I don’t know what’s up with Jenny, like she wakes us up to go to the arena like around 6 p.m. and like she ends up disappearing just to be with Cody! Jerk… but anyway Kat has finally decided to come I mean like it took her forever, but she’s here! I promised Jenny I will do something so I have to do it or she will kill me, or send me off to boot camp.
“Hey! Broke face Cody get over here!” I yelled. “Yes?” Cody glared. “I wanted to tell you that I-I-I’m sorry for being mean to you.” I said putting my hand into a fist. “You don’t mean it.” He smirked. “You want me to break your nose for me to mean it?!” I suggested. “No! I’m good!” He said hiding his face. “Yeah that’s what I thought!” I rolled my head. “Baby girl, calm down.” Anthony said coming into the room with Jenny. “Yeah Jay, you don’t want to hurt anyone, especially Cody.” Jenny smiled. “Yeah I only did that because you might send me to boot camp.” I glared. “You sent Jamila to boot camp?! What kind of monster are you!!?” Anthony shouted. “Oh well she needed some discipline.” Jenny said. “Yeah but Cody is the one needing the boot camp. He acts like a girl…” Kat said coming into the room. “Just keep running your mouths.” Jenny glared. “Hey Jay guess what?!” Kat asked smiling.
“What?” I replied. “Waka Waka Flame!” Kat yelled out of no where then she started busting out laughing. “What?! Who’s that?” Anthony asked. “He’s a rapper who sings ‘No Hands’.” I explained. “Yeah but isn’t it Waka FLAKA Flame?” Jenny shrugged. “Yeah so! I say Waka Waka Flame! Just like how I say hockey; hawkey!” Kat laughed. “Oh dear…” I mumbled. “Jay let’s go to my locker room. It’s quieter.” Anthony suggested. “Okay. My head was starting to hurt anyway. Oh Jen do we have a match tonight?” I asked. “No it’s a diva’s battle royal for our Tag team belts though. All we have to do it commentate.” She said. “Alright. I will see you then. Bye guys.” I said leaving the room with Anthony. “How come you are so quiet around me?” Anthony already started asking questions. “I don’t know. I just been busy I guess…” I said looking the other direction then I saw Melissa, Charity, Shavelle, and Tabby. I tried speed walking so Shavelle doesn’t see me. Anytime she sees me she yells. “JAMMY!!!” Oh damn… “Hey Velley, Charity Melissa.” I smiled. “Where are you two going?” Charity smirked. “To my locker room.” Anthony was so quick to answer.
“If you two are…” I stopped Melissa. “No Lissa we are NOT gonna do that. Jeez why is everyone thinking that…” I glared. “Because you two make out a lot.” Tabby laughed. “No we don’t!” Me and Anthony said then smirked. “Yeah what was that then!?” Shavelle asked. “A lover’s connection.” I replied. “Well damn, me and Jeff haven’t done that before.” Tabby growled. “You’re dating a high flyer. You have like an odd relationship.” Charity laughed. “Oh come on Char! You’re dating my brother!” Tabby uttered. “Hey now, you two might be sister in laws one day. So don’t start acting like it now.” Melissa suggested, “Oh really Lissa?! You’re dating Edge. A guy who tapped Vickie!” Charity laughed. “DAMN!!!!” Me, Shavelle, Tabby, and Anthony yelled laughing. “Alright enough you two. I don’t think we need Jerry Springer.” I said. “I think we do.” Melissa glared at Charity. “Whatever.” Charity laughed. “Alright baby girl, come on.” Anthony said putting one arm around my waist. “You know, you touch her too much and I do not like it.” Charity laughed. “Well sorry mom I didn’t know he needs your permission to comfort me.” I rolled me eyes. “Girl don’t be rolling them eyes at me.” Charity pointed. “Okay sorry!” I pouted. “Okay Jammy! Go! Anthony wants to get in your pants now! I just am kidding!” Shavelle laughed. “Hah okay bye guys.” I smiled and waved then walked away. “You see they love me that’s why they are so protective.” I smiled. “Yeah so is Jenny.” Anthony smirked. “No she’s not protective, she’s just mean. But a loving cousin.” I laughed as I opened the door, Heather was in the room. “Heather what the hell are you doing in here?!” I shouted. “Watching RAW.” Heather said. “Leave.” Anthony said pointing to the door. “Be nice.” I said hitting his arm. “You know what Anthony, your on my list!” Heather said glaring at him. “Ooo I’m so scared!” Anthony said sarcastically. “Good! You better be!” Heather shouted.
“Heather…okay never mind. I will talk to you later.” I said giving her a hug. “Kay Boo Boo. Wear protection!” She shouted leaving the room. I growled and sat on the couch getting ready to fall asleep. “Jay wake up.” Anthony said shaking my arm. “I am awake my head is just hurting.” I pouted sitting up and resting my head on his lap. “Do you need anything? Like a Midol or something?” Anthony laughed. “You’re lucky I’m not on right now. I would of smacked you.” I glared. Then all of a sudden Anthony got a text message. “What the hell!” I shouted. “What?!?” Anthony asked. “Your really gonna reply to the text message when I’m talking to you??” I got mad. “Well it’s important. Come on Jay its Michael Cole.” Anthony said showing me his phone. “Anthony. I hate you.” I smiled. “Well I love you too.” He said about to give me a kiss but Jenny walked into the room with Cody. “Hey now! Family in the room.” Jenny said sitting next to me on the couch.
“Why are you in here?” Anthony sighed. “I was bored listening to Kat yelling hockey scores every time.” Jenny laughed. “Well you can’t blame her, she loves hockey.” Cody uttered. “YEAH BUT DAMN! I don’t see what’s so interesting about hockey; it’s like skating but with padded pads, a helmet, sticks and a puck.” I explained. Cody and Anthony started laughing because I said padded pads. “Grow up.” I and Jenny said. “Anthony do you have a match tonight?” I asked. “Nope. I get days off. The next time I wrestle it will be at Wrestlemania.” He said. “Well you need to fight. You’re starting to go girly on us.” Cody said. I and Anthony just looked at him. “What!?” Cody uttered. “Nothing.” I said. “Jay, you have our belts right?” Jenny asked. “Yeah it’s in the closet over there.” I pointed. “Okay. I wanted to show dad that I am a tag team champion, with my own cousin.” Jenny said. “Uncle doesn’t know?!” I gasped. “Nope. Unfortunately.” Jenny shrugged.
~~~~~~Heather POV~~~~~~
“Kat! What’s the score?!” I yelled coming back in the room with popcorn and some sodas. “6-13. it’s starting to scare me!” Kat said. “Why? Your team is in the lead by like 7 points.” I laughed. “Don’t laugh at me.” Kat glared. “I sorry!” I said handing her a soda. “Hey chicas!” Charity said walking into the room with Melissa followed by Tabby and Shavelle. “Well this is a surprise.” I said. “What is?” Shavelle asked. “Your not here with your boyfriends!” Kat yelled. “Yes we are. We are just not gonna see them right now…” Melissa mumbled. “Jeff isn’t here. He’s at work; he said that he will come on Fridays.” Tabby pouted. “Aww don’t mad get glad.” Kat said. We all started shaking our heads at her, because she always has something random to say. “You know Tabby; they invented cell phones, so you are able to call him.” Shavelle smirked. “Don’t get smart Shavelle.” Tabby laughed. “Are we gonna have round two of that mini fight me and Melissa had like an hour ago?! Didn’t think so!” Charity demanded. “Damn someone is in a bad mood.” I said. “Nope! I’m just hyper.” Charity laughed. “SWAGGER!” Kat yelled. “Wow Kat. You’re stupid.” I laughed. “Nope! Not stupid, Just swagalious.” Kat laughed.
~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~
Well me and Jenny were getting ready for commentator, but Jenny couldn’t find her headphones. “What.The.Hell! I can’t find my headphones! I’m going to die!!!” Jenny exaggerated. “Oh calm down Jenny they are right next to your shoes.” I said. “Wow and I’m the clueless nephew.” Anthony mumbled. “Hey be nice. I can be in your family one day.” Cody said. “Ewww…!” I shouted then Jenny glared at me, then I hid my face. “Come on Jay we gotta see who’s the next victim for our tag team belts.” Jenny laughed. “Good luck you two.” Anthony said giving me a kiss on the forehead and giving Jenny a hug. “Yeah, Jay don’t kill Cole.” Cody uttered, while he gave Jenny a kiss and gave me a hug. “Don’t hug me again.” I glared. “Okay.” Cody pouted. “I’m just joking.” I laughed. “Let’s go.” Jenny laughed.
“Go, go, go, go insane, go insane Throw some glitter, make it rain on 'em Let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands.” Our theme song started to play; Jenny and I made our way to the commentary table but before we did we had a little something to say to the divas. “Okay listen, we may be the divas tag team champions but, we aren’t snobby.” Jenny said. “So if anyone of you divas want the same beat down Lay-Cool got then, I suggest you all STEP your games up. Okay? Yeah that’s what I thought.” I smirked. “Bell ringer, ring the bell!” Jenny shouted. Then we made our way to the table. “Wow ladies, those are some harsh words you said to the divas.” Cole said. “Cole ask me if I care.” I ordered. “Do you care?” Cole asked. “No we don’t!” I and Jenny said. “Well you didn’t have to be mean about it…” Cole pouted. “I don’t care.” I laughed. “Well look Jay; we will be going against the Bella Twins.” Jenny said. “Ugh great. Hey Josh can you past me a microphone please.” I asked. “Yeah here you go.” Josh said handing me a mic. “Thank you.” I smiled.
“Hey! Bellas’ congratulations on your win.” Jenny said. “Well you know its twin magic! We can kick your butts anytime, anywhere, and any match.” Nikie Bella said trying to act tough. “Oh any match, anywhere, anytime? Hum, Hey Jay are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Jenny smirked. “Oh yeah. Anywhere, it will be at the biggest stage of them all; WrestleMania. Anytime, well 7:00 of course. Oh and uh any match right? So I’m guessing a steel cage match, tornado tag team match for the diva’s title. Are you scared now?” I smiled. “Oh no we are not! We got this!” Bre Bella said. “Oh by the way Jennifer and Jamila, tell Cody and Anthony thanks for the other night.” Nikie and Bre said. “BITCH!” Jenny and I yelled. But not into the microphone though. Me and Jenny speared the Bellas and after like 3 minutes of fighting the other refs came out but they don’t have the strength to pull us off of the Bellas but then Anthony came out and told us to stop. So we did. Then the stupid GM sent a message I picked up the mic just in case Cole says ‘And I Quote’. Cole gets up from his seat and for once he didn’t say that, I was surprised. “The anonymous General Manager says, “Nikie and Bre Bella, if you two think it’s funny when you do that weird switch-a-roo thing, it’s not. But Jamila and Jenny you two aren’t getting off the hook, you two will defend your titles, but not in a Steel Cage match, it will be a Ladder Match.” Cole said then sat back down. But Jenny, Anthony and I were already at the ramp. So we just went backstage.
“Holy crap! A ladder match! Jay we are gonna kick ass!” Jenny jumped. “Unless we don’t get our asses hurt. I want to protect myself.” I laughed. “Well you two don’t have to worry about that. Because me and Cody are going to be ringside.” Anthony smiled. “Oh great…” Me and Jenny mumbled. “Hey it’s gonna be good.” Anthony uttered. “Speaking of steel cage matches, where are John and Nikie?” I asked. “Oh I don’t know I haven’t seen them in a while.” Anthony said opening up the door. “UGH! Miz took a picture of John. I don’t like that picture!” Speaking of John and Nikie, Nikie was already in the room yelling at the T.V. “Jenny! Thank goodness you’re here! Nikie kept screaming!” Kat yelled. “Well you’re screaming now.” Jenny said. “I don’t care! Get Nikie to stop!” Kat shouted. “Kat. Shut. Up” Nikie glared. “No need to get testy!” Shavelle said hanging up the phone. “Who were you talking too?” I smirked. “YES!!!! JOHN WON!!!!! ALEX IS FIRED!!!!” Nikie yelled. “Anyway, it was Dolph; he said that he has a surprise for me when we get to the hotel!” Shavelle squealed.
“Awe that’s sweet” Cody said. “Where are Tabby, Charity, and Melissa?” I asked. “They were so bored and they missed their hubby’s so they just left.” Shavelle laughed. “Oh well I would of done the same thing.” Anthony smiled looking at me. I blushed, and Jenny was disgusted. But who cares she does the same thing with Cody. But I don’t mind sometimes. “Nikie where were you? We haven’t seen you all dat today.” Jenny asked. “Me and John was busy doing stuff. We lost track of time.” Nikie explained. “Oh I see, so you two were practically making out at the hotel, and when you got done you realized that you were late. Is that the main point to the story?” I thought. “Yeah…pretty much.” Nikie glared at me. “Well just speaking the truth hun.” I laughed. “Alex is fired!!!” John yelled coming into the room. “Shush! Dammit you and Nikie must love to yell and scream!” Jenny growled. “HA that’s what she said.” Me and Kat started laughing. “Wow Jay you are nasty.” Cody said. “I blame Jenny.” I said then Jenny glared at me. “You know what; let me go call the limo so we can go to the hotel. I’m getting sleepy!” Kat said. “Same here.” I agreed with Kat.
So Kat calls the wrong service she calls the taxi service but we got that whole thing straightened out. We all go to the hotel and find Melissa, Edge, Charity, Randy, Tabby and Jeff sleeping on the floor with popcorn all over the place. We won’t talk about that, I just hope they know I’m not cleaning that up!
~~~~The End (:~~~~
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