Smackdown Tapings (January 18th 2011)

Well since Raw is over, it was time for the Smackdown tapings. Cody has a match with Rey Mysterio, and Teddy Long said that he has to make an announcement about something. I hope he finally decides to make diva’s tag team belts. That would be so cool! But come on what are the odds of that happening. Right..?

“Jay, wake the hell up!” Jenny said shaking my arm. “You know what I give up… Anthony, get your ass in here!”

“What?!” Anthony said walking into my room. “Wake Jamila up!” Jenny said. “Why do I have to do it!?” Anthony said. “Um… I don’t know maybe because you two are dating and plus she doesn’t listen to me!” Jenny glared. “Ugh fine! You are so bossy…” Anthony said walking over to the bed.

“Jay, John bought tacos and they are on the table.” Anthony said whispering in my ear. “Nice try Anthony. But John doesn’t like tacos.” I said laughing. “Wow I should of though of that…” Jenny mumbled. “Well you didn’t.” I said stretching. “Ass…” Jenny said looking away. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

“Knock, knock Flawless people coming in!” Layla said. “Oh great it’s Paris Hilton.” Jenny said. “You know, I just came to apologize.” Layla said with a sad face. “Bitch shut the hell up and get out of my locker room.” Jenny said. “Okay just calm down, both of you. Now Layla, just leave before you get your ass speared again.” I said getting up from the couch. “Ugh, whatever!” Layla said. “Wow that was a waste of time don’t you think?” Anthony said turning the T.V on and Teddy Long was walking down to the ring, and then he started talking.

“Now you all have seen RAW right? Well that was a stupid question because I know you did. But anyways, LayCool’s actions to Jamila and Jenny were unacceptable. Now I know its Mr. McMahon’s idea of making new belts. But I mean, there should be a Diva’s Tag team belt. What do y’all think?!” Teddy said.

“Oh damn! Jay let’s get out there!” Jenny said pulling my arm.

“But I’m in my pajamas.” I said. “Jen don’t make her go out there in her blue polar bear pajamas!” Anthony said sarcastically. “You’re an ass Anthony, I hope you know that.” I said glaring at him. “I love you too Jamila.” Anthony said kissing my forehead. “COME ON!” Jenny said pulling my arm. “Okay damn… so bossy.” I said getting up and walking behind Jenny.

~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the ring~~~~~~~~

“No Teddy, you can’t do this to us!” Michelle said. “Now girls, you know invading Raw and telling people they aren’t Flawless is not cool.” Teddy said. “I agree Teddy. And you know that um… since you know Layla and Michelle already got speared on Monday, I think making a new Diva’s tag team belt is a great idea!” Jenny said smiling. “You know Jenny; I understand what you’re saying. But I think Michelle has a point.”

“Thank you!” Layla said. “Um, don’t interrupt me,” I pointed at Layla. “As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, I agree with Layla, I mean like I like the idea for the belts but… you know, they already got speared. Should we really do that you guys?” I asked the audience. “YES!!!” They all cheered. “Well Teddy, what do you think? The WWE Universe has spoken.” Jenny said. “Well tonight you have it; it will be the team of LayCool vs. Jenny and Jamila! Holla!”

Just as Teddy said that, Michelle and Layla tackled us; but don’t worry we got the upper hand. Beth Phoenix and Natalya came out and helped out but they ended up hitting us and mouthing words saying “We are after you.”

~~~~~~~~~Jenny’s Locker room ~~~~~~

‘Nice going Ernie and Bernie.” John said as we were walking into the room. “You’re an ass John.” Jenny said laughing. “Hey! Watch your language Jennifer!” Nikie said pointing. “What the hell?! Don’t call me Jennifer!” Jenny said glaring. “Would Aunt Blondie work for you?” Anthony smirked. “Anthony don’t be a douche bag.” I said laughing. “Sorry baby girl.” Anthony pouted. “Yeah okay.” I smirked.

Just then. “Hey,” Heather said walking into the room. “Hey Corre Whorre!”

“Hey!!” I said hugging her. “What the hell is a ‘Corre Whorre’?” Jenny asked. “It’s a female Corre Lover, something like that. Just look it up” I said laughing. “What are you doing here though?”

“I was walking backstage and I got bored to I came in here.” Heather smiled. “Wow don’t you feel special.” Anthony said walking to the couch. “No Anthony, just leave. You’re not welcomed on the couch.” Nikie laughed, I glared at her till she realized not to say that again. “Well um, anyways! Jamila and I are gonna be Diva’s tag team champs soon!” Jenny yelled. “So?” John said. “So?!? We are gonna beat Lay-Cool’s A-” Anthony looked at me. “We are gonna beat Lay-Cool’s butt. You happy now King Anthony?!”

“Yes, Yes I am.” He said smiling. “Wait shut up! Cody’s match is on!” Jenny said. “Ugh do we hav-”

“SHUT UP JAY!” Jenny yelled. “Damn take a chill pill, it is just Cody! Crazy nut!” I said. “OMG NO!!!!!!!! REY BROKE HIS NOSE!” Jenny sounded upset after saying that, Poor Jenny. There was like a snicker going on in the back and Jenny turned around and did a glare that scared the living shit out of us! “Heather, John, Anthony, Nikie don’t you four have something to do!?!” Jenny said. “Nope.” They all said. “Come on Jay, let’s go get Cody.” Jenny said walking over to me, but I was able to move just in time to sit next to Anthony. “Cody’s a big boy he can come by himself.” Anthony said standing in front of me. Next thing you know Cody walks into the freaking room complaining about his nose. “Did. you see what that crazy 619 person did to my freaking nose!?” He sounded angry. “Yeah it was pretty funny ‘Dashing’.” John said laughing. “Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena! Shut up!”

Now when Jenny calls us by our full names you know that we are in trouble. So we just kept quiet. “Hun are you okay?” Jenny asked touching his nose. “Ouch! Don’t touch it!” Cody yelled. ‘Sorry, just trying to help.” Jenny said.

“You helped enough just don’t touch anything.” Cody said walking to the couch. “Fine.” Jenny said walking out the room. “Wait Jen!” I said. But it was too late she already left the room. “Damn it Cody! Why are you being so rude!?” I yelled. “Yeah anyway, why are you being a douche bag?” Anthony said getting up. “Looks who’s talking getting jumped from Sheamus!” Cody smirked. “You know what…”

“SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!” I said holding my head. “I have a freaking headache already don’t make it worse!” I yelled. “Sorry ba-” I stopped Anthony. “No Anthony shut up. Cody you sit your ass down right now! John and Heather go check on Jenny for me.” I said pointing to the door. “Yes ma’am.” Heather and John said. “Now, you two aren’t going to be fighting when I and Jenny have our first title match. Now Cody you don’t have to act like a tool to Jenny because Rey broke your nose. Guess what dumbass you exposed it! Now as for you Anthony-” Anthony interrupted me. “I said I was-” “Don’t interrupt me Anthony. As I was saying, you don’t need to be calling people douche bags unless it’s necessary.” I said. “Understand the both of you?” I asked. “Yeah I understand.” Cody said.  “Yeah.” Okay okay good, I gotta check on Jenny. Talk to you guts later.” I said walking to the door and giving Anthony a kiss.

I walked out the room and Jenny was alone on the bench wiping her tears. “Jen you okay? I got a cookie.” I said trying to get her to smile. “No not really Jay I don’t want a cookie.” She said fixing her hair. “Do you think you will be ready for the match soon, because after Dolph’s match Anthony’s match then ours. I want to make sure your okay.” I said giving her a hug. “Yeah I promise and I’m fine.” She smiled.

It was a fake smile I can tell. She looked at the floor and smiled. I know Jenny too well! “Okay Jenny. Imma go and find Heather and ask her a question, see you in a little bit.” I said hugging Jenny.  “Okay Jay. Bye.” She said walking back into the room. I hope nothing bad happens, Cody can be a douche bag sometimes… I said sometimes so that counts. But like really Heather has been running all over the place and I can’t find that crazy chick. “She better be in here, I think she is I hear screaming of somewhat.” I said to myself.

“Hey Hea- Ewwwwwww!!” I walked in on her and Heath making out. “Jay what the hell!?” Heather said wiping her mouth. “Dude I’m blind!” I said. “Why the hell you no what never mind I wanted to know if your still coming back to the hotel with us after Smackdown tapings are done?”

“Yes I am. Now leave! I want to finish what I started.” She said. “Damn you are a Corre Whorre, but like in a good way. You know I love you Heather.” I said laughing. “Yeah okay whatever! Bye Jay.” She said closing the door.

Now I gotta walk back to the locker room. I just hope Jenny and Cody aren’t having a make out session. Ugh! I was on my way to the room when Anthony caught up with me.  “You ready Jay?” He asked. “Yeah I am, I was sidetracked by Heather and Heath making out in the locker room. But yeah I think I will be fine.” I said laughing. “Okay baby girl just don’t try to do anything stupid at ringside.” Anthony said. “Jerk.” I said pulling away from him.

On our way to the ring, our theme song played, crowd is excited. That put a huge smile on me and Anthony’s face. We are in the ring I bowed, because that’s how formal I am (Yeah, what now!). But, I keep hearing my name being called but I didn’t pay attention to it. But anyways, R-Truth came out. (Ugh he started rapping) I grabbed a mic and said; “Sorry Truth but can you like speed it up, your rapping is to long, annoying and you mumble every word. So just get your butt in the ring now because I have a title match later on tonight. Thank you and have a nice day.” Everyone started cheering. I smiled and Anthony whispered in my ear “Smart Idea.” R-Truth was in the ring and he was about to say what’s up but I was like ref ring the damn already.

10 minutes after the match started that voice started yelling again. I felt like I was having a Randy Orton moment or something. "Jamila!! Over here! In the crowd!" That voice again! "Who the hell is calling me?!" I asked myself. Just then I turned around and I saw my awesome best friend Shavelle she’s from Hawaii really cool place. I went to visit her once and it was cool. We were having a race to the beach and she took someone motorcycle (Long ass story). "Shavelle what are you doing here?! And is that a Rockstar in your hand?!" I asked her. "I came to see 1) Dolph, Randy, Jomo, and John. 2) I came to see my awesome best friend! Duh! Oh and 3) Yes I am drinking a Rockstar." She said smiling. "Okay well Velly, Anthony is in the middle of his match. So, why don't you just go back stage and wait in the lobby." I said giving her a backstage pass. "Oh my goodness thanks Jammy!" She said smiling at the pass. I think something was wrong with her eyes, they are like huge. "You’re welcome Velly." I said walking back to ringside and kept cheering on Anthony. But by the time I got back Anthony already pinned and own against R-Truth. “Damn that was quick.” I said laughing to myself. Before I left I got out the ring and told Shavelle she can go backstage now. I looked away for like 2 seconds she’s already gone. Damn… I walked back to Jenny’s room and Shavelle was shocked to see how big backstage is. “Damn Shavelle close ya mouth.” I laughed. “Oh sorry. Can I meet John Morrison, Randy, John, and Dolph now!?! PLEASE!!!!!” She begged. “Alright shut up Shavelle. Damn. Let me get Jenny and tell her to get John and the others you just listed.” When I said, that Morrison and Randy was already heading our way. “MORRISON!!! RANDY!!!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!” Shavelle yelled. “Who the hell is this?!” Randy asked. “Oh Randy shut up and be nice. Morrison, Randy this is my best friend Shavelle.” I introduced them. “Oh hello, you crazy person.” Morrison said. “Dude be nice damn it! I gotta go me and Jenny gotta get ready for our title match.” I said “Oh and Shavelle don’t get yourself kicked out of backstage. No as a matter of fact, just stay in the room with John, Nikie, and Cody. I will be back soon.” I said opening up the door. “Jay who’s this?” Nikie asked. “Jenny, John, Nikie this is my best friend, Shavelle. Shavelle this is the crew.” I said introducing her again. “Oh shit! Jay we gotta go!” Jenny yelled. “No really I haven’t noticed.” I said sarcastically.

“Oh come on!” Jenny said pulling my arm. “Um like OW!!?” Well you can’t blame me it hurts. Lay-Cool was already in the ring and we are currently on our way to the ring. But anytime we fight Lay-Cool we always imitate them. We check out make-up (Even though I don’t wear any) and we like check our wardrobe. We get into the ring and the bell rings. Jenny starts first, so does Layla. We made a plan so we know exactly what were doing. I told the people in the front to start cheering. But then Layla got the upper hand. Like seriously the girl cheats! Layla tags, so does Jenny and now its me vs. Michelle. I wanted to whop her ass since day one! I slapped her, I kicked her, I pinned but it came out as a 2 count. Stupid ref needs to count faster. All of a sudden the crowd starts chanting Jamila. I get the upper hand I do my finisher (Kinda like the RKO but different) I make the pin, Jenny stops Layla from coming in the ring and I got the 3 count!

“Your winners, the new Divas Tag Team Champions; Jenny and Jamila!!” Justin said in the microphone. Me and Jenny started jumping in excitement that we finally get to whop some ass! Anthony, Shavelle, John, Heather and Nikie came out and started celebrating with us. It was a great night for Jenny and I. “I feel like I’m on cloud 9 right now.” Jenny said hold her belt. “You think this is awesome! I freaking love this!” I said. “Can I hold it?” Shavelle said. “That’s what she said.” I laughed. “Damn Jay you’re gross.” Jenny said laughing. “Yeah, here Velley.” I said giving her my belt to hold. “Now this party will continue in the hotel!” I yelled. “Where’s Cody?” Jenny asked. “Oh he’s already in the limo.” John said. “Congratulations, Jay and Jenny.” Randy said giving us a hug. “No man 10 ft away!” Anthony said trying to be protected. “Calm down Anthony.” Randy laughed. “Okay let’s go guys! I’m hungry and tired!” John said. “Okay let’s go!!” I said.

Karma is just around the corner!

Well we are all discussing what we should do later on after Raw because no way in hell we are gonna watch another movie! The reason is because we were watching the movie and all of a sudden Randy and his crazy self started snoring! I mean like come on Randy! He sounded like Yogi Bear during hibernation! Like for real! But it was funny though. Well right now we are all in the room except Randy and Cody; it’s just me, Jenny, Nikie, John, and Anthony. But there was a bust at the door.

“JAMILA! Go get some tacos! They are selling them at the food stands right now!” Cody said yelling coming into the room. Everyone turned their heads glaring at him Jenny is just smiling. “You crazy nut there’s no tacos at the food court.” I said glaring at him. “Yes there is! They just put it on the menu!” Cody said jumping up and down. “Alright fine I will go get some tacos. Does anyone want anything?” I asked.

“Yeah taco for me, please! John, Nikie, Anthony do you want anything?” Jenny asked. “Yeah can I get a coke, some pretzels and nachos?” John said smiling. “Same with me.” Nikie said “Sweetie I’m fine I don’t want anything.” Anthony said. “Do I look like McDonalds to you; John, and Nikie??” I said glaring at them. “Yes.” They answered. “Jerks. Anyway I’ll be back.” I said walking out the door.

~~~~~~~~Jenny’s POVS~~~~~~~~

“Okay now that Jamila is gone, Cody what is so important?” I asked. “WAIT! I KNOW!” Anthony yelled. “Jamila’s birthday is next week Wednesday!” “Anthony said. “Yes it is!” Cody said pointing at Anthony. “So you want us to throw her a party?? Next week Monday?” I said shaking my head. “Yes! Why what’s wrong with that idea?” Cody asked sitting next to me on the couch. “Well um, Jamila doesn’t like surprise parties.” I said laughing. “Who the hell doesn’t like surprise parties?!” John gasped. “Okay well when we were like 8, my mom planned a surprised party for her and like Jay never saw it coming when she came home from cheer practice, we all yelled surprised… then she kinda fainted.” I snickered.

“Why did she faint?” Anthony asked. “Because when people yell things at her she faints. I told her to go to the doctors about that but I guess she didn’t” I shrugged. “Well you know she probably grew out of it.” Nikie said. “When is comes to Jamila, she never grows out of anything. Okay like she has some anger problems too.” I said. “Well I know that.” Cody said. I slapped him in the chest. “Ouch! What was that for?!” Cody said rubbing his chest. “Wimp.” Anthony said laughing. “Don’t say things like that hun. But anyways! Should we throw a surprise party for her?” I asked. “YES!” Everyone yelled when Jamila came into the room. We all looked at her to make sure she doesn’t faint. “Why is everyone looking at me like that?” Jamila asked. “Oh, no reason. Where did you get those tacos?” Cody asked. “Oh since you LIED to me Cody, I took Jenny’s car to go to taco bell and get some tacos and the pretzels and nachos.” Jamila said smiling. “Why the hell did you take my car??” I asked

~~~~~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~~~~

“Because I forgot I had your car keys in my pocket. So I just took your car.” I said laughing. “Yeah I will let this slide this time Jamila.” Jenny glared. “You know at least it wasn’t your car John.” Nikie said looking at John. “Oh my goodness how lucky am I!” John said laughing. “You know the show is about to start, John your starting.” Jenny said. “John we should come out with you!” Nikie said in excitement. “Unless you want CM Punk getting divas out on you, Jamila, and Jenny, I suggest you three stay here.” Anthony said standing up. “Wait, where are you going?” I said pouting. “I have to get ready for my tag team match with Randy tonight.” Anthony said helping me up. “I don’t want to stay here!” I yelled. Jenny and Nikie cleared their throats. “Oh you know what I mean.” I said. “Do commentary again.” Anthony suggested. “Now Anthony after what happened to you and Sheamus a couple weeks ago, do you really think Jamila and Michael Cole will actually sit together and have a calm conversation?” Jenny said. “Hey, I’m fine Jen, I was just shaken up because Sheamus practically beat up Anthony.” I said. “Okay Jamila you just had to bring that up.” Anthony said laughing. “Oh, sorry, I forgot.” I said pouting. “Okay make up your minds guys, I will be back when I’m finish talking to Cm Punk and his weird ass crew.” John said leaving the room. “Bye John, I’ll miss you!” Nikie said. “AWWWWWWW!!!” Jenny and I said smiling. “Oh shut up.” Nikie said leaving the room to go get ready for her match. “Where’s Cody?” I asked. “Right here.” Cody said sitting up on the couch. “Oh I though you left.” I said laughing. “No I was laying here being quiet.” He said. Next thing you know, someone was knocking on the door. “Hi.” Maryse said walking into the room with Ted. “What the hell do you want frenchy!?” Jenny rolled her eyes.

Jenny’s face was beat red so you know she was pissed! “Let me take care of this. What the hell do you want Ted?” Anthony said glaring. “Oh look! Its Ken and Barbie.” I said walking over to the door. “Calm down Jamila, I didn’t come here for trouble. I just wanted to apologize for what I did to you last week.” Maryse said sarcastically. “Listen here frenchy! You had no right to come in my room and jump my cousin, now you better leave before I go Ghetto Jenny all up yo ass!” Jenny said raising her hand. “Trust me if she goes into ghetto mode you will end up like that dead deer she got a couple weeks ago.” I said glaring at Maryse. “Eww that’s gross…” Maryse said. “Okay listen, we just came to apologize. Maryse didn’t mean to jump your cousin.” Ted explained. “You know Ted, before you get your ass whooped, I suggest you leave, like NOW!” Anthony said getting ready to close the door but Ted stopped him.

“Listen rookie, you think just because your aunt and your little girlfriend are here doesn’t mean I can't whop your ass right now.” Ted said smiling and Maryse laughing.  “Listen here Ted! I have enough of your crap dude! Take your gold digger and leave right now! Oh and by the way, Anthony is SO NOT a rookie, you ass wipe, He already won a steel cage match. Also he kicked your ass last week. Maryse you shouldn’t be laughing because I knocked you out of the ring last week too. Oh and guess what, I’m not small.” I said. “Damn Jay. I could of said it better myself.” Jenny said laughing. “Is that all you need??” Anthony shrugged. “Ugh Ted let’s go.” Maryse said disgusted. “Yeah that’s right get the stepping bitch!” Jenny yelled. “Oh nice ending Jen.” Anthony laughed. “Oh shut up.” Jenny laughed.

“Wow that was interesting.” Cody said sitting up on the couch again. “Dude, I though you left?!” I said. “Nope.” Cody smiled. “Okay anyways, I need to get ready for my match. I will talk to you guys later.” Anthony said putting his shoes on. “Okay Anthony.” I said hugging him. “Bye Jamila, I love you.” He said smiling. “AWWWWWW!” Cody and Jenny said. “Gosh you guys are embarrassing.” I said laughing. “Bye guys.” Anthony said walking out the door. “I thought you were gonna commentate tonight for his match?” Cody asked. “I changed my mind. I will when he does his second match with Sheamus.” I said. “Please don’t kill him Jay.” Cody laughed. “Very funny Cody.” I said fake smiling.

Okay well Cody, Jenny and I were watching RAW till the divas matches came on, and Maryse came out (ugh) and she took the mic and said “These two girls think they have the right to talk down to me! I AM MARYSE! Sooo Jamila and Jenny you two better stay out of my way!” “Oh hell no!” Jenny and I said. “Now, Jamila and Jenny don’t try anything stupid.” Anthony said. But by the time he said that we already darted for the door.

“Bitch is gonna get it!” Jenny said running to the entrance rant. “Ya think!” I said running behind her. “To find this love of mine I’d walk through wind and fire Forever and always, These hollow hands reach out” my song started to play Jenny and I headed straight for the ring and Jenny started talking; “Listen Maryse you think you have the right to call me and Jamila out?!” Jenny said. “OH NO! JENNY IS GONNA GO GHETTO MODE ON ME! Oh please Jennifer you don’t scare me!” Maryse said mocking Jenny. Yeah right after Maryse said that Jenny was about to slap her but I stopped Jenny and said, “You know what Maryse, I’m sick of your bull; I hope you know that. And you think your little apology back in the locker room was sincere well guess what, that apology was faker then your hair extensions” I said rolling my head, “Now let’s make it interesting, since all three of us is in our wrestling gear, and the ref is over there sitting next to Justin probably tweeting something stupid, how about a 2-on-1 handicap match.” I said with an evil smile. “Oh no! I just got my nails done!” Maryse yelled. “I don’t care; I’m willing to kick your ass right now!” Jenny yelled. All of a sudden the lights blink and the ding noise happened, oh great… “If I may-” I interrupted Cole. “Cole, sit your ass down and let Jerry read the e-mail.” I glared at Cole. “Fine!” Cole said yelling.

The crowd started chanting “Jerry, Jerry!” “Thank you Jamila. Now I quote, “Ref get in the ring and bell ringer, ring the bell! It’s going to be Jenny and Jamila vs. Maryse.” Jerry said. The crowd got louder and the look on Maryse’s face was hilarious! The bell rings and I start it off, I slapped Maryse then I kicked her in her leg, (which was funny I think she started to cry) I tagged in Jenny, who was really ready to kick Maryse’s ass. Non-stop punches she was giving Maryse. I told the people in the front row to start chanting Jenny! And when they did they got the whole arena to chant her name. “Come on Jenny!!” I yelled. But all of a sudden, Ted comes out and then I go inside the ring and I was getting ready to slap him but he caught my arm. Which cause Anthony to come out; Ted and Anthony was going head to head outside the ring. Jenny does a roll up pin and the ref does a three count.

“And your winners; Jamila and Jenny!” Josh said into the microphone. But our celebration was ruined… “YOU’RE not enough of me.” “Cut our music!” Layla said. “Real talk!” Layla and Michelle said. “Eww Chell its Jenny and her little side kick Jamila.” Layla said. “I know Lay! They are not flawless like we are!” Michelle said laughing. “Who the hell do you think you are?!” Jenny said. “Yeah anyway! I’m not a side kick!” I yelled. Oh please like you two are better then us!” Michelle said pointing at us. “Jay, are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Jenny said with sneaky eyes. I smiled because I knew exactly what she was talking about. All of a sudden we pretended to leave the ring, till we speared LayCool into next week! Me and Jenny picked up the mics and said “Flawless” In a preppy voice. It was funny. Jenny and I walked backstage and we met up with Cody. Ugh great. “Hey hun.” Jenny said giving him a hug. “Hey Jen, great job in your match against Maryse.” He said smiling. “Thanks Cody!” Jenny said giving Cody a kiss. “Eww.” I said with a smirk. “Jerk.” Jenny said. “Oh you know you love me.” I said laughing. “She loves me more!” Cody said. “Hell no she doesn’t!” Layla said coming towards us. “Oh great.” I rolled my eyes. “Bitch didn’t we already speared you?” Jenny said walking up to her. “And your point is…?” Layla said smirking. “BITCH!” Jenny yelled while slapping Layla across her face. They started fighting all over again. “Should we stop them?” I asked Cody. “Yeah I think we should.” Cody looked at me. “Alright Jenny, you gotta get off of her.” I struggled. “Okay fine.” Jenny said to me. “This is not over you asshole!” Jenny yelled to Layla. “I gotta go, Teddy Long is calling me. Bye Jenny 1-4-3.” He said smiling. “Okay hun I’ll miss you.” Jenny said giving him a hug.  Jenny and I went back to the locker room and as we walked in Anthony was pacing in the room.

“Hun, why are you pacing?” I asked. “I’m trying to figure out how am I gonna win this match against Sheamus.” Anthony said, till he tripped over a shoe. “Damn it! Whose shoe is this!?” He said rubbing his forehead. “FAIL!” Jenny said laughing. “Shut up Jenny.” He said glaring. “Oops that’s my sneakers. You should really pay more attention sweetie.” I said kissing his forehead. “You should keep your shoes in one place baby girl.” Anthony said putting on his shoes. “You are an ass.” I said glaring at him. “Haha your girlfriend called you an ass.” Jenny said laughing. “Aunt Blondie.” Anthony said. Anytime he says that Jenny gets quiet and gives him the evil eye. “Hun that’s mean.” I laughed anyways. “Anthony, don’t you have a match to go too?” Jenny said glaring. “Oh yeah! My second match this should be great.” Anthony said smiling. “Oh Jay don’t forget your costumed headphones for commentary.” Jenny said handing me my headphones. “Thanks Jen. See you later.” I said walking out the door holding Anthony’s hand.

“Do you think I’ll win?” Anthony asked worried. “Anthony you already have a record of 2-0 so far against Sheamus. You are just 16-0 away from Undertakers Wrestlemania streak.” I said smiling. “Oh, gee, thanks Jamila.” He said. I gave him a kiss, “Do you feel worried now?” I asked smiling. “Nope! I’m ready to kick some ass now!” Anthony said getting ready to leave to go to the ring.  “To find this love of mine I’d walk through wind and fire Forever and always, These hollow hands reach out, For you to touch me now, Forever and always, Dead inside, My heart and soul flatlines, Put your mouth on mine, And bring me back to life ,Dead inside!” Me and Anthony came out waving to the fans and giving them high fives. I gave Anthony a hug and he went in the ring and I went to sit at the commentary table.

“Hey Jerry, Cole.” I said smiled a Jerry but glared at Jenny. “Why do I get the evil eye?” Cole asked. “Because you’re an asshole.” I said. “Damn Cole you’re always getting told by Jamila!” Jerry laughed. “You know Jerry you’re supposed to be my partner, not Jamila’s.” Cole explained. “Cole, Jamila is a better commentary partner then you.” Jerry said. “Guys, can we get back to the match?? Please?!” I shrugged. “Great idea Jamila.” Jerry said. Sheamus has the upper hand right now, and is getting ready to do the Celtic Cross on Anthony. But Anthony counters, which I must say brought a smile to my face. Anthony hits Sheamus with a clothesline! Anthony makes the pin. The ref stops at two, the match is still going. “Damn the show ends in like 2 minutes” I said to myself. “Come on Anthony!” I yelled. Anthony does another clothesline, Anthony pins Sheamus again. The ref does a 3 count, the bell has rung Anthony’s hand is raised for victory! “Okay guys, that’s my cue to go. Nice talking to you!” I said waving at Jerry and Cole. “Bye Jamila, thanks for coming.” Jerry said while Cole was waving.

I was almost to the ring when Sheamus got out the ring and grabbed the chair. I stopped him before he could do anything. Randy came out of the crowd and tapped Sheamus on the shoulder and gave Sheamus an RKO. I gave Randy a hug and told him thanks. He followed me to the ring and I held both Anthony and Randy’s arms high. We left to go backstage to catch up with everyone else. “You did great Anthony!” Jenny said. “Thank Aunt- I mean Jenny.” He laughed. “Yeah that’s what I though.” Jenny glared. “You know Jay I’m still mad that you left your shoe out for me to trip over.” Anthony said with his arm around me. “What about next time you watch where your going, then you wouldn’t be tripping over anything.” I smiled at him. “You guys can settle that at the hotel room. Now lets go, John, Nikie, and Cody are waiting for us at the hotel.” Jenny said. “Okay we’re coming.” Me and Anthony said.

Next blog coming soon! :D

My first match! But Yet Crap happends.....

~~~~~~Jenny’s POV~~~~~

“JOHN GET OVER HERE!” I yelled. "Dang Jenny, you really have to yell that loud?!" John said rubbing his ears. "Yes I do, so don't ignore me John. Now let's go we have to meet Cody and Jamila like right now!” I said pulling John’s arm. When I’m pulling on someone’s arm it’s like King Kong sitting on you; well not King Kong probably like Donkey Kong.

“Cody you are such a jerk you know, I don’t even know what Jenny sees in you!” Jamila rolled her eyes. “I’m a jerk?! How am I a jerk, you’re the one dating a rookie!” Cody yelled. “Hey hey hey! Knock it off! Why are you two fighting again?!” I asked.

~~~~~~~My POV~~~~~~

“Jenny, Cody came in Anthony’s room when I was sleeping and he started shaving his legs on the friggin’ table right in front of me! I said glaring at Cody. “Well I’m sorry Jamila; I have to stay “Dashing”!” Cody smirked. “No you need to stay incognito, that’s what you need to do.” Jenny started laughing. “Well you know it’s true.” I said laughing. “Yeah whatever Jamila, you annoy me so much.” Cody said glaring. “Your face annoys me, but I have to look at it every week.” I said. “ALRIGHT enough you two! Now stop your bitching, and help me find Anthony. Jenny said. “Wait why?? I thought he had off today?” I asked. “Oh my goodness don’t tell me you forgot about your mixed tag team match tonight?!” Jenny gasped. “Damn it I forgot about that. We have to get ready now?!” I asked. “YES! Now let’s go!” Jenny said pulling my arm. “OUCH! Stop pulling my arm.” I said laughing. “Oh shut up you wuss.” Jenny said speed walking.

“ANTHONY!” Jenny yelled. What is it yell people’s name day or something? Because I didn’t mark it on my calendar. “Aunty Blondie!” Anthony said walking towards us. “I told you not to call me that in public you idiot.” Jenny said glaring. “Oh yeah, I forgot. But anyways why are you pulling Jamila’s arm?” Anthony asked. “She forgot about her first match she has with you.” Jenny said looking at me. “Well, I didn’t forget, I lost track of time.” I shrugged. “Yeah in Jamila’s words, she forgot she had a match today.” Jenny translated. “Thank you, captain obvious.” I asked glaring. “Well Jay you gotta get ready you know.” Anthony said pointing at me. “You know it’s not nice to point hun.” I said walking to Anthony and giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Eww! Go get ready Jamila.” Jenny said disgusted. “Whatever!” I rolled my eyes.

Well I need to find something to wear. This is going to be hard this is my first match with Anthony and my first match in WWE, I don’t want to lose I will look like an idiot. I mean last week I stood up for Anthony and, I talked down Sheamus (Which felt really good I must say) which was weird he kept giving me weird looks; I was going to punch him. “Okay I’m ready!” I said opening up the door. “WOW!” Anthony said smiling. “You look like someone who just stepped out the Playboy mansion.” Jenny said. Well I had on shorts, a sparkly belt, one of those tops you wear during the summer that you tie in the front, and my awesome high tops sneakers. “How do I look like someone from the Playboy mansion?” I said laughing. “Don’t worry about it. Now let’s go before you miss your entrance.” Jenny said pushing me and Anthony.

“To find this love of mine I’d walk through wind and fire Forever and always, These hollow hands reach out, For you to touch me now, Forever and always, Dead inside, My heart and soul flatlines, Put your mouth on mine, And bring me back to life ,Dead inside!” My theme song started to play and the crowd started cheering before me and Anthony even came out to the ramp, Justin introduced us; “Please welcome the team of Jamila and Anthony!” . By the time we came out it was Anthony, Jenny and myself walking out and down the ramp slapping everyone hands, it was really fun. Jenny walked over to the commentary table; I just had to wave at Jerry. He’s so nice. I just glared at Cole; I don’t like him at all.

Then Justin introduced our opponents; “Please welcome their opponents…” “I come from money, I come from class, These ladies love me, For all my cash, Won't let nobody, Spoil my dream, 'Cause I’ve got money and I can do anything.” Ted Dibiase’s music started to play and Maryse looked like an idiot. “Please welcome the team of Ted Dibiase and Maryse!” The crowd was swarming with boo, and I was laughing.

Me and Anthony got in our corner so did Ted and Maryse. Maryse and I started.

~~~~~Jenny’s POV~~~~

“You see Cole, My cousin Jamila and my nephew Anthony knows what they are doing. Well mostly Anthony. But Jamila plays all the “Smackdown vs. Raw” games and she kicks my butt all the time. But I let her win.” I said laughing pointing fingers at Cole. “You know Jenny it’s not nice to point.” Cole shrugged. “Well Cole when it comes to nice you never fit the category.” Jerry said laughing. “I am nice! I gave all my fans a nickname; Cole-Miners.” He said with excitement. “Yeah um, can we get back to the match Cole- Failure?” I said cocking my head. “Yes, please.” Jerry begged. “Well Maryse is giving Jamila one hell of a beating don’t you think Jenny.” Don’t worry, Jamila know what she’s doing. She’s my cousin and fighting runs in the family.” I said. “Jamila made the tag! Anthony is fired up! Dibiase’s down! Into the cover, but Maryse stops the ref’s count. Here comes Jamila taking Maryse out the ring. Jamila and Maryse are going head to head outside the ring.” Cole said.  “Damn Cole you’re annoying.” I said rolling my eyes. “1…2…3! Jamila and Anthony pick up the win!” Cole shouted. “Well guys that’s my cue to go; nice talking to you guys again. Bye!” I said smiling. “I went into the ring and lifted Anthony and Jamila’s hands and we all bowed.

We left the ring and walked backstage. “You guys did great!” Jenny said hugging us. “Thanks! I hope Maryse got the ass whooping she deserved, no one flips their hair at me!” I said laughing. “Calm down baby girl.” Anthony said. “Okay fine.” I laughed. “Jamila you should go and wash up, you too Anthony. “Okay Jenny. I will catch up with you later.” I said walking with Anthony. “Different rooms you two!” Jenny yelled. “Yeah we will take a shower together.” Anthony laughed. I hit him in the chest. “Ouch!” Anthony said rubbing the spot I hit him. “That hurt you know.” He said. “Oops.” I said giggling.

After saying bye to Anthony I went into Jenny’s room and freshened up, it took me about 20 minutes no lie. After I was done I went into my suitcase and but on my pajamas and I hardly wear pajamas when I’m backstage but when it comes to Mondays and John isn’t wrestling I wear my pajamas. So I just waited till Anthony came. But I got a text message from John saying; “Jay don’t forget to take the pizza out the freezer, its tonight’s dinner. From: Cena.”  “Is there a reason why he puts from Cena? I don’t know John is really old fashion when it comes to texting. Where’s Anthony?” Yeah I know talking to myself is weird. *Knock Knock!* “Finally! Jeez Anthony you take forever!” I said walking to the door. But all of a sudden the door swarmed open and hit me in the face, I fell to the ground and I was getting kicked in my stomach. “Bon Jour, bitch.” A mystery voice said in my ear. “What the…” My eyes closed.

~~~~~~~Anthony POV~~~~~

“Jenny have you seen Jamila she’s not answering her phone.” I asked her. “This is like the time I was looking for Cody, good times.” Jenny said glazing to the roof. “Hey focus!” I snapped my fingers in her face. “Okay sorry, she’s probably in my room.” Jenny thought. “Well walk with me then.” I said laughing. “Ugh fine.” Jenny rolled her eyes.  Wow walking in the halls is very weird you can always feel some weird tension going on; you just don’t want to say anything.  “Where’s my keys… Oh never mind.” Jenny smirked. “Fail.” I said looking away. “Oh shut up.” Jenny rolled her eyes. “Jamila… Jay are you in here?” Jenny questioned. “Why is the room all trashed? OH MY GOODNESS! Jenny get the trainers! Jay get up!” I said shaking her. “Ouch Anthony I’m not a dead body you know, damn my head hurts.” Jamila said rubbing her head. “I’m sorry. Jay what happened?” I asked

~~~~My POV~~~~~~

“Someone jumped me when I answered the door. I thought you were at the door.” I said as Jenny walked in the room with the trainers. “Are you okay Jay?” One of the trainers asked. “Yeah I’m fine I just need an ice pack for my head.” I told him. “Jamila, who did this to you?!” Jenny asked. “I don’t know but I have to leave this room I can’t stay in here for the rest of the night.” I said getting up. “No, Jay you have to stay here you can’t leave.” Jenny said helping me on the couch. “You know Jamila we will catch the person who did this.” Anthony said sounding like Elliot from “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” “Thank you but don’t hurt yourself hun.” I said laughing while rubbing his back. “Come on everyone lets give Jamila some privacy.” Jenny said showing everyone the door. “Get better Jamila.” Anthony said kissing my forehead. “I will. Thank you.” I smiled.

~~~~~~~~15 minutes later~~~~~~~~~

“Hey Jamila are you feeling better?” Nikie said walking into the room with Randy. “Nikie, Randy? Where did you too come from?” I asked. “My mom’s…” I stopped Randy. “Alright Randy don’t need a picture of that.” I laughed. “Sorry. How are you feeling?” Randy asked. “I’m fine just my head hurts so does my ribs.” I explained. “Do you want anyway tacos?” Nikie asked. “YES!!” I said getting up from the couch. As you can see I have an obsession with tacos. Don’t judge me. “You and tacos Jamila it’s a funny combination.” Randy said. “Oh shut up.” I laughed. “Okay be back in a little while Jay.” Nikie said giving me a hug. “Okay Nikie. See you guys in a bit.” I said giving Randy a hug. Now that the room is quite I can finish watch “Jersey Shore.” Don’t judge me, I love Pauly D.

"JAMILA!!!" a mysterious voice yelled. “What the hell was that?” I said to myself. "Jamila, there is a lady and her name is Kristin and she is here to see you." Said the guard. "Wait Kristin with and "I" or an "E"? I had to ask. "With an "I"." he said. "Oh my goodness let her in!" I yelled "JAMILA!!" Kristin yelled hugging me. "KRISTIN! Oh my goodness how are you?!" I asked. "Well I'm good. I got a Wade Barrett fathead I always dreamed of and, I totally kicked ass in Kinect sports before I came here." She said laughing. “You still play the Kinect don’t you?” “Hell yeah I do! I am freaking beast when I play beach volleyball!” Kristin said laughing.

Kristin’s been my best friend since middle school! We were like two peas in a pod. We were with our other friends Kristen, Devin, Jay, Benjamin and Lauren. I miss Middle School. “WADE!” Kristin yelled. “Kirstin get over here!” I said. Do you remember when I came and I was with Jenny, and I saw Sheamus? Yup brings back so many memories. “Wade!” Kristin tackled Wade to the floor. “What the bloody hell?” Wade looked confused. “Sorry Wade, this is my friend Kristin.” I introduced them. “Wade guess what!? I have your British accent as my ringtone!” She said smiling. “Oh do you now? Well here is my number. I hope you like my incoming calls.” Wade said giving Kristin his phone. “Wow Wade that was corny.” I said laughing. “No Jamila that wasn’t corny that was hot!” Kristin said. “Alrighty then, I will be heading back to the room now…” I said walking back to Jenny’s room. “Ahhh peace and quiet!” I said to myself.

~~~~~Jenny’s POV~~~~~

“Who ever jumped Jamila is gonna get!” I said shaking my fist. “Calm down Jenny, it was probably Maryse.” John said “Yeah Sherlock Holmes just calm down, I think it was Maryse too, because like she mouthed to Jamila; “Pay Back is coming” so you defiantly know it’s her.” Anthony said. “You know when I see that French talking, low-life, trash bag of a girl I will make her life a living hell! Oh by the way John never swear on T.V. again, I don’t think you want to be fined $5,000.” I said so mad. “Don’t you have to call Cody?” John said raising his eyebrow. “No I already did a couple minutes ago.” I told him. All of a sudden Maryse and Ted we walking our way; the crazy person I am, I imagined her as a deer and that I just shot the deer right in the foot. Yeah that’s what hunting does to you. “AYO FRENCHY GET OVER HERE!” I yelled “Who Mio?” Maryse said. “Yeah you get your ass over here!” I yelled again. “What do you what?” Maryse shrugged. “You jumped my girlfriend in the locker room!” Anthony said. “Oh you mean the little tramp you left in the locker room all by herself? Oh yeah, I sure did a number on her.” Maryse snickered. Then I slapped her. “Bitch the next time you want to be a coward and jump my cousin in the locker room then you better watch your back, because I don’t play with bitches like you!” I said to Maryse when her head was down; feeling the effect of the slap I gave her. “Oh and tell your little pimp; if he has a problem with me then I’m ready to settle it in the ring.” Anthony said glaring and pointing at Ted. “Yeah! What they said!” John said, I just started to laugh.

~~~~~~~~~~Back in the locker room, My POV~~~~~~~~~

*Knock Knock* “For the last time Kristin I don’t have any pickles for Wade!” I said walking to the door getting ready to open it. “Kristin? Pickles? For Wade? Wow Jay you’ve lost it.” John said walking into the room. “Hardy Har Har." I said with a fake smile. “Um Jay where did you get those tacos?” Jenny asked pointing at the table. “Oh Nikie, and Randy bought me some tacos earlier when you weren’t here.” I said sitting on the couch. “Yeah well you guys wanna watch a movie because like today was like VERY interesting.” Jenny asked. “Yeah sure, how about The John Cena Experience Movie?” John said smiling big. “Yeah, how about we don’t. We can watch “Friday the 13th?" I asked. “Oh, nice one Jay. We have pizza in the toaster over there.” Jenny said. “Yes! Pizza!!!” Anthony yelled. “Now you know, you can’t start a movie without me, Wade, Kristin, Cody, and Nikie!” Randy said walking into the room. “Of course Randy you just had to pop out of nowhere.” I said laughing.

Now we are having a movie night. Me sitting with Anthony, Jenny with Cody, Nikie with John, Randy and… and… well I don’t know and Wade with Kristin. I don’t know where they came from but I guess they can stay in here but oh well.

See you guys next week!