We are all in the hotel; everyone is sleeping but I am the only one awake, so I waked up Heather too. I wanted to leave the hotel but I want to bring Heather with me. I’m leaving my phone, and my good ring Anthony got for me, you know so I don’t lose it. I didn’t make a sound, I just grabbed my iPod Touch, and my UGG boots and left. I had my pajamas on though, and a jacket, so I didn’t go streaking.
~~~~Jenny’s POV a couple hours later~~~~
“Hey Ja-” I stopped and realized Jamila wasn’t in the bed with Anthony. Weird she’s usually sleeping. It’s 12 in the afternoon. “Anthony wakes up!” I said shaking his arm. “What?!” Anthony said waking up. “Dude where’s Jay?” I said waving my hands. “I don’t know, ask her.” He said. “Anthony, you idiot, she’s not here, her phone is here too!” I yelled. “WHAT?!?!” Anthony said getting out of the bed. “Ew put some pants on.” I said covering my eyes. “Shut up.” He glared. “Hey guys what’s going on?” Charity said walking into the room. “Jay left without saying anything.” I said. Then I looked at Anthony’s face and he was upset. “Oh sweetheart; don’t be upset. Jamila probably went to the store or something.” Charity said giving Anthony a hug. “Hey, uh guys, Jammy left a note.” Shavelle said walking into the room handing me the note. I read it out loud because I’m special!
“I won’t be gone long. I went out on a drive with Heather. We will be back, I promise. I have things to take care of with Randy. I told John and Dolph everything. Well some things. I left my phone because I don’t want any phone calls; I just want to be alone. -XOXO Jay. P.S. Jenny doesn’t touch my waffles.
“Dammit! Those are some good waffles.” I uttered. “Why are you guys standing around?! Go wake up Dolph and John!” Anthony shouted. “Uh I don’t think so!” Shavelle said stopping everyone. “Okay you know what I will go look for Jamila then!” Anthony yelled. “Uh Anthony wait.” I stopped him and flipped over the note.
“P.S.S Anthony doesn’t even try to start looking for me because you may never know I’m in Cuba.”
“What the hell is up with her and Cuba?!” Charity asked. “We took a trip to Cuba once and she almost got arrested.” I uttered. “What did she do!?” Shavelle asked. “She poked some dude with a stick.” I laughed. “Well that’s mean…” Shavelle said. “Its Jamila, she broke a girls jaw.” Charity added. “Okay okay okay! Stop it!” Anthony yelled. “Hey now! Don’t be yelling at me!” Charity and I said. “Yeah! What they said.” Shavelle uttered. We all gave her a strange look. You know, that look I always give Jamila when she always tells me to stop killing innocent deer, but I do it anyway. “Okay, Shavelle, can I please wake up Dolph?” Anthony asked. “Dude! I said n- well okay go ahead.” She laughed. “Wow you are Jay’s best friend.” I thought. “Well duh. Where have you been?” Shavelle thought. “In Jenny-land.” I mumbled. “Yeah sure, okay.” Shavelle laughed. “Guys! Heather’s not here!” Wade yelled running into the living room. “Dude, what the hell are you doing here!?” Charity asked. “It was my turn to come home with Heather.” Wade replied. “Your tu- I don’t even want to know.” I said hiding my face. “Does she have her phone?” Charity asked. “Yeah.” Wade said. “Jenny! Called Heather!” Charity said. “Okay, don’t have to shout.” I laughed. I unlocked my phone to see I have a text message from Cody, even though he was like in the bedroom, so lazy, he can’t even get out of bed to talk to me. Jerk.
“Heather pick up the damn phone!” I said to myself. “Don’t yell at the phone.” Charity laughed. “Oh well, too late I already did!” I shouted. “Well don’t yell at me!” Charity yelled. “Whatever!” I laughed.
“Hello?” Heather said.
“Heather! Where are you and Jamila?! We have to get read for RAW in like 9 hours!” I exclaimed
“Jeez Jenny calm down, me and Jay are just… just um…” Heather stuttered.
“Heather, give Jamila the phone.” I sighed.
“Jammy’s here!” Jamila yelled in to the phone.
“Well damn you don’t have to yell…” I said.
“My bad. What do you want!!??” Jamila asked
“Dude why’d you leave?! Everyone, well except me, was worried that you got kidnapped!” I said quietly so Anthony doesn’t hear me.
“If your not worried why’d you call?!” Jamila thought
“Uh well, I wanted to make sure you weren’t in Cuba…?” Yeah I just said that so I didn’t have to sound worried.
“Well I’m in Target buying some tacos!” She said.
“Target doesn’t sell tacos…” I replied
“Dude yes they do! I gotta go! Ducoes!” Jamila yelled and hanged up the phone.
“What the hell is ducoes?!” I thought. “It’s a saying for bye, or peace.” John said walking into the living room. “Yeah and you thought I would really know that!? Jay is more of a city girl you know. She would always want to go to the city everyday. I would say no cause I like it in Louisiana; she likes it in New York. Even though we are cousins we grew up in like the same place.” I explained. “Wait you and Jay are cousins???” Charity asked. “Yeah, duh!!” I laughed. “Where’s Anthony? I hope he’s not getting upset…” Shavelle said.
~~~~`My POV~~~~
“Heather! Get over here, and grab that cart!” I shouted. “OMG are we gonna cart race!!?” Heather asked. “DUH!!! We planned to do this. But after this I have to tell you something that I don’t want anyone, not even Jenny, to know about this!” I said. “Okay Jay, we are gonna talk now. Cart racing can wait.” Heather said concerned. “Okay well, remember when I told you I was going to talk to Tyson?” I said. “Yeah... Why?!” She asked with big eyes. “Well because he wanted to talk about us.” I uttered. “What?! Me and you?!” Heather asked. “Ugh no! Me and Tyson!” I shouted and then I got quiet because people we staring at me. “What y’all act like you ain't yell in a conversation! Keep shopping nosy people!” I shouted. “Anyways! Are you cheating on Anthony???” Heather gasped. “No, Never! Why would I date someone with a bad hair cut?! But anyways let’s go home I want to talk about this with Jenny before she finds out the hard way.” I said getting up and throwing out my ICEE, those things are good!! Sugar high though, but good! “Okay, can I drive?” Heather smiled. “I don’t think so. You will be in the backseat like the little good Heather you are.” I laughed. “Yes! Wait… ah come on! That’s not fair!” Heather grunted. “Life’s never fair sweetheart.” I smiled. “Now let’s go!” I pulled Heather’s arm, almost slipping on ice. But we turned on the radio and “No Hands” by Waka Flocka Flame came on and oh my goodness we started dancing in the car like we some crazy drunk people. I think a cop saw us and he probably started dancing but I doubt it. Cops are mean.
~~~~~~~~Jenny’s POV~~~~~~~~~
“SHE TALKED TO TYSON?! WHAT THE HELL FOR!?” I yelled from the top of my lungs. “Hey calm down.” Nikie said. “How am I supposed to calm down, Jamila met with Tyson dammit! She’s getting her butt whop when I see her!” I shock my fist. “You two are Diva’s Tag team Champions, your not suppose to be fighting when you guys only have the belts for about 4 weeks.” Nikie thought. “I know that, and it’s been 3 weeks for your information!” I stuck my tongue at her. “Hey be nice you two.” Charity said. “Okay I’m sorry. NOT!” I said. “Jeez you are so mean.” Nikie laughed. “Where’s Anthony?” Charity asked. “On the balcony.” Nikie said. “Since when did we have a balcony?!” I asked. “You rented the place.” Shavelle said still looking for her “Smackdown vs. Raw 2011” video game. “Oh yeah that’s right…It never said balcony on the thingy.” I waved my hands. “You are such a blonde.” Nikie laughed. “Whatever. Jerk.” I mumbled
~~~~~Charity POV~~~~
“Anthony, what’s wrong hun?” I asked closing the door since Jenny is still yelling. “It’s just odd that Jamila is talking to Tyson.” He said. “You may never know what’s going on. I mean Jamila told me what Tyson tried to do; I don’t think she would date anyone with a bad haircut.” I laughed. “Yeah, but” I stopped him. “Yeah but nothing. Jamila is like a daughter to me. She won’t cheat. Jenny even said it, cheating doesn’t run in the family.” I told him. “PARTY’S HERE!!” Jamila and Heather said walking through the front door. “Now Anthony, do you really want to lose a happy, fun girl like Jamila?” I thought. “No. She’s a cool person to hang out with.” Anthony replied. “Then what are you waiting for? Go get her.” I gave him a hug then we went inside; Jamila and Heather are drinking an ICEE, they should have gotten me one. I have been drinking orange juice all day.
~~~~~My POV~~~~
“JAMILA SARAH BOWEN! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH TYSON?!” Jenny yelled at me. “Can we talk about this on the way to the arena? Please?” I said getting a glimpse of Anthony’s face. “Fine. Let’s go everyone!”
So when Jenny said that we all went into the limo. I think it was like 7 of us. Jenny, Anthony, Heather, Charity, Shavelle, Dolph, Wade, Nikie, John, Cody, and myself. Well there was 10 of us. Cody is looking in the mirror; I took it because the stupid mirror was reflecting my glasses. He got mad at me Jenny gave me the death glare and I gave him the mirror back. Jenny is to mean. We arrived at the arena the fans were outside waiting to go in. One chick said Anthony is hot I glared at her. I didn’t even give her my autograph, her sister was nice so I let her take a picture with me and Jenny with our tag team belts because I’m a nice person. Well sometimes. We walked in to the arena everyone was like dead quiet. I thought someone died but someone would have told us.
“Hey Randy why is everyone so quiet?” I asked walking up to him. “Everyone is ‘upset’ that Justin Bieber is performing at Wrestlemania 27 this year.” Randy shrugged. “Holy cheese and crackers! I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!” Jenny yelled. “NO WAY!!!! Justin Bieber is performing!? I could careless…” I mumbled. “Jay you know you like Justin Bieber!” Jenny said poking me. Anthony and I walked to our locker room. So I won’t be in Jenny’s ‘Bieber’ zone. “Anthony what’s wrong, you haven’t talk to me all day today.” I said walking over to the couch. “Huh, oh uh, I wanted at ask you about something.” He said sitting next to me. “Tell me please.” I rested my head on his shoulder. “What were you doing with Tyson?” He asked. “He couldn’t face the fact that you won the match a couple weeks ago and he wanted me to cheat.” I explained. “Wait cheat during the match or cheat on me?” Anthony uttered. “Cheat on you. I told him I’m not a person to do that” I said looking at the floor “Please forgive me?” I said with puppy eyes. “Okay. You’re forgiven. Happy Valentines Day baby girl.” “Yay! Happy Valentines Day to you too.” I said. He gave me a kiss and Jenny walked in and told me too get our belts, we have a match soon. “Jay, what color tonight?! Purple or blue?! We have to match, we are facing LayCool again.” Jenny said. “Go with Blue. That’s what I’m wearing for my match.” Anthony smiled at me. “Blue it is.” I smiled back. “Okay then. We are officially Blue Jays.” Jenny laughed. “Omg we should-” Jenny stopped me. “No we are not calling ourselves Blue Jays.” Jenny uttered. “Dammit! Ruin it for me why don’t you!” I yelled. “I did.” Jenny laughed. “Ugh whatever.” I rolled my eyes. “Baby girl, I’m gonna get ready for my match. Are you going to be commentary tonight?” “Yes!” Jenny and I said. “Okay you both can come since your match is next anyways.” Anthony suggested. “Okay! I love you.” Anthony smiled at me when I said that. “What?” I asked. “You said it first.” Anthony smiled. “Oh just go.” I laughed. “Okay, love you too.” Anthony said leaving to go to the men’s locker room. “Jammy! Can I been on the commentary table tonight?” Shavelle asked walking into the room with Charity and… Melissa?! “Melissa?! What are you doing here?!” I said bug eyes. “Charity kidnapped me. Haha just kidding, I been here. I was with Randy.” Melissa said. “No you were! I was out there with Randy like 15 minutes ago!” I said. “When you left.” Melissa added. “Oh well that makes sense.” I said.
“Oh duh! Melissa this is my cousin, Jenny.” I introduced them. “Hello.” Jenny smiled. “Hey nice to meet you.” Melissa said. “JAMMY! I asked you a question.” Shavelle yelled. “Well damn, I said yes.” I uttered. “No you didn’t.” Shavelle said. “Yes I did. I said it now.” I laughed. “Wait what?! Okay never mind, I’m gonna go. Byes!!!” Shavelle waved and left. Then John and Nikie entered the room. “Guys did you see that!? Cm freaking PUNK hit me with a wrench!” John exclaimed. “Dude! I was mad! I kicked him in his balls!” Nikie said. “Don’t you just love balls?” Jenny laughed. “BHAHAHA that’s what she said!” I busted out laughing. “Oh my goodness Jamila shut up!” Jenny said. “Don’t tell me to shut up!” I rolled my eyes. “I’m older!” Jenny pointed. “You will die first!” I added. “Do they always do this?” Melissa asked Charity. “Yep. Pretty much.” Charity laughed. “Oh, John, Nikie this is Melissa. She’s my best friend!!” Charity said introducing them. “Hello!” Nikie smiled. “Hey, nice to meet you.” John said giving Melissa a hug. “Hey, Jenny and Jamila.” A guy said entering the room “WHAT?!” Jenny and I yelled. “Anthony is waiting on you two.” He said. “Oh. Jay let’s go.” Jenny said grabbing her belt. “Okay guys, see you later!” I said getting my belt as well. “Wow they have a weird cousinship.” Melissa laughed. “You will get used to it.” Cody said walking into the room.
“Hey hun sorry we’re late. We were having an argument.” I said. “Nothing new.” Jenny added. “Okay let’s go you two.” Anthony laughed. “Wait who are you versing?” I asked. “Ty-” I stopped him. “Okay that’s all I needed. Let’s go!” I yelled.
WE'RE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES UNTIL SOMEBODY SAY FORGIVE ME IF I SEEM OUT OF LINE THEN SHE WHIPPED OUT HER GUN AND TRIED TO BLOW ME AWAY.” Anthony’s song started to play. Me and Jenny have our belts AND our customized headphones. I made one for everyone of us. So I brought Shavelle’s headphones too. I gave Anthony a hug so did Jenny and we made our way to the commentary table. “Hey Velly! Hey Josh! Cole.” I said sitting down. “Hello ladies.” Josh said. See he is just a gentleman. Cole is a douche bag and didn’t say anything back. Tyson’s theme song started to play and he jogs down the ramp and he comes over to me handing me a rose and said; “Happy Valentines day.” He smiled. I get the rose and handed it to a fan behind me. “I don’t like shitty gifts.” I mouthed to him. “Anthony threw Tyson in the ring, the bell rung. Anthony already has the upper hand. “Jamila...” I stopped Josh. “Josh, hun call me Jay.” I said. “Or Jammy!” Shavelle pointed out. “Okay. Jay, what’s going on with you and Tyson?” Josh asked. “He’s trying to get me to date him, which won’t happen.” I said. “Yeah anyway Jay isn’t a person to do that.” Jenny added. “Yeah anyway! I don’t get mad when Dolph kisses Vickie.” Shavelle shivered. “Yes you do.” I laughed. “So who asked you?” Shavelle laughed. “1…2…3!” The ref yelled. “Wait?! Who won?!?!” I gasped getting up from my seat. “Tyson Kidd! Haha Jamila your rookie boyfriend better retire!” Cole laughed. “Get at me bro!” I yelled. “Damn Jay bought to go gangsta!” Jenny laughed. “I love you…” Tyson mouthed. I made a disgusting look on my face. “Anthony you okay?” I asked. “Yeah I’m fine. Jerk hit me in the head with something.” Anthony explained. “Aww sweetheart its okay you will get him back next week.” I added. “Now you have to get out the ring. Me and Jenny’s match is about to start.” I said rolling him out the ring. “Thanks for the concern.” Anthony laughed. “Oh your welcome.” I winked. “Come on Jenny!” I laughed signaling her to get her blonde butt in the ring.
“YOU’RE not enough for me!” LayCool’s music started to play but they told the guy to stop playing it. “Excuse us for out flawless lateness. But I wanted to tell you guys that, we will giving you the biggest ass whopping ever!” Layla said glaring at Jenny. “Um first of all no you won’t. And second of all, Jenny did you know when we were home a couple days ago; I was flipping through channels and I saw the movie “Flawless” and it was a horror movie. I’m surprised those two weren’t in it!” I said. “Jenny started laughing. “Chell, let’s show these two WHAT flawless it!” Layla said. “Yeah!” Michelle said. “Good luck...” Jenny said.
~~~~~Anthony POV~~~~~
“Hey Anthony are you okay?” Shavelle asked. “Yeah I’m fine.” I said putting on these cool new headphones. “Who made these?!” I gasped. “Jammy did!” Shavelle exclaimed. “Aren’t they awesome Cole!? Yeah that’s right be jealous!” I laughed. “Ugh whatever. Loser.” Cole mumbled. “I want one!” Josh said. We started laughing. But the party pooper Michael Cole is he just had to fake laugh. “Oh by the way, I would love to wish King’s family my blessing. I’m very sorry for your lost Jerry.” I said. “Can we get to the match please?!” Cole said frustrated. “Jeez Cole show some sympathy for once!” Josh said. “Exactly!” Shavelle said. “Look! My baby girl is sure giving Michelle an ass whopping.” I laughed. “1…2…3!! YES!!! JAMMY WON!!!” Shavelle yelled. “OUCH!” Cole, Josh, and I said. “Oops sorry.” Shavelle laughed. “Come on Shavelle lets take our winners back stage.” I laughed gathering all of the headphones. “See you guys later!” Shavelle said. “Bye! Nice meeting you Anthony!” Josh said. “You two Josh.” I said. I helped both Jenny and Jamila out the ring and we headed backstage.
~~~~My POV~~~~
“Ouch my neck hurts.” I said rubbing my neck. “There’s a massage place in the hotel.” Jenny said opening up the door to the locker room. “Nope I think I got it taken care of.” I smiled looking at Anthony. “Yuck?!” Jenny laughed. “Great job you guys!” Heather said walking into the room with Heath. “Wait what happen with Wade?!” Charity asked. “It’s Monday, Wade doesn’t come with me on Mondays.” Heather laughed. “Wait does she?” Melissa asked. “You don’t want to know.’ I laughed. “Ew Jenny and Cody are making out!!!” Nikie yelled. “Ew! Since when?!” I uttered. “Since now.” Cody laughed. “That’s gross.” I said. “You don’t see me and Jamila doing that!” Anthony added. “Yeah we do.” They all said. “No one asked y’all.” Anthony laughed. “Guys look The Rock is the guest host for WrestleMania 27!” John was surprised. John would always make fun of The Rock for talking funny I think. “Ugh guys let’s goo before John starts damaging my locker room.” Jenny said. “Okay, good idea.” Nikie said. “LET’S GO!!!” I laughed. I walked with Anthony to the limo. I fell asleep on the way home. I can hear Jenny’s iPod and John’s conversation with Randy on the phone. I tried to block it out but I couldn't.
The End! (:
I loved It!!!!!! OMG WE ARE CRAZY!!!!!! Cart Racing was the best part and Us eating Tacos!!!! :O <3 This is Y I'm Ur limping whore and I slept with WADE!!!!!! I'm soooo Bad! We are like Deena and Snooki From the shore <3
ReplyDeleteI'm not that mean LoL but the arguements were funny LoL and it wasn't long Jay, but it was longer then normal XD but it was good Loved it XD
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