1…2…3!” Melissa and Tabby won!!!! We got in the ring and we celebrated like crazy people we are and we laughed at LayCool because they look stupid.

~~~~~ Backstage ~~~~~

“Wait a minute, it’s been really quiet today, where’s Heather and Kat?!” I was shocked. “Oh I forgot to tell you. They weren’t coming tonight. They went to Las Vegas.” Jenny said. “Since when?!” Tabby asked. “Last night.” Shavelle said. “Oh you knew about this but you never said anything!!” I shouted. “You never asked.” Shavelle laughed. “Don’t get smart.” Melissa laughed. “Where did Charity go?” Jenny asked. “Oh she saw Randy and she ran to him, they are probably making out right now.” Melissa laughed. “Oh that reminds me I gotta meet up with Edge! I will catch you guys later! Bye!” she said then ran off. “Well…” Jenny said. “Well what?!” Shavelle and Tabby said. “Don’t you two have like hubbies to go to?” I said. “OH! Ha-ha Bye!! See you later!” They said, and then left. “Now I’m going to go see Cody, you text me anything that happens with you and Anthony. Okay?” Jenny said. “Yeah.” I pouted. “Oh chin up sweetie; he knows better than break chicks’ hearts. He’s too much of a teddy bear to do anything like that.” Jenny said giving me a hug then walking off. “Let’s hope.” I said to myself.

I walked back to the locker room and started gathering my stuff and out of nowhere Anthony came out, still looking a little mad from earlier. “You still wanna talk?” Anthony asked. “At the hotel, because they have like cameras in the locker rooms now.” I thought of something. “Oh really?!” Anthony thought. So gullible. “Yeah they do. So we can talk about this later.” I said getting my stuff and heading towards the door.

“Jenny, I told him I didn’t want to talk about it now. So when we get to the hotel we are going to talk about it there.” I hit the send button. Then after that Jenny texted back. Chick texts back fast…

“Okay Jay I just hope you know what you’re doing. If you need any help, I’m always here! (:” “Wow Jenny.” I laughed to myself

The End!! (: