We were all getting ready for Smackdown, me and Jenny was trying to figure out what to wear for our diva’s tag team match, well because we have to defend the belts tonight. Anthony is actually hanging out with Cody, shockingly, John and Nikie are…well I won’t mention what they’re doing right now. Shavelle is arguing with Vickie next door because Shavelle doesn’t like the storyline with Vickie and Dolph, I don’t blame her. But she ended up coming back into the room. Heather is with Heath and Wade doing god knows what. Charity and Melissa are playing ‘Smackdown vs. Raw 2011’, in the game room. See we are always busy doing something with each other because we’re cool like that! But then again, one of us just had to start fighting, but weird it’s not me and Jenny!
“Cody, just stop cheating!” Anthony shouted. “Oh god…” Jenny and I sighed. “Anthony it’s not possible to cheat in Monopoly!” Cody responded. “Yes you can! You went twice just because you rolled a double!” Anthony shouted again. “Ay! Thing one, Thing two, why are you arguing?!” I asked entering the living room with Jenny. “Baby girl, do you go two times when you roll a double in Monopoly?!” Anthony asked. “Yeah, that’s part of the rules hun.” I laughed. “Don’t laugh at me.” Anthony glared. “See I told you!” Cody shouted in excitement. “Hey! Sit your dashing ass down.” Jenny uttered. “I sorry.” Cody pouted. “Hey Charity, Melissa, Shavelle! Get your crazy butts in here!” I shouted. “Yes Jammy?” Shavelle said. “I was talking to Vince yesterday about you three, doing commentary with Jerry and Cole.” They all looked at me with their mouths open. “What?”
“Do we have to be with Cole?” Melissa whined. “It’s not hard Melissa, you can make jokes about him.” Anthony said handing me my tea. That is like the only thing I will drink, well and Piǹa Coladas too. “Thanks hun.” I smiled. “Where’s my tea?!” Jenny exclaimed. “Up your ass and around the corner.” I mumbled. “Jay! Shut your mouth!” Jenny rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you?” I mocked. “HEY! Knock it off!” John said coming into the room with Nikie. John had like lipstick all over his face, but we won’t mention that to him. “She started it…” I mumbled. “No I didn’t! Anthony! You saw it!” Jenny stuttered. “I didn’t see a thing.” Anthony smiled at me. “Ugh! Jerk!” Jenny growled. “Aww don’t be upset.” Cody smiled. “Oh NOW you decide to step in?!” Jenny uttered. “I don’t care who started it, you two are cousins.” John said. “Yeah you two are diva’s tag team champions! You’re dominating the diva’s division right now!” Nikie smiled. “You might lose tonight…” Anthony mumbled. “Hey!” I slapped him in the arm. “Ow! I’m sorry…” Anthony pouted. “You better be.” I glared. “You two should get along more.” Charity thought.
“Okay fine. Jay, you ready?” Jenny said. “Yeah.” I rolled my eyes. Me and Jenny do this funny ‘I’m sorry’ handshake, we been doing that handshake since we were like 10. “What the hell was that?!” Shavelle said with a confused look on her face. “Oh it’s our apology handshake we made up a long time ago.” Jenny explained. “You guys are not normal.” Cody laughed. “Being normal is no fun! DUH!!” I shook my head. “Alright, before its World War 3 in this hotel room, let’s go to the arena.” Anthony said holding my hand. “Why?! It’s 5 in the afternoon.” Charity thought. “We gotta show Melissa around.” Shavelle suggested. “That would be nice! Oh can we get some peanut butter!” Melissa begged. “Oh my goodness lets go.” I laughed.
~~~~~45 minutes later. At the arena~~~~~
We arrived at the arena I saw Booker T and he didn’t say anything. I felt ignored. But I still had my tea in my hand so I was all good. Melissa went with Shavelle and Charity so they can show Melissa around the arena. The rest of us went to the locker room, when we walked in it was left the same way from RAW last night. “Oh my gosh! I left my teddy bear here!” I gasped. “Who gave you that?!” Anthony exclaimed. “You did.” I rolled my eyes. “Oh yeah I forgot.” Anthony said. “Yeah of course you did.” Jenny mumbled. “Ugh so smartass what are we gonna do for the next 3 hours!?” Nikie said looking at Anthony. “Watch a…” I stopped him. “No we are not watching a movie, me and Jenny got stuff to do.” I smiled. “Since when!?” Jenny thought. “Since we became diva’s tag team champions we gotta go around bragging about it.” I laughed. “Oh yeah, your right.” Jenny agreed. “John?” Anthony thought. “Nope, sorry man, I got to meet up with Randy for the tag team match.” John said. “Nikie? Heather?” Anthony pouted. “Nope, we want to redecorate the diva’s locker room. The place is a mess!” Heather said. “Cody!? Dude I know you don’t have anything to do!” Anthony uttered. “You see my face! I’m not going anywhere!” Cody gasped. “Babe why don’t you just come with me and Jenny to get our outfits?” I suggested. “But you two will be trying on clothes for hours!” Anthony whined. “OR you can stay here and be lonely!” Jenny yelled. “Ugh fine I’ll go! Sheesh!” Anthony growled. “Haha yay.” I laughed. “Ugh, Cody let’s go.” Jenny said. “Jenny. No. I. Can’t. Walk out. Like this.” Cody stuttered. “You are such a wimp.” I mumbled. “Call him a whip again Jay! I dare you!” Jenny yelled. “HEY! What did I tell you two in the hotel?” John thought. “Alright, jeez calm down, we were just joking.” I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, sure.” Nikie said.
“Okay Jennyfer, let’s go!” I laughed. “Do you really have to call me that?! Like seriously?! I should start calling you Jaymelia!” Jenny added. “Are you guys really gonna have an argument about names?!” Anthony sighed. “We can do your name next. It’s not a problem.” I smiled. “Okay never mind carry on.” Anthony said hiding his face.
~~~~~~~~Johns POV~~~~~~~~
“John! Johnny! Jonathan!” Randy said coming into the room. “Randy! Randal! Uh… well yeah dude!” I laughed because I couldn’t think of anything else. “Where’s Melissa, I have a superstar that would LOVE to talk to her!” Randy said. “Holy crap is it Big Show?! I mean, he’s been checking her out since she’s been here.” I replied. “Ew John, that’s gross. You know what I am going to leave and meet up with Jenny and Jamila.” Nikie said giving me a hug and kiss then leaving the room. “Bye sweetheart!” I yelled. But she already closed the door. Ugh! “Anyways, no it’s not Big Show. I think he has his eyes set on Kelly, but she’s not here. But it’s Edge! Edge told me when he saw Melissa on RAW the other night he wanted to meet her. I was like dude, wow.” Randy said. “WOW Really Edge?! But Randy… Melissa is like independent, do you think Edge will have a chance?” I asked. “I don’t know, but my eyes are on Charity! I call her!” Randy jumped. “What is this ever since Valentine’s Day, everyone’s been hooking up. Its kinda freaking me out.” I laughed. “Hey guys!” Shavelle said walking into the room with Melissa and Charity. “Oh uh” Randy cleared his throat “How are you ladies?”
“Oh we are fine. Just wanted to stop by and uh see how our favorite superstars are doing before the tag team match.” Charity winked at Randy. “Wow...” I mumbled. “Oh we are doing just fine.” Randy smiled. “Hey uh John why is Randy and Charity staring at each other like that?” Shavelle asked. “They know, they want each other. He might pop the question anytime soon.” I whispered. “AH!!! EDGE TEXTED ME!!” Melissa yelled then got calmed after that. “What does it say?!” Shavelle said looking at her phone. “Hey now! My phone my business.” Melissa laughed. “Meanie!” Shavelle yelled. The Melissa read the text message out loud.
Melissa I can’t wait till you and your friends commentate tonight. I will be looking forward to seeing you. (: Edge.
“What the hell… What is this ‘Boy Meets World’?! Who sends a text message like that?!” I stated. “John. Shut up.” Melissa glared. “Randy, let’s go get ready for our match. Randy… RANDY!” I yelled so he can like at least stop staring at Charity when she’s only brushing her hair. “Oh uh yeah l-l-lets go.” Randy said still looking at Charity.
~~~~~~My POV~~~~~
“Yes!!! We are wearing purple!” Jenny said. “Well we did wear blue on Monday; we might as well wear purple.” I suggested. “But guys, it’s the 600th episode of Smackdown tonight. You might as well wear blue.” Nikie said. “Jenny it’s up too you, we can always wear purple on Monday.” I said. “Ugh fine! WAIT! Can we wear purple and blue?!” Jenny thought. “OMG great idea!” I yelled. Just then Anthony’s phone went off and said he got a text message but me and Jenny were in the two changing rooms so I didn’t hear what he was saying, I was blasting Skillet songs in my head. “Who texted you?” Nikie asked. “Maryse.” Anthony said looking at Nikie. “What the hell?! What are you doing with Maryse number!?” Nikie thought. “Nik I don’t have it, its just a 10 digit number and the text says meet me after SD tonight. XOXO Maryse.” Anthony whisper. “Are you?” Nikie thought. “Hell no. Jamila and I are already passed the Tyson thing so I rather not start anymore crap at the moment.” Anthony said. As me and Jenny walked out the changing room, I dropped my iPod Touch, well yes I am a clumsy person but at least the case was on, we posed in our outfit (yeah we gangstas! Haha) but yet I couldn’t find my good shoes! “AHHH where the hell are my shoes!?!” I started freaking out. “They’re right here calm down Jay.” Nikie laughed. “I knew that, I was just making sure you guys knew where it was too…” I said. “Okay anyways! Let’s watch the 12-man tag team match in the mean time before out title defense.” Jenny suggested. “Oh good! Maybe you can help me with my math homework. Just kidding!” I laughed, but Jenny glared at me, she doesn’t like helping me with my math homework. It happened when I was in 8th grade and she was in 10th. Long story.
~~~~~~Shavelle POV~~~~~~~~
“You guys ready?!” I said starting at the ramp. “Yeah! I wish Nikie was here though, but Jenny put her on probation!” John pouted. “What for?!” I said. “It was … Never mind.” John laughed. “Okay well chicas! Let’s go!” Charity said. We all walked down the ramp and gave some fans, hi fives and some WWE Shop merchandise. Then we made our way to the commentary table. It was kind of filled. It already had Booker T, Josh, and Cole; we had to make some room to fit us three, so we told Cole to move from the table to like the very, very end of the table.
“Hey guys.” Charity said putting on the awesome coustimized headphone Jamila made for us. “Hello ladies!” Josh and Booker T said. “Hello!” Melissa and I yelled. “Did Jamila make me a head set?!” Josh squealed. “As a matter of fact yes she did! Here you go!” I reached into my bag and I handed Josh his headphones. The smile on his face was funny. “OH MY GOODNESS! When Jamila comes out I will thank her!” Josh smiled. “Yeah just make sure you don’t hug her. She will go ape shit on you.” Melissa said. “Thanks for the heads up.” Josh pouted. “Cole is so quiet.” Booker T said. “Good! We can keep it that way!” I laughed.
Just then, Edge came out; Melissa stood up and starting clapping for him. But I didn’t stand up for Dolph he was making me mad! He kept checking Vickie. I’m better looking than that dinosaur! Okay but anyways I just noticed it was FACE vs. HEEL right now. Randy came out next Charity and her flirtatious self, stood up and waved at Randy in a flirty way though. I laughed and told her to sit her butt down.
~~~~~After the match~~~~~~
“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!” Vickie said coming from backstage. “What the hell does she want?! Edge was having his celebration!” Melissa said. “Ugh! I’ve had enough of her talking, I will be back.”
“Where are you going?!” I asked. “Just watch.” Melissa said looking at me. “NO! You excuse me Vickie. Now I’m sick of you, every Fridays and some Mondays with you EXCUSE ME saying. It’s really annoying. Now you will shut up and listen to me! Edge here is strong unique and is willing to kick your little boyfriends butt.” Melissa said. I glared at her. “Yeah! Thanks Melissa. Vickie you should pay more attention to what people are saying. Now if you would excuse me, I have some business to take care of.” Edge said looking at Melissa. “You go Lissa!” I yelled from behind. “No you don’t Edge. Because YOU’RE…..FIRED!” Vickie yelled in the microphone. “Ah great…” Charity said. “Let’s go guys. Nice seeing you all. I have someone to yell at.” I said.
~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~~
“Oh damn...why did Melissa helped Edge?! Freaky!!!” I said. “Jay! You act like you never helped anyone.” Nikie laughed. “That’s because I haven’t.” Anthony cleared his throat. “Okay sweetie, maybe I did once Nikie.” I glared. “Yeah Jay you’re so helpful.” Jenny laughed. “Shut up.” I uttered. “Ugh! Well they ever stop showing the Rock’s promo it’s starting to get annoy!” Anthony exclaimed. “Seriously! Like the dude speaks in third person! But he is a good guy. I love his movies.” I smiled. “Okay I know you guys saw that! Vickie fired Edge!” Melissa stormed into the room. “Calm down Melissa. Edge isn’t really fired.” I said. “Yeah but damn… I stood up for him and everything.” Melissa mumbled. “Uh John… where’s Randy and Charity?” Nikie asked. “In Randy’s locker room.” John laughed. “WHOA!” Jenny yelled. “I don’t even want to know” Jenny glared. “Jenny let’s go we gotta get you ready for our match.” I said getting up. “Alright Jay. You guys don’t mess up my room.” Jenny pointed at everyone. “Okay jeez… no need to point!” John said. “Anthony you can stay here. I don’t want you being mean to Cole.” I smiled. “Awe okay.” Anthony pouted. “Love you.” Jenny and I smiled. “Love you too.” Cody and Anthony smiled back. “AWW!!!” Everyone in the room said. “Ugh embarrassing.” I rolled my eyes. “Ready Jay?” Jenny asked. “Hell yeah!” I laughed. “Let’s whop some Lay-Cools ass!” We said at the same time.
“Hot and dangerous If you’re one of us, then roll with us ‘Cause we make the hipsters fall in love And we've got our hot-pants on and up” Our music started to play and believe it or not I have never seen the crowd this loud before maybe because we are the most powerful divas in the WWE, okay well for now. LayCool is already in the ring looking mad as ever! But who cares we are already 4-0 with them. LayCool is like dogs they always want the attention, you don’t see Jenny and I doing that! But oh well. We entered the ring and Jenny decided to go first.
~~~~~After the match~~~~
“And your winners and STILL the Diva’s tag team champion Jamila and Jenny!” See I told you! Now we’re 5-0 just mouthed good bye too Layla. The look on their faces was priceless! Me and Jenny waved to everyone in the crowed and said thank you, then we walked backstage. “Listen here you whores…” Jenny stopped Layla. “First of all we aren’t whores second of all you don’t approach champions and last, if you don’t get out of our way, you’ll be getting a black eye, so I suggest you move.” Jenny rolled her eyes and we start walking but… “Listen you horse riding weridos you will NOT disrespect us...” Michelle was stopped. “Uh, do we have a problem here?!” Cody said walking up with Anthony. “Why are you two always bothering these girls? Like come on, it’s our two favorite girls.” Anthon said. Me and Jenny smiled. “Uh, Lay let’s go.” Michelle said. “Right behind you Chell! Run!” Layla said running always tripping over her own shoes. Stupid… “Thanks guys.” I smiled at Cody and I gave Anthony a kiss. Jenny did the same thing but switched. “Hey guys uh can you hurry, Shavelle is about to like murder Vickie!” Charity said running up to us.
“Why?!” I uttered. “Because Dolph just got fired… And Velley is blaming it on Vickie.” Charity said. “Where’s Melissa?!” I asked. “With Edge.” Charity added. “Ugh let’s go.” I ran to find Shavelle but like when she argues it’s really loud and backstage is HUGE so it was kind of hard finding her. “You dumb bitch! You got Dolph fired! Someone should put a dingle up your asshole!” Shavelle shouted. “Whoa!! Whoa! Velley calm down.” Jenny said holding Shavelle. “Jenny you better get her! She’s crazy.” Vickie suggested. “Ugh no, I should let her go right now but I don’t want her to kill you.” Jenny said. “Jammy! Get her!” Shavelle said. “Hey you don’t have to ask me twice.” I laughed. I approached Vickie and slapped her. “That’s what you get you dip shit! Now stick that up your juice box and suck it!” I smiled. “Damn yo… I was gone for a couple of hours and I come back to this.” Heather said coming through the back door. “Where have you been?” Jenny asked. “Oh I was out getting stuff to decorate the locker room with.” Heather replied. “Damn for 2 hours?!” I uttered. “Yeah.” Heather laughed. “HELLO!!? CAN I GET THE BEAST!?” Shavelle asked. “No! Just go to Dolph Velley.” I ordered. “Okay fine. You on my shit list Vickie. Beware of this crazy Hawaiian!” Shavelle said walking away. “UGH!” Vickie stormed off. “Anyway, let’s go get everyone and got to the hotel. I’m tired!” I said. “I wonder you’re always with Anthony.” Jenny said. “Oh my goodness! Jenny shut up!” I laughed. “Oh great let’s just go. NOW!” Cody ordered.
The End!! (:
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