“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” I heard screaming coming from the other end of the hallway, so my first thought was that Jenny saw a spider and she probably shot it with her shot gun or maybe Nikie and Heather was watching a scary movie but, they aren’t here. So my last guess was Shavelle; she’s always screaming maybe she saw Dolph’s body, I don’t know, but she came running up to me when I was talking to Anthony about something that happen like last week I think. “Jammy!!!! Guess what!??!” Shavelle shrilled. “You’re going to dump Dolph and date Morrison?!” I said with a smile. “No, I wish but, no” She laughed “But anyways, Charity is coming!!” She jumped. “Wait who?!” Anthony asked. “My cousin that I haven’t seen in like years!!” John said walking up to us with Jenny. “Charity, she’s like my sister! I love her to death; we always played Monopoly on Fridays.” “John said, then Jenny cleared her throat. “Jenny, you haven’t met her yet because, Charity is like never home when I’m home.” John explained. “Is she nice?” Jenny asked. “Yeah she’s nice!” I said. “Okay well, guys we will all introduce each other when she comes. Now, I have to go, Dolph is waiting on me.” Shavelle said waving and walking away. “Okay I’m lost right now! Who’s Charity?!” Anthony asked. “Anthony, sweetie, go drink some milk or something.” I said giving him a kiss on the forehead. “Okay I’ll talk to you later baby girl.” He said giving me a hug.
“Um Jay… where’s our belts??” Jenny uttered. “Dude, I though you had them?!” I started freaking out. “Hey thing one and thing two; calm down they are in my locker room.” John said. “Do we look, like twins to you John!?” I yelled. “No, you two freak out a lot though.” John uttered. “Cousins tend to do that.” Jenny laughed. “Let’s go Jay we have to catch up with Cody.” Jenny said. “Eww why?” I thought. “Because if you love me, you would come with me.” Jenny explained. “Yeah but, he talks about ‘dashing’ tips too much.” I shrugged. “You can use some of them.” Jenny said pulling my arm. “Hey, dude! That was rude! Ha ha I just rhymed.” I laughed. “Gosh you’re stupid…” Jenny rolled her eyes. “Bye John!” Jenny and I shouted. “Hey slow down!” Randy laughed looking at us. “Hey John.” Randy said walking up to John.
~~~~Johns POV~~~~
“Sup man, I saw what you did to Punk’s nose. Nice job.” I said. “You think!? But you should have helped me when I was like I don’t know… tangled in the ropes!?” Randy yelled. “Well I’m sorry I can’t do that unless they tell me too!” I replied. “Yeah well that’s true. But anyways! I heard you have a family member coming soon!” Randy shouted. “Yeah I do, her name is Charity. She’s a big fan of you, and me, so we need to try to keep her backstage. Because, she doesn’t like some of the people on the roster, and she might tackle someone.” I explained. “I have no clue what one word you just said, but I will figure it out.” Randy laughed. “Yeah aren’t you funny.” I uttered. “Well at least I’m not making out with Vickie!” Randy thought. “Eww gross I have to kiss her again?!” I shouted. “No I was… never mind.” Randy glared. “I got to go; Jenny and Jamila are probably killing each other right now.” I laughed giving him a bro hug. “Alright Cena, catch you later.” Randy said. Okay well I have to make a quick phone call to make sure Charity is not lost or anything, she tends to get lost sometimes. Like when we were like 17 we were going to Pizza Hut and it was like 10 minutes from our house and she got lost. We passed it like 25 times and she never noticed. I didn’t want to say anything because I wanted her to figure it out by herself. I think it worked; I bought her a GPS for Christmas so let’s hope she’s using it. I took out my phone and started calling her.
“Hello?” Charity said.
“Hey Char! It’s John!” I yelled.
“Ow! Dammit you don’t need to be yelling.” Charity exclaimed.
“Oops sorry. How far are you?” I asked.
“I don’t know, I just stop to get something now. I’m probably like 45 minutes away.” Charity said.
“Okay well hurry up!” I suggested.
“Don’t rush me!” She yelled then hanged up the phone. Then I walked into the room and um… Cody is on the floor and Jamila is yelling at him.
~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~~~
“Cody, you douche bag!” I yelled. “Look I’m sorry, I though you like make up!!” Cody shouted. “Cody I told you she doesn’t like make up! Gosh you never listen!” Jenny said. “Well I was just trying to help her look better.” Cody thought. “The only thing that would make me feel better is if you go out to the ring and show your face!” I shouted. “WHAT??!?!? NO!!!!!!!” Cody screamed. “Then take this crap off of my face!” I suggested. “Okay Jay, calm down its just make up.” Jenny said. “Jenny, I suggest you keep quiet, this is getting good!” John laughed. “Ugh! I’m gonna get Anthony, before Jay commits murder or something.” Jenny said leaving the room. “I might!” I yelled. “Jay, why don’t you like make-up?” John asked. “Because I hate it. With a passion!” I uttered. “That probably sums it up.” Cody though. “You know, I think you should wear make-up.” John suggested. “Maybe you should shut up.” I glared. “Alright, damn, calm down.” John said. “Baby girl! Don’t kill Cody!” Anthony said walking into the room. “I wasn’t planning on doing that you know.” I said. “Don’t you have a match with Jenny today?!” Anthony asked. “Nope, we all, except John, gets 3 weeks off!” Jenny said jumping up and down. She didn’t take her medicine so; she will be jumping a lot… “That’s not fair!” John shouted. “Cena, you’re up next.” One of the audio guys said. “Okay guys I will talk to y’all later! Its time to, ugh, flirt with Vickie.” John sighed. “Ha ha have fun.” I laughed. “Hey be nice.” Anthony said. “Whatever.” I said rolling me eyes. “Hey hey hey! Queen Bees are here!!” Heater said walking into the room with Nikie. “Bye John!” Nikie yelled. “Okay um what are you two doing here!?” Jenny asked. “Because we can it’s a free country!” Heather responded. “Ha ha ha very funny.” Jenny said sarcastically.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!” We all heard screaming coming from the hallways again! But this time there were two people screaming. “What the hell is that?!” Anthony thought. “It’s probably Shavelle. She did scream like that earlier you know.” I uttered. “It probably is…” Jenny wondered. “Okay, well Shavelle is probably coming in this room anyways so don’t be surprised if the door swings open.” I glared. “EW! John is flirting with Vickie!” Nikie said glaring at the T.V. “Acting sweetheart.” Heather said. “I knew that…” Nikie said looking the other way. “GUYS!!!!!!!!! LOOKIE!!!!!!” Shavelle shouted coming through the door. “Hey everyone!” Charity said coming into the room. “Hey Charity!!!!” I said running up to her giving her a hug. “This is my cousin Jenny, my boyfriend Anthony…” Charity stopped me. “You have a boyfriend?! You never told me?!” She gasped. “You never asked” I laughed. “Anyhow, that’s over there on the couch is Heather, Nikie, and yeah that’s Cody.” I said. “Hello! Welcome to the coolest place ever backstage.” Jenny laughed. “Yeah, just don’t try talking to the janitors; they are kinda weird.” Anthony suggested. “Haha okay.” Charity laughed. “Hello, I’m John’s girlfriend.” Nikie said. “Oh girl, we are family! Give me a hug.” Charity said. “She’s a hugger!” Shavelle said. “Hi, I’m Heather!” She said waving. “She’s like that party animal in the whole group, just to let you know.” I explained. “Oh really?! This is gonna be fun!” Charity smiled. “Cody, hun, aren’t you gonna introduce yourself?” Jenny asked. “No, she sees me on Smackdown all the time.” Cody uttered. “Oh just to tell you, Cody’s mean, rude and horrible! Just kidding” I said looking at Jenny “But he’s really cool, if he doesn’t try to put make-up on you…” I glared at him. “It could of work!” Cody shouted. “Shut up.” Heather said. “Guys stop fighting Charity is here! Welcome her to the group, like how you guys did to me!” Shavelle said. “We didn’t welcome you into anything. Just kidding, you know I love you!” I laughed. “Baby girl, stop being mean.” Anthony said. “Oh I got my eyes on you sweetie.” Charity said. “See she protects me.” I smiled. “Ya damn Skippy!” Charity laughed. “You know Charity; I really love it having one more person in the group now. It’s like we are a big family now.” Jenny said. “Yeah, a dysfunctional one.” Cody mumbled. “I heard that.” Jenny glared. “Dammit.” Cody snapped.
“John’s coming! Char hide!” Shavelle yelled. We hid Charity in the closet because John always put his nasty shoes in there. Its gross and it starts to smell… “Guys did you see that!!?!? I gave CM Punk a low blow!” John yelled. “That’s what she said.” I laughed. “Jay that’s gross!” Jenny exclaimed. “Uh, whose suitcases are these??” John asked. “Oh um… I’m leaving today, to go back to Pennsylvania.” I thought of something quickly. “You are?!?!?” John said walking over to the closet and then… “SURPRISE!!!” Charity said jumping out the closet. “Oh my goodness! Charity!” John said hugging her. “When did you get here?!”John thought. “Like 15 minutes ago.” Charity said. “That’s great! Did you meet everyone?” John asked. “No John, we just made name tags.” Jenny said. “Very funny.” John said. “Baby girl, I’m gonna go drive back to the hotel room. I’m not feeling well.” Anthony said. “Ugh! Party pooper. Okay I’ll see you later.” I said giving him a kiss. “Okay, I love you.” Anthony said. “Love you too.” I said. “Nice meeting you Charity.” He said giving her a hug. “You too sweetheart.” Charity smiled.
“OMG Where’s Dolph?!” Shavelle said like out of nowhere. “Probably GTL-ing right now.” I said. “He’s what?!” Jenny asked. “Gym, Tan, Landry. Don’t you watch Jersey Shore!?” I gasped. “No.” Jenny shrugged. “Okay then never mind.” I laughed. “Lookie! There he is! Eww walking with Vickie…” Shavelle glared. “Don’t…kill…her.” Charity said. “I won’t. I’m just glad they aren’t really dating!” Shavelle shrilled. “Hey sweetie.” Dolph said. “Hey Dolphie!” Shavelle said. We all laughed it was funny the way she said it. “I have an idea, since Anthony is not feeling and I think Jay will feel left out, what about we have a movie night at the hotel?” John suggested. “Cody you wanna come?” Jenny asked. “Would I ever miss a movie night?!” Cody thought. “Yes, for your crazy nose business…” I said. “Shut up.” Cody glared at me. “Okay movie night it is. Charity you can get your bags and we can put it in the limo.” John said. “The limo?!? You guys have a limo!?” Charity gasped. “Yeah. Of course! Why wouldn’t we?!” Jenny laughed. “Just asking.” Charity laughed. “Eww Shavelle, Dolph; save the making out in the car, damn.” I said disgusted. “Don’t hate!” Shavelle said. “Dolph you better get your girl, I’m about to spear her! Haha just kidding.” I laughed. “Enough you too. Let’s go now, everyone help Charity with her bags.” Jenny ordered. “Aww thank you.” Charity smile. “You still have to carry at least one bag Charity.” I uttered. “Yeah I felt that was going to come out of your mouth.” Charity said.
We are all in the limo it was like a 1hour ride. Jenny was already sleeping on Cody’s shoulder, John, Nikie and Charity were having a conversation, Shavelle and Dolph, and well we won’t mention what they were doing. Heather was typing her research paper that she needed to turn in for college tomorrow, and I was just listening to “The Last Night” By Skillet, awesome band if I may point out. I must’ve listened to that song at least 20 times. I wanted to start crying because it was a sad song, you couldn’t blame me, but I fell asleep after like repeat number 24, I think. We made it to the hotel and I wanted to make sure that Anthony was alright. But he was already sleeping so I was just like I’m going to take a shower then go to bed. I’m tired even though I didn’t do anything today. “I’m a lazy person so you can’t blame me for it. John carried Jenny to bed, and Cody went with them, Dolph and Shavelle went to bed. John, Nikie, and Charity shared a room. Heather and Wade were in another room… Wait a minute! I never knew Wade came with us! Heather is a sneaky person. John decided to just watch the movie later, just not now, its like 2 in the morning, no one wants to hear “CRASH” “BOOM” at this time of night. So we all went to bed and it was PEACEFUL for once!
Nice chikkee LoL XP and Did you throw Cody on the floor -__- grrrrrr....LoL great Blog XD
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