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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Your on your own!! (WrestleMania 1 week away!) (Pt 11)

~~~~~ Charity POV ~~~~~
Waking up before everyone else is so good. I can make breakfast and eat first before everyone else! Haha suckers! But you know… I’m dating Randy and Randy; he’s all over the place when I cook. That tells you how good my cooking is. But anyways, last Monday Melissa and I had our, well I had my first match that was Melissa’s second match. I had my first match, and I was so mad that Cole interrupted us just because he wanted to the match to be over with. Well if he doesn’t like diva matches then he can go back in the locker room and kiss up with Jack Swagger for all I care. But thank goodness Jamila was there. Oh and Snooki. Snooki was amazing. I can feel that LayCool will be giving us the stink eye for the rest of the month or till Wrestlemania. But I heard that the ‘Mystery’ GM has a surprise for Jamila and Jenny. I hope they don’t get strip from their title. Well what are the odds of that happening? Wow I really need to stop making face expressions when I talk to myself. Tabby is looking at me strangely.
“Char what the hell are you doing?” Tabby laughed. “Making breakfast. What else will she be doing by the stove!?” Randy said. “Yes Tabby. I am making breakfast.” I laughed. “OH!! Lovely! I want scrambled eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and some orange juice.” Tabby smiled. “Uh... do I look like McDonalds to you Tabby??” I cocked my head. “No. I only wanted scrambled eggs and bacon. Jeff wants the other stuff.” She laughed. “Wow Jeff eats a lot.” Randy mumbled. Tabby smacked Randy in the arm. “You are such a mean brother…” Tabby glared. “Well I love you too Tabby.” Randy smiled. “Whatever.” Tabby turned away. “Where is Jeff anyway?” I asked. “Brushing his teeth and doing something with his hair.” Tabby shrugged. “Oh, well tell him to hurry up! Or I will eat his food.” I said. “I don’t think so.” Jeff said coming into the room. Still doing his hair. “Well I suggest you finish your hair before you come to this kitchen table.” I glared at him. “Jeez you’re not my mom! Stop it!!” Jeff smiled. “I raised 3 kids. I can ground you right now.” I laughed. “Char!” Tabby yelled. “Shhh Jammy is sleeping!” Shavelle said coming in the room with Dolph. “Dolph?? Where have you been?” Randy cocked his head. “In the bed with Velley.” He smirked. “TMI!!!!” We all yelled. Shavelle laughed. Then we heard a door open, we all hope and wished it wasn’t Jamila… or Jenny. They are very grumpy people.
“Is that my sister, cooking in the kitchen!?” John smiled. “Yes it is!!” I smiled. “What????” Nikie mumbled. “Oh back when we were little, Charity and I used to cook for everyone, then she started taking over the kitchen and I just backed off.” John laughed. “Oh I see. Wait John, you can’t cook.” Nikie thought. “Wha- Yes I can! You just haven’t seen me cook…” John uttered. “Oh god...” Everyone in the back said. “Shut up! I can cook! Charity tell them!” John yelled. “SHUT UP! JAMILA AND JENNY ARE SLEEPING! Do you want to be killed?!?” Shavelle whispered. “Why are you so concerned if those two wake up or not?” Tabby asked. “Well because A) Jammy doesn’t like to be waked up early. B) Jenny starts to throw pillows at people. Oh and Letter C) They both are diva’s tag team champions, do you really want them to be hurting us?!” Shavelle explained.
“Oh yeah… She slapped me once…” Randy pouted, “Wait!!! WHY!!!” I glared. “Because I called Anthony a rookie.” Randy shrugged. “Why does she get mad when people call him a rookie anyway?” Nikie thought. “Who knows? Let’s just all agree that we won’t call him a rookie. But someone gotta warn Cody. Little blemish boy always want to find a way to tick Jamila off…” Jeff said. “Wow Jeff. You said something intelligent.” Tabby smiled. “WHERE MY FOOD AT YO!?” Kat yelled coming into the living room with Patrick. “Man what the hell!” John yelled. “Oh my goodness… Jammy texted me.” Everyone BUT Kat and Patrick froze. “So, Jay texted you. What’s the big deal?” Kat shrugged. “She can kill you!” Shavelle said in a funny voice.
“You know what Kat… I will just the read the text message. Asshole…” Shavelle mumbled. Kat shot Shavelle with an evil glare. “Velly can you get Nikie in here, please?” Shavelle said. “Why didn’t she just text you?” I wondered. “Cuz I left my phone at home.” Nikie chuckled. “Well nice going, smartass.” Kat laughed. “Kat, can you at least be, you know…. Nice!?” Patrick asked. We all looked at Patrick. “Dude she doesn’t know how too!” Tabby explained. “Exactly!” Kat said. “Well you should be thankful. You almost ate drugged brownies.” Patrick smiled. “You were gonna eat them…” Kat mumbled. “You know what I’m gonna leave. And talk to Jay.” Nikie smirked getting up. “You better wipe that smirk off your face!” Kat yelled. “Katherine! Hush up!” I said. “MY NAME IS KATRINA DAMMIT! KA-TREE-NA!” Kat glared.

~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
“Hey Jay, where’s Anthony?” Nikie asked. “Taking a shower, if you haven’t noticed, the shower is running.” I laughed. “Well I am sorry!” Nikie laughed. “It’s okay. But like for real right now. What were you talking about when you mentioned Tyson in your text last night?” I asked. “Come on Jay, Tyson is all over you. Jenny’s been trying to keep you away from him.” Nikie explained. “Really?” I cocked my head. I never knew Jenny wanted me away from Tyson for this long. “Yeah, really. See Tyson is probably already planning something you know.” Nikie shrugged. “Sh-sh, the shower is off. You know what I will talk to you and Jenny about this when we get to the arena. I’ll talk to you then.” I said giving Nikie a hug. “Okay, don’t do anything stupid Jay.” Nikie laughed.  Oh she knows me too well. Just as Nikie was leaving the room, Anthony came out… in his towel. Yeah typical Anthony, to show off his body. But who’s complaining right. Yeah but I don’t like it when Jenny calls Anthony short… it’s not nice. Even though Jenny is like 5 something, she makes fun of me too! Like come on! I’m a nice person! Well you know… sometimes.
“Hey, baby girl was someone in here? Because I know you didn’t leave the room.” Anthony smirked. “How’d you know I never left the room?” I gasped. “Because your phone is still on the charger. And you usually unplug your phone when you leave the room.” Anthony explained. Wow, I can’t believe he actually knows that. “Well that’s true.” I laughed. “Jenny’s here!” Jenny said coming in the room… without Cody?!? “Where’s broke face Cody?” I asked. “Well CODY,” Enthuses on the Cody. “He’s not here. He’s at the doctors checking on his nose. I just wish he would get rid of that mask.” Jenny pouted. “Yeah he looks like a major tool with that mask on.” Anthony mumbled putting on his shirt. “Sweetie be nice.” I laughed. “Yeah sweetie be nice!” Jenny mocked me. I glared at her. “I heard the ‘Mystery’ GM has a surprise for us.” I uttered. “I wonder if we get to face, OMG what if we face Beth Phoenix and Natalya?!” Jenny smiled. “Whoa why? I don’t want to be Glam-Slammed by Beth!” I gasped. “Oh Jay, I don’t she will be that mean.” Anthony thought. “Um do you remember the day when Jenny and I were #1 contenders for the tag team belts?!” I shook my head. “Oh yeah, that was… Wow.” Anthony shrugged. “Come on Jay! I am a heel now! Well somewhat.” Jenny said. “Well you know Jenny you can be heel and I can be face, then you know, probably after Wrestlemania, we can both be heel.” I thought. “I don’t know I’ll think about it.” Jenny laughed. Anthony shook his head. “AYO! It’s time to go!” Kat is so damn loud. “Yeah! Cabs are here!” Patrick said. We all just looked at him then laughed.

~~~~~ At the Arena 8:00 ~~~~~
Once we got to the arena, everyone left to go somewhere else. But it was Me, Kat, Patrick, Shavelle, Jenny and Tabby. Charity was with Randy in Randy’s tour bus… doing I hope nothing gross. Jeff left to go see Matt. Heather was home sick UGH! Why does she have to be home sick?! I need my Boo Boo with me!! I might call her when I get a chance too. Melissa was next door with Edge, probably watching an old PPV with Edge in it. Anthony’s downstairs in the gym with John.
“Ohhh Jammmyyy!!!!” Shavelle singed. “What?” I asked. “Tabby and I have a present for you!” She smiled. I raised my eyebrow. I just hope it wasn’t illegal. Come on! It’s Shavelle. She took someone’s motorcycle when we were racing to the beach. “What is it!!??” I smiled big. “Damn Jay close your mouth.” Jenny laughed. I glared. “Here you go!” Tabby yelled handing me a present. I opened it. And it was a Patrick Sharp jersey. Kat went bug eyes. “WHAT THE HELL!? Where’s mine?!” Kat growled. “I gave you one! Remember?!?” Patrick uttered. “Oh yeah… I knew that, but it wouldn’t hurt to have a Sharpie jersey, you know. Just saying.” Kat shrugged. “Aww thanks guys!” I hugged Shavelle and Tabby. “Oh you’re welcome. You know, I never knew you liked hockey.” Tabby thought. “Well you know. I have this crazy LOUD friend.” I looked at Kat. She stuck her tongue out at me. “Jenny, Jamila. You two are on in 20 minutes.” The stage guy said. “Oh schmid! I forgot! Jammy, I’m about to kidnap you.” Kat smiled. “You know… that’s illegal.” I laughed. “Kat hurry up and show her! We gotta leave in like 15 minutes now!” Jenny yelled. “Well someone is in a bitchy mood today.” Tabby mumbled. Jenny shot her with a glare. “DEATH GLARE!!!” Shavelle yelled. We all laughed then Kat yanked me out the room. “OUCH! Dammit a simple ‘Let’s go’ wouldn’t hurt you know!” I rolled my eyes. “I don’t care.” Kat laughed.
Well Kat and Patrick were pushing me to the gym area and it’s really hurting my backside. “You know Kat, the last time this happened; I told you I had a surprise for you. I think you’re really kidnapping me.” I gasped. “Girl no one is kidnapping you well we gotta hurry up. You have like 5 minutes before Jenny starts hunting you down.” Kat laughed. “Yeah so let’s speed this up. I don’t think, this person, would like us waiting.” Patrick winked at Kat. “Dude Anthony doesn’t c- OMG!!!!! SHARPIE!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled running passed Anthony and giving Sharp a hug. I can feel Anthony giving me the ‘what the hell’ but you know. It’s whatever. But after Sharp and I finished talking Kat gave me the let’s go signal. So I ran out the room saying bye to Anthony and waving at Sharp. I ran up to the curtain and Jenny was standing there tapping her foot. But you know she’ll get over it. “Are you ready now!?” Jenny rolled her eyes. “Yes.” I smiled. Jenny rolled her eyes.
‘GO, GO, GO, GO INSANE, GO INSANE THROW SOME GLITTER, MAKE IT RAIN ON 'EM LET ME SEE THEM HANDS, LET ME, LET ME SEE THEM HANDS’ Our theme song started playing and let’s just say… we are getting mixed emotions. I blame Jenny. We got into the ring we got the microphones from one of the camera men. Jenny started and the audience started booing her. I just shook my head. “NOW! You crazy people, left the 1 week away from Wrestlemania and we are facing the Bella Twins.” Then, the crowd starting cheering. “You know Jenny; I think Wrestlemania 27 is going to be fun. We have The Rock hosting, John vs. Miz, Snooks Trish and Morrison vs. Lay-Fool and Dolph Ziggler. I don’t want to list the rest because I am lazy and tired.” I laughed. I waved at Shavelle and Tabby. I never knew they were on commentary tonight. Then the unthinkable happened. And no I’m not talking about Michael Cole. The lights blinked and the stupid ding sound went off. I just dropped my head.
“If I may-“I stopped Cole. “No Cole stay in your little ‘Cole-mine’ and let Tabby read the e-mail.” I smiled giving Tabby a thumbs up. “Hello!” Tabby yelled. “Now, Oh jeez… Jamz do you have your shovel?” Tabby asked. “Why?” I gasped. “Because the GM says, and I quote, ‘Jamila and Jenny, you cousins walk around like you two are the perfect champions. But guess what, it has to come to an end!” Tabby shrugged. Jenny and I were confused. “When I mean by end, I mean that you two need to stop teaming with each other, when means your opponets at Wrestlemania will now be your tag team partners. So that means Jamila with Nikie Bella and Jenny with Bre Bella.” Tabby said. Then Shavelle got up and started grunting. “Jamz, Jen, don’t worry you got those two! If they try twin magic, I’ll stop them.” Shavelle laughed. Then the stupid GM made another announcement, Tabby started reading. “I forgot to mention, if anyone interferes, they will be fired! Also, Jenny and Jamila, if you two try something stupid during your match you WILL and I mean WILL be STRIPED from your titles.” Tabby frowned, and then sat back down. “Well! Isn’t that great.” I rolled my eyes. “One week from Wrestlemania and we HAVE to be tag team partners with The Bella Twins…” Jenny growled. “I know! I wanted to see Velley work her Hawaiian magic.” I laughed. Shavelle hid her face. But just then the unexpected happens.
‘OH WRITTEN IN THE STARS, A MILLION MILES AWAY. SEASONS COME AND GO, BUT I WILL NEVER CHANGE, CAUSE I’M ON MY WAY.’ “Oh well hello Charity and Melissa.” Jenny smiled. “Hey girls. You really think you two were gonna have a match without us being here?! Oh no that’s not gonna happen.” Charity smiled. “You think we will kill each other or something?!” I shrugged. “Yes. That’s why we came out here.” Melissa laughed. “NOW! Bring out The Bella freaks and start this match!” Charity said. Oh Char and Lissa, the stuff they come up together. Just then the Bella’s come on, me and Jenny did our handshake, and then went to our SEPARATE corners. Nikie came to my side, and Bre went to Jenny’s corner. And you know, we just had to get the Bella’s starting the match.

~~~~~ Tabetha (Tabby) POV ~~~~~
“You guys! I read the email!!” I shrilled. Everyone glared at me. “Yes Tabby, we heard you. No need to glop!” Shavelle laughed. “Really?! I was too busy making out with Randy to understand what the hell was going on.” Charity laughed. I glared at her. “You know me and Jeff been going out for a while now and you don’t see us making out!” I shouted. “CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?” Cole yelled. Shavelle got up and went over the Cole’s box, and then the security guards stopped her. But you know Velley already, she kicked the guys in their balls, and opened Cole’s cage from the inside. YES! From the INSIDE. This is why you don’t have wholes in your box Cole. Then Shavelle started slapping Cole around. It was funny, and then she came out, sat down and acted like nothing ever happened. “Did you have fun?” Melissa laughed. “Yes, yes the hell I did! Jammy told me, ‘When Cole acts like a douche bag, ALWAYS take force.’” She said. “Oh whatever are we gonna do about Miss. Thang over there in the ring.” Charity laughed. “WHOA! It’s Jenny and Jamila, face to face!” I yelled. All four of us stood up too see what was going on. Jenny and Jamila didn’t want to hit each other but you know, Jamila threw the first punch, after that they went back and forth. Jamila did her finisher, ref made the count. Jenny kicked out at two. Then Jenny did her finisher, after that, Jenny pinned, and got the three count. “Your winners; Jenny and Bre Bella!” We all just stood there, we can tell the Jamila was mad, but she held that shit in! Then Jamila got up, went over to Jenny, they stood face to face again, then Jenny shook her head at Jamila then mouthed ‘Weak’ then left the ring. “Oh crap, World War 3 is about to take place backstage. We better go guys.” Shavelle suggested. And yeah, we sure as hell RAN backstage.

~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
“What the hell is your problem Jenny!?” I shouted. “Dude you were weak just admit it.” Jenny shrugged. “What?! No I’m not! You had your freaking training with Randy and John! I had to go to FCW to do my shit!” I was so heated. “Jay, let’s just face it, I’m the strongest on the team!” Jenny yelled. “Oh my goodness! Jenny I made the freaking pin when we GOT the titles!” I shoved her. “I know you did NOT just push me!?” Jenny pushed me back. “Bitch I fucking shoved you.” I rolled me eyes. “This is pushing.” I pushed her on the ground and we started fighting right there. Then Shavelle, Tabby, Charity, Kat, Melissa, Randy, Nikie, Patrick, Anthony, and Sharp came to pull us away from each other. “Get the hell off of me!” Jenny yelled. “It’s your fault! Calling me weak?! Come on! I stood up for you when we were younger!” I shouted. “We were 10 you stupid idiot!” Jenny shouted back. “Calm your asses down!” Kat yelled. “Why are they fighting?!” Anthony thought. “Cause Jenny called Jammy weak.” Melissa frowned. “She knows I’m not weak! She’s just a horrible cousin!” I shouted. “Oh come on Jay! You were the one started the fights and everything! And plus you can never take me on!” Jenny uttered. “I wish you were NEVER my cousin!” I yelled on the top of my lungs. Then everyone stopped, I yanked my arms away from Tabby, Melissa, Sharp, Charity, and Anthony, then just walked away from everyone, dropping my tag team belt on the floor. “J-“Jenny stopped, she couldn’t finish her sentence. “Oh by the way, Jennifer, good luck at Wrestlemania, on your own!” I couldn’t bear to even look at her. Calling me weak!? Who the hell she think she is?! I walked into the locker room, I immediately called Heather. My hands were shaking so bad.
Hello!” Heather yelled.
“Hey Boo Boo.” My heart was racing so I couldn't hardly talk.
What’s wrong Boo?!” I can tell Heather’s mouth was dropped.
“Me and Jenny, we just had a fight, like not the ones we usually have. It was like horrible” I pouted.
“What happened!?” Heather asked.
“Jenny called me weak after our match, JUST because she pinned me!” I shouted.
“Hey no shouting on the phone. And oh yeah, I saw that! But damn, why call you weak?!” Heather was shocked.
That’s what I said! I called her a horrible cousin, and said good luck at Wrestlemania, on your own.” I explained.
“Whoa, whoa, why’d you say that!? You can’t just ditch your own partner, no let me rephrase that, you can’t just ditch your own cousin, your FAMILY, like that. Boo Boo you know better.” Heather was mad now. Then Kat walked in the room with Kane and Sharp.
“I gotta go. Talk to you when I get in the hotel.” I said
Okay Boo Boo. Don’t do anything stupid.” Heather said then hanged up the phone. “I’ll try not.” I mumbled. “Jay! What the hell was that all about?!” Kat gasped. “I know you saw what just happened right?!” I cocked my head. “Yeah but, Jay, Jenny is crying.” Sharpie said. “Does it look like I give a fuck?! She called me weak!” I stood up and threw my shoe at the picture of me and Jenny. “Yeah but, damn… you didn’t have to say she was a horrible cousin.” Kane thought. “Yes I did. She’s been like this since we got our championship belts. Like in our entrance, she takes her time walking down the freaking ramp, and I’m already in the ring. On commentary, she just sits there and only talks when it’s about her, and MOSTLY when we do matches, she ALWAYS takes up the friggin match! Now do you want me to spell it out for you!? Cause Jenny is freaking selfish! Ever since we were fucking 4 years old.” I rolled my eyes. “Jay, I may not now a lot about Jenny but don’t you think your taking it a little bit too far when you’re ditching her at Wrestlemania? In a freaking Ladders match?!!” Kat exclaimed. “If she can fight Layla on her own, I think she can handle the Bella’s on her own.” I said packing my stuff, getting ready to leave. Then Jenny and Nikie walked into the room. “I need a drink.” I rolled my eyes at Jenny leaving the room. “Jay wait…” she grabbed my hand. I yanked it from her. Then slamming the door on my way out.

~~~~~ Jenny POV ~~~~~
“Look I didn’t mean to call her weak, but it’s not my fault she just is!” I shrugged my shoulders. “You know, you are really on your own at WrestleMania right now right?” Nikie said. “Yeah I know. Son of a bitch, who broke this picture!?” I frowned. “Jay.” Kat, Patrick and Sharp all said. “Wow, she’s really pissed. I never seen her this mad before.” I pouted then my phone vibrated, it was Cody, he was calling me.
“Hey hun.” I pouted still.
“I heard what happened between you and Jamila. Are you two splitting up?” Cody thought.
“I don’t know. I hope not. Because we are suppose to be going to an Eminem concert tomorrow.” Everyone in the room went bug eyes. “Man what the hell?! I wanna go!” Kat shouted. “Child I am on the phone. Don’t be yelling.” I pointed.
I thought we were going?!” Cody pouted.
“Yeah I know, but I wanted to go with Jay. We haven’t hanged out in a while. And now since she’s mad at me I guess that concert will be a no show.” I shrugged.
Okay babe, please be careful. I don’t want Jay messing up your nose.” I can feel Cody glaring at the wall or something.
“I will.” I chuckled.
Okay, I love you! Miss you the most!” Cody smiled.
Love you too. Miss you too.” I smiled then hanged up the phone. “You two gotta work this out.” Nikie suggested. “Ya think?!” I cocked my head. “Where’s Anthony?” Kat thought, he went back to the gym when Jay split.” Sharp said. “Wow that’s a nice boyfriend…” Nikie rolled her eyes. “He is a jerk you know…” Sharp said. We all looked at him. “What the h- okay never mind. I’m gonna go pack my stuff.” I pouted. “I will talk to Jamila then.” Sharp said getting up and heading towards the door. “Be safe dude. Your knee is already busted it.” Kane laughed. Kat smacked the back of his head. “Sorry.” Kane smirked.


~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
“Yeah Tabby I know! It pisses me off. I gotta go; I’ll see you at the others at the hotel. Okay, alright. OKAY TABBY!” I said then hanged up the phone. “Who’s Tabby?” Sharp asked being all nosy. “Randy’s sister.” I laughed. “Jay, you know you gotta work things out with Jenny. I don’t want to see her humiliated at Wrestlemania.” Sharp thought. “Like I said, I don’t care. Oh my goodness where’s Anthony?!” I pouted. “Oh he’s in the gym.” Sharp. “Wow, he’s in the gym, when Jenny and I are up here, fighting. The hell is up with that?!” I raised my eyebrow. “Well at least you have me!” He smiled. “Haha you are such a dork.” I laughed. “Jay, Patrick, we are about to leave. I already warned Anthony.” Nikie said. I didn’t pay attention I was to busy with Sharpie. “We better go.” Sharpie smiled. “Nice going Nikie! You ruined the moment!” I stuck my tongue at her. “Well love you too Jay.” She smiled. “Come on let’s go.” Sharpie smiled. “Wait!! Where’s my hug.” I winked. “Aww, Jammy wants a hug.” He teased. “Here you go.” He smiled. I saw Anthony, but I didn’t care. If he had helped me with this situation then it will be him I’m hugging. Not Sharpie.
We all went to the limo, it was quiet thought, Jenny was listening to music, Kat and Kane was watching old hockey matches…again, John and Nikie were poking each other, last but not least, Sharpie and I were reading a book on his iPod Touch, my head was on his shoulder. I can sense Anthony getting frustrated. Oh well. After about an hour of driving back to the hotel we all took the elevator upstairs and I went to Heather’s room because I wanted to talk to her before I went to bed. Tabby, Jeff, Charity, Randy, Melissa, Edge, John, Nikie, Shavelle, Dolph, Kat, Patrick, Jenny, Cody, and Anthony all went to bed. Sharp was on the couch watching T.V so you know, what the hay, I’ll watch T.V with him. He looks kinda bored anyway. We watched Ghost Adventures for about 2 hours then watched hockey. We fell asleep on the couch.




The End! (=

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

GTW!! Gym, Tan, Wrestle!!! (RTWM Continues!) (Pt 10)

Kat!!! Wake up!!!” I hit send. I tried not to wake Anthony up. Even though he’s a heavy sleeper. But Kat better be up or I will just bother Jenny, Heather, John, Melissa, Charity, Shavelle or Tabby. And they aren’t morning people AT ALL! Neither is Kat. But I wanted to bother her anyway.
WHAT?!?!? OMG is it about Snooki coming to RAW tonight?! Yes I know AWESOME RIGHT?! But what if she bought Pauly D and Vinny with her?!” Wow this chick is like SO off topic… but hell, Snooks coming to RAW?! Me and Heather can finally meet one half of team meatballs!
UGH! No Kat! But yes that seems fun :D. But no serious note lol; Anthony wants me to meet his parents D:.” I hit send. I think I turned my phone back on sound because when Kat texted me back, ‘No Hands’ started playing and Anthony woke up. Damn it. “Morning baby girl.” He smiled. “Ew! Morning breath! Hah just kidding morning sweetie.” I kissed his forehead. Then I got a text from Kat.
DUDE!! Good luck! Make sure you don’t act stupid! ;D Lol just kidding! Just have fun!”  Oh Kat, always have something random to come up with. “Who you texting?” Anthony asked. “Kat. I needed help with this whole me meeting your parents.” I said nervous. “Oh Jay if you don’t want to meet them I understand.” Anthony sighed. “No, no I want to meet your parents. I just don’t want to say something stupid, and then they will get mad at me.” I pouted. “Now baby girl, what are the odds of that happening?” He asked. “I don’t know but I just don’t want to say something wrong.” I frowned. “Oh come here.” He gave me a hug then Jenny and Cody RUDELY interrupted. “Jenny’s here! Stop whatever your doing!” She shouted. “That’s not nice!” I laughed. “You did it to me the last time. I can do it to you!” Jenny glared. “Uh, Jenny we are in the middle of a conversation, can you come back like in a couple minutes?!” Anthony uttered.  “Oh you told Anthony about the tattoo?” I was so pissed Cody said that. I hope Cody knows he just signed his own death wish. “What tattoo?” Anthony asked. You can tell he’s kinda mad, not a lot, just a little mad.
“Uh… A tattoo of an old friend/ boyfriend…” I bit my lip. “Let me guess his name is David?” Anthony asked again. “Yah.” I pouted. “It’s okay, I had a tattoo of my ex, and then I removed it. Where’s it at?” Anthony questioned. “EW Anthony, why you gotta ask a question like that?!” Jenny growled. “No it’s fine. It’s on my lower back. All it says is David’s bestie. That’s all. Please don’t be mad.” I frowned. “I’m not mad stop freaking out.” Anthony laughed. I sighed in relief. “Now Cody I think we should leave before Jay kills you.” Jenny ordered. “No she won’t she loves me like a brother!” Cody smiled. I gave him a death glared. “Okay Jenny, I like your idea better.” Cody left the room and there was a dead silence then I got a text message from Kat. But Anthony shook his head no because he doesn’t want me to reply back. All Anthony did was just kissed me on the cheek told me he loves me then he got ready. He wanted me to stay in the bed. I don’t know why though.

~~~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~~~
ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN GOOD BUT NOW. OH OH OH THINKING WHAT THE HELL! “Anthony! Jenny’s calling, can I answer it?” I laughed. “Yes, Mrs. Smarty pants.” He smiled.
“Jay! Is Anthony mad?” Jenny asked right away
“Naw, he’s fine. I’m like the view though.” I winked at Anthony.
“What view? Girl we ain’t go no… Oh dude ew!” Jenny yelled.
“I’m just kidding! But anyways, where are you? The living is like really quiet.” I asked
“At Wal-Mart, looking for a new laptop charger. Jay I can’t believe they are selling these things for 70 dollars!” Jenny said.
“Dude they have coupons you know.” I suggested.
“Uh no! Remember we don’t use coupons. Do you ever listen to the conversations we have at dinner, when we were younger?” Jenny sighed.
“Nah I was liking the tacos uncle made.” I laughed. “I gotta go I will text you later.”
“Okay. Bye Jay! Bye Dorkface!” Jenny yelled then hanged up the phone.
“What did Jenny want?” Anthony asked. “Nothing. She’s at Wal-Mart getting a new laptop charger.” I replied. “Oh okay, typical Jenny. You hungry?” He wondered. “Yeah, I haven’t ate since I got up. You just had to wake up!” I laughed getting up from the bed. When we entered the living room, Shavelle and Tabby are arguing about candy, Charity and Randy making out on the couch, nothing new, Heather and Wade on the computer. I never knew Wade even came home… Jeff and Dolph are enjoying the argument with Shavelle and Tabby. Melissa and Edge flirting with each other like a married couple, Kat and Patrick looking at hockey photos, oh, John and Nikie are watching T.V. WAIT! Nikie’s here!? “Nikie!!!” I yelled running up to her giving her a hug. “Hey Jay!” She yelled back. “Are you feeling better?” I asked. “Yeah, John gave me some soup and some medicine. He took good care of me.” She winked at John. John blushed. “Coffee or tea Jay?” Anthony asked. “Tea please.” I smiled.
“Oh are you and Anthony still fighting?” Nikie whispered. “No! Thank goodness!” I said. Anthony handed me my tea. “Hey uh, Anthony sweetie, can I talk to you?” Charity asked. Anthony looked at me, I shook my head yes. “Yeah sure.” Anthony said getting up and walking out to the balcony with Charity. “What’s that all about?” Nikie smirked. I hit her arm and she glared at me.

~~~~~ Charity POV ~~~~~
“What’s up?” Anthony asked. “Jay’s meeting your parents huh?” I smiled. “Yeah, I know it’s odd, because we been fighting for a while but I’m glad we settled or differences. “ Anthony chuckled. “So you two are good now?” I was shocked. Even though after Randy’s match last week I we left because he didn’t want to stay we wanted to be alone. “Hello? Earth to Char!” Anthony said waving his hands in my face. “Oh sorry, I was daydreaming.” I said. “About Randy?” He chuckled. “Get out of my head.” I laughed. “Your not gonna put Jammy in a tough spot are you?” I asked, getting serious. “Wha-No! Why would I? I’m not gonna be a horrible boyfriend to her.” Anthony pouted. “Just making sure. Just think of me as… Your guardian angel.” I smiled. “You’re not my guardian.” He raised his eyebrow. “Guys we gotta leave soon.” Melissa said opening the door. “Okay Melissa, we’ll be there soon.” I replied. “Oh and Anthony guardian angel mean, I’m gonna be helping you down the line. Because Jenny is getting annoyed.” I laughed. “Well that’s not nice.” He frowned. “Oh get inside.” I hugged him and we went back inside and saw Jammy, Kat, and Heather dancing, dancing to ‘No Hands’ and they look like drunken idiots.

~~~~~ 8 Hours later My POV ~~~~~
“WE GET TO MEET SNOOKI!!!!!!” Heather, Kat and myself shouted down the hall. We got strange looks but I got the strange look because, one of them was Tyson Kidd. I kept walking not trying to acknowledge him. He starting following me a little bit but I didn’t care. He’s not going to ruin my moment while meeting Snooki. “I hope I don’t faint when I see Snooki!” Kat jumped. “Hey Katherine, chill. You can’t do that when you see a celebrity.” I laughed. “You dumbass my name ain’t Katherine…” Kat glared. “Duh Jay, its Katrina. Where the hell you been?!” Heather gasped. “With Anthony.” I smirked. “Well that’s true.” Kat mumbled. “Shut your face Kat!” I yelled. “Make me!” Kat ordered! “Come at me bruuh!” I said. “Oh Jamila, you don’t want me coming at you.” Kat smiled. “Okay then! So just stay over there.” I glared. “You two are embarrassing…” Heather did a face palm. “Hey look its Snooki!!” Heather shouted. I think Snooki was startled. I wasn’t sure.
“Hey Snooki!” Kat jumped. “Well hello girls, who are you?” Snooki asked. Well we felt stupid, she doesn’t even know who we are. “I’m Jamila, this is Katrina, but she goes by Kat, and this is Heather.” I introduced us all. “Well nice to meet you guys.” She smiled. “We heard your going to be out in the ring with Trish Stratus.” Heather wondered. “Yup! That’s my home girl!” Snooki laughed. “Did you bring Pauly D?” I asked. “Or Vinny?!” Kat asked as well. “Unfortunately no. I wish though! I wanted to have T-shirt Time.” Snooki laughed. “Wait isn’t there one more of you guys? I’m used to seeing four.” Snooki gasped. “Yeah there’s actually there’s 8 girls. Jenny is like the main one. She’s my cousin.” I explained. “Is she the tall, blonde country chick?” Snooki asked. “Yes.” We all said. “She’s a fighter. I wish to meet her.” Snooki pouted. “She’s here. But she’s with Cody.” I glared. “Who’s Cody?” Snooki asked. “’Dashing’ Cody Rhodes.” Heather said with air quotes. “Speaking of Jenny here she is, with blue and pink wrestling gear on… where she’s not even wrestling. Jenny what are you wearing?” I sighed. “Clothes.” Jenny said. “Haha very funny. Jenny this is Snooki, Snooki this is my cousin Jenny.” I said.
“I am so happy I finally get to meet you!!” Snooki jumped. Heather, Kat and I gave each other the ‘what the hell’ face. “I’m glad to finally meet you too! Jay, Heather and Kat all told me that ‘Jersey Shore’ is a good show. I always wanted to watch it. But I think it’s kind of too city though but I still want to watch it!” Jenny jumped. “You know… it’s true. She really can’t handle city stuff.” I mumbled. Everyone glared at me. “What? Just saying.” I said. “Guys I gotta go! Patrick needs me.” Kat jumped. I think she had too much sugar or something she kept jumping and it’s starting to scare me. “I’ll go with you.” Heather said. “Bye!” I said, even though Snooki and Jenny couldn’t hear us. “Ms. Nicole, Jenny, Jamila. You guys are needed by the curtain. Same with Melissa and Charity as well.” The stage crew guy said. “I’ll get them.” I said to him. “Thanks.” Then he walked away. I got my phone out and called Charity, because she’s always with Melissa so no point on calling Melissa.
Hello?” Charity answered
“Yeah you and Lissa need to get your booties over here like NOW! Your match is about to start, but Snooki has to do her promo. Me and Jen are gonna go out to the commentator table before the show starts.” I said.
You said like 3 or 4 things in one sentence. And yes we will be there! Oh by the way, Anthony’s parents are here.” My heart stopped when she told me that.
“Uh… yeah… I’ll see you l-later.” I hanged up the phone. “Jay? You okay? You look like you saw a ghost.” Jenny asked concerned. “No I’m fine. Come on let’s go.” I walked putting my phone in my back pocket. Jenny and I had to run down the commentator table before the show came back on the air, Snooki did her promo, which I must say, was really good. LayCool comes out and do there little runway walk (ugh). Finally! The team I’ve trained is finally here!
‘OH WRITTEN IN THE STARS A MILLION MILES, AWAY A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN, SEASONS COME AND GO, BUT I WILL CHANGE.’ “Please welcome their opponets, the team of Charity and Melissa, The Beautiful Slores!!” Poor Justin, he had to say slores on national television. Jenny, Snook and I, we are sitting ringside looking fresh to death, and Layla is like giving Jenny the stink eye, but I told Jenny to calm her coconuts before she does something she might regret. Then the rudest thing happened during the tag team match.
“Can you please hurry this up! This is so boring! I have a ceremony to put on for King and I need this match over with already!” Cole said from inside his ‘Cole miner cage’. I had enough of him interrupting DIVA matches. So you know the crazy Jammy I am, I stood up for every diva. Except LayCool, I just don’t like them. “Listen Cole, you have been running your mouth during diva matches and I’ve have ENOUGH! Its women appreciation month and you’re talking mad trash inside your little box! Um security I think you should move before you end up missing your balls.” I demanded. And they moved. “Wait where you going?! Your suppose to protect me!” Cole shouted. I slapped Cole and got into his box and slammed his head on the table then yelled shut up to him. “NOW! If you’ll excuse me, I have to finish watch my two besties in the ring kick butt. Will you keep your mouth shut Cole?!” I asked. He shook his head yes. “Good.” I said getting out the box and sitting back in the chair. Snooki and Jenny gave me the thumbs up and said to me Good job.
“1…2…3…! Ring the bell!” The ref shouted. “And your winners, Charity and Melissa!” Justin shouted in the mic. Jenny and I decided not to go in the ring to celebrate with them, we wanted to let them have a good time.

~~~~~ Back Stage ~~~~~
“I will see you guys at the hotel. I gotta meet Anthony’s parents.” I bit my lip. “Oh Jay don’t be nervous.” Jenny said. “Yeah just act your self. Oh wait no don’t do that.” Cody teased. We all glared at him. “Anyway, Jammy, trust me I had a talk with Anthony, everything will be fine.” Charity smiled. “Just don’t mention the tattoo.” Melissa said. “How’d you… Never mind. Thanks guys see you later.” I smiled  walking away. “Bye Jay!” They all shouted. I walked down the hallways, and once again Tyson Kidd appears out of nowhere. But I’m not stopping to talk to him. I have better things to do, then talk to a dude with the worst haircut ever! I’ve been walking for like 5 minutes and I couldn’t find Anthony anywhere! I was freaking out. I don’t know why thought I was just freaking out. Then I got a text from Anthony.
If your lost (Which you probably are) we are in the catering room <3 ;)” Jerk. I chuckled to myself. I went to the catering room and yep, to my surprise I saw Anthony, and his parents. “Hello.” I smiled extending my hand for a handshake. “Oh well hello. You must be Jamila. Anthony has been talking about you for a long time.” Mrs. Odom said. “Mom, don’t embarrass her.” Anthony laughed. “No it’s fine.” I smiled. “Well son, your dating a champion. No you’re dating a TAG team champion!” Mr. Odom said. I blushed. “Dad she’s been holing that championship since February.” Anthony smirked. “January to be exacted.” I laughed. “Wow Anthony I like her.” Mrs. Odom said. “Thanks.” I smiled. “Okay well mom, dad, Jamila and I need to head back to the hotel.” Anthony uttered. “Oh okay, athlete stuff.” Mrs. Odom mumbled. I chuckled a little bit. “Nice meeting you guys.” I said giving Anthony’s parents a hug. “Nice meeting you too, dear.” Mr. and Mrs. Odom said. Anthony and I left the room. “See I told you, everything was going to be okay.” Anthony kissed my cheek. “ I know.” I said giving him a hug. There was a cab waiting for us outside.

~~~~~ At the hotel 45 minutes later~~~~~
We arrived at the hotel and everyone was asleep except Dolph and Shavelle. I wanted to ask why they were up, but Shavelle was concentrating on Zac Bagans from the show Ghost Adventures. I love that show. I put my pj’s on and Anthony, well he just hopped into bed. But before I went to sleep I sent a text to Tabby, Shavelle, Jenny, Charity, Melissa, Nikie, Kat, and Heather.
“OMG! I had so much fun meeting Anthony’s parents! Hopefully things get back to normal! :D” I hit send. Then I got one back from Kat. “AWESOME! But if you two fight again I am bring the whole Blackhawks hockey team on you two! LOL Night Jay!” Well then! Then I got a text from Jenny, “Don’t even try to put me in the middle of y’all fight again! LoL now go to sleep! Night girly!” Someone is in a grumpy mood. “Congratulations Boo Boo! Oh btw, USE PROTECTION!” I laughed to myself jeez Heather. “Good luck Jamz! We love you!!! Oh and Tabby hey lol xD” Oh Velley and Tabby, the two crazy chicks I know. “I told you Jammy, you just gotta keep your head up high!” Oh how I love Charity. “Good job Jamila! Now all you gotta do it stay OUT of trouble!” Melissa… always thinking I will get in trouble. Then Nikie sent me a long message “Jamila!!! I’m glad Anthony’s parents love you! Just make sure you stay out of trouble! Mostly with Tyson. I heard he’s coming for you. Please be careful! Oh and John said congratulations!” After reading her text I went to sleep. Confused.



The End (:

Sunday, March 20, 2011

More News!! (RTWM Continues!) (Pt 9)

~~~~~ Heather POV ~~~~~
“You Think Jenny would get mad if we had taken her truck?” I asked Kat. “I don’t know. And do me a favor, never make that face again.” Kat laughed. “Whatever. Now go get the bags before everyone wakes up!” I ordered. “Hey now don’t give me orders! I have too much s…” I stopped Kat. “No Kat you have NO swag at 3 in the morning. Now get the bags and shut the hell up.” I smiled. Kat glared. As we opened the door; Charity, Shavelle, Tabby, Randy, and Melissa were watching John’s DVD. They must love seeing John sing Cody’s theme song… but Jenny gets mad when we laugh.
“What are you guys doing up?!” Kat gasped. “Waiting on Santa Claus. What do you think we doing?!” Charity glared. “Be nice baby girl.” Randy said. “YEAH! Be nice Char!!” Melissa and Shavelle laughed. “HELLO! No one answered my question!” Kat yelled. “SHHHH! Jamila and Jenny are sleeping! And to answer your question, we are staying up because we can’t sleep.” Tabby said. “That makes sense. But do you think Jenny will get mad if we took her truck for the weekend?” Kat gasped. “Jeez Kat you worry to much.” I sighed. “Yes, I am mad that you took my truck!” Jenny yelled coming into the room. “Man what the hell!” Anthony said coming out his room. “Damn, it’s like a random reunion in this living room.” Melissa laughed. “I’ma go to bed before Jamila wakes up. And god knows that won’t be pretty.” I said picking up my bags. “Yeah same here. I don’t like airplane seats!” Kat whined. “Night everyone!” Kat and I said.

~~~~~ Jenny POV ~~~~~
“Are you guys going to bed too? I need to talk to dorkface.” I said looking at Shavelle, Melissa, Tabby and Charity. Anthony glared. “Yeah sure. Wait where Randy go?!” Charity pouted. “In the room waiting for you!” Randy shouted. “When did he leave the room?!” Melissa asked. “No one ever knows when that dude leaves...” Shavelle mumbled. “Hey! Hush up!” Charity said getting up and leaving. “Night!” She said. Then Melissa and Shavelle left as well. “Now I am going to bed. I don’t want anymore noise!” Anthony said. “No get your ass over here.” I ordered. “Ugh! What!” Anthony glared. “You and Jamila need to talk, like seriously. You two have been fighting since her birthday party.” I said. “AHHH NEXT WEEK IS MY BIRTHDAY!!” Shavelle yelled. “Okay well anyway… why does it make to you? You and Jamila fight ALL the time.” Anthony uttered. “Well that’s because we’re cousins. Cousins are suppose to fight.” I explained. “Now please do me a favor, in the morning or when we get to the arena, can you two please talk.” I asked. “Okay, okay. I will. But she has to agree on it too.” Anthony thought. When Anthony said that, I made a thinking face and whipped out my phone and texted Jamila.
Hey Jay, tomorrow when we get to the arena or when you wake up, can you please talk to Anthony. You two need to stop fighting.” I hit send. Anthony gave me a strange look because when I text I make a funny face. Then my phone vibrated, I got a text back from Jay. I thought she was sleeping… but anyway.
Yeah sure fine, what puts you in a good mood. =\. Where’s Anthony = (?” Same old Jay.
He’s right here. We are talking now. But I will see you and dorkface in the morning. Now he’s coming back, so you should go back to sleep or pretend your sleeping.”  I hit send. Then she sends me a text back. Damn she can text face.
Okay! Night Girly! Tell Cody I said, sleeping with one eye open. >:D” Ugh! Bitch. “Okay dorkface. I’m going to go to bed. I will talk to you in the morning.” I said getting up stretching. “Okay aunt blonde. I’ll see you tomorrow.” Anthony said. I glared at him.

~~~~~ 7 Hours later 10:45 a.m. My POV ~~~~~
I got up, dressed and everything. Because I got up at like 8 in the morning because Kat was yelling Patrick is coming. Whoever the hell that dude is, but anyways, I woke up early because I wanted to be the first one dressed and ready to leave. Bags packed and everything. I think Anthony heard me slam the door once or twice but I don’t think he mind. Jenny told me that I have to talk to Anthony, but he’s peacefully sleeping so I just left the room, quietly, and went into the living room, where Randy, Charity, Melissa, and Edge were. I think Melissa and Edge felt weird because Randy and Charity were making out… and it was nasty. It was gross. “Charity, Randy is there a time you two never make out?!” I questioned. “When we’re in the shower.” Randy laughed. “Well sweetie we took a shower together yesterday.” Charity winked.
“EWE!” Melissa, Edge and I said. “That shit is nasty! I don’t want to be hearing what y’all be doing in the shower. But really I need to talk to you Charity.” I sighed. “Okay, sure.” She exclaimed. “Can I come?! I don’t want to be here along! Even though I love Edge so much, I don’t want to be here with Randy when he clips his toenails.” Melissa glared at Randy. Randy shrugged. “Damn, Lissa.” Edge laughed. “Well it’s true.” Melissa mumbled. “Okay come on.” I said. “Now Jammy, what’s wrong?” Charity asked right away. Before I can ever start, Melissa right away said “Let me guess! You and Anthony never settled the whole you almost saying you love Tyson thing right?!” She thought.
“Yes.” I pouted. “Look Jammy, remember when you were in middle school, and you would always get your ass in trouble and I would always, let you go? Do you remember that?” Melissa asked. “Yes, I was surprised you never gave me an ass whopping.” I shrugged. “Well because, you will be having a big ass red mark on your butt. You were that crazy of a teenager. But me and Melissa always gave you a second chance. That’s what you need to do with Anthony.” Charity said. “HUH?!” I gave them a confusing look. “What does me getting in trouble at school have to do with Anthony?!”
“I don’t know I just love being that up.” Melissa laughed. “You guys are no help.” I smirked. “Okay, okay fine. Now listen, you and Anthony have been fighting for a while now, and it’s starting to get annoying. It’s like the whole Sammi and Ronnie relationship from Jersey Shore.” Charity shrugged. I raised my eyebrow. “Damn, that is so true.” Melissa laughed. “Hey, hey, hey!” Shavelle said coming. “Hey Velly.” We all said. “What’s wrong Jammy?” Shavelle asked. “Anthony.” Melissa and Charity said. I glared. “Oh that’s understandable.” Shavelle said. “Okay I’m leaving. So you guys can talk about me and Anthony.” I laughed. “Okay! We were playing on doing that anyway.” Shavelle laughed. Jerks, but I still love them. I walked into the living room; Edge and Randy were watching the K-Mart commercial. Edge is pretty jealous he can’t get a commercial that he gets to sit on a kitchen table and smacks a dude in the face. But he does it one camera so what’s the point. “Oh Jay, Anthony was calling your name.” Edge said. “Thanks Edge. Randy what time is it?” I asked. “12:00p.m.” Randy replied. “No way it’s been 2 freaking hours already!?” I gasped. “Yup.” Edge smiled. “What ever.” I laughed.
“Hey hun.” I said entering the room, finding Anthony watching T.V. “Hey baby girl.” He smiled. I think he’s in a good mood. “Are you still mad at me from yesterday?” I said walking over to the bed. “Yeah a little. But why Jay? Why did you almost say Tyson’s name.” Anthony looked away. “Can you please at least look at me?” Anthony tuned his head. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to. I really am sorry. Can you forgive me?” I asked. “If you promised me never to do that again?” I promised. I gave Anthony a kiss. And we walked out the room I opened the door, Jenny and freaking broke face Cody, was listening to the conversation! Annoying S.O.B’s.

~~~~~ At the arena 6 hours later ~~~~~
I am so bored! So you know what I did, I kidnapped Kat so we can go to the gym upstairs because I have a surprise for her. “Jamila where the hell you taking me?!” Kat asked. “If you’d stop asking questions then you will find out! Now, you can uncover your eyes!” I shouted. “PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!” Kat yelled. “Hey.” He winked. “Your welcome.” I smiled. “Jay! Thank you!! Wait I thought you didn’t like Hockey?!” Kat questioned. “I don’t. But you’re like very grumpy today so I was thinking; why not bring the dude you NEVER stop talking about, to the arena tomorrow.” I explained. “Yeah Jamila called me up and was saying that you were dying to see me, so I was like okay I’ll come if I get a new t-shirt.” Patrick said. “Okay I will leave you too love birds alone. I have my own hubby to get too. See ya!” I said leaving. “Bye Jay!” Kat and Patrick said. “Deuces!”
Now I have to try and straighten things out with Anthony hopefully it works. We have like 2 hours (now) till the show starts, so I wanted to see if Anthony was in the audience seats. Because that’s where he usually hangs out. “Hey Anthony.” I smiled. “Why are you so peachy today?” he asked. “I’m not Heather’s not here because she wanted to stay home. I don’t have my party chica with me!” I pouted. “You have me!” I smiled big. “Yeah I know but, Heather is a party chick!” I said. “Well I feel loved.” Anthony mumbled. “And you should sweetheart.” I kissed his cheek. “I love you Jay.” He smiled. I guess he did forgive me! “I love you too dorkface.” I laughed and stuck my tongue out. “Hey! Thing one and thing two! The show is about to start and fans are coming in! Get out of there!” Jenny yelled. “Ugh! Okay coming!” Anthony yelled.

~~~~~ Backstage ~~~~~
“And you tell me Randy and I make out a lot! Look at Cody and Jenny!” Charity shouted. “Well you know it’s kind of a habit. You know, I am dating someone DASHING!” Jenny laughed. “He’s not dashing what the hell Jenny?!” Charity said. “He’s wearing a mask!” Melissa laughed. “So… Your point is?! He only wears a mask on camera! You guys are so mean!” Jenny pouted. “Yeah anyway! I will beat Rey Mysterio at Wrestlemania…” I stopped Cody. “No you won’t he will break your nose again, and I will laugh.” I glared. “Bitch…” Jenny mumbled. “Love you too.” I smiled. “Don’t you two have a match?!” Anthony thought. “Nope! We wanted to stay off camera. We are kinda thinking about turning heel after Wrestlemania.” I said. “WHAT?!” Everyone except Jenny yelled. “Yeah, but I’m going to be the one turning heel, Jay is going to be the face of the diva’s tag team champions.” Jenny exclaimed. Everyone gave us a confusing look. “Me stay face, Jenny turn heel.” I tried to explain. “OH!” Everyone got it afterwards. “Hey Char, sweetie, my match is about to start you wanna come ringside?” Randy asked popping his head in the door. “Yes pleas!” Charity jumped. “Bye guys see you later!” Randy said.

~~~~~ Charity POV ~~~~~
“Who are you versing?” I asked. “David Otunga. Jay told me to watch out because he has on fake tan so I think it might get on me.” Randy laughed. “Sweetie, do you remember what happened to me on Saturday?! My back was a freaking lobster! That shit hurt!” I pouted. “Is that why you didn’t want to… you know.” Randy winked. “Yes, and I’m sorry for that! I wanted to but…” Randy stopped me and started kissing me. This is why I loving dating a Viper. He is so sneaky with everything! Before RAW came back on the air, I had to run to the commentator table. I was immediately annoyed when I got there. Cole started running his mouth when Randy came out beaten up already, I was so mad! The stupid Nexus beat Randy up before he can get even fight back! But you know, my baby is strong! He’s gonna kick ASS at Wrestlemania! I can feel it! Punk vs. Randy ONE on ONE! “Hey Josh!” I smiled. “Hell-o Charity!” Josh said in a flirtatious way. “Oh Josh remember, I’m dating Randy. He will punt you into next week. But you’re such a cutie!” I gave him a hug. “Where’s my hug?!” Cole asked. “Up your ass and around the corner.” I said. Cole glared. “You know that’s not nice to say on T.V.” Cole said. “Well it’s better then the promos The Rock be putting on.” I shrugged, “DANG! She got you Cole!” Josh laughed. “So… Charity if you haven’t noticed. I am the VOICE of the WWE.” Cole said. “Well Cole, I am DATING the VOICES of ORTON, so if you wanna keep testing me then I will PUNT your freaking head into a coma!” I shouted. Randy saw me and he gave me a signal to calm down. “Okay, I’m sorry, sheesh…” Cole said looking the other way. Randy won the match, but he didn’t want to celebrate, he got out the ring and came STRAIGHT to Cole and said “You wanna keep bothering my girl your ass is next. Oh by the way, you can tell Miz that too. I always have John’s back in EVERYTHING!” Randy said and he took my hand and we went backstage.

~~~~~ My POV 2 hours later~~~~~
“Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!” Me and Jenny said. “Haha! I got paper you got rock! I win!!” Jenny teased. “Dude paper doesn’t beat rock!” I shouted. “Yeah it does!” Jenny said back. “Okay I will throw a rock at you and try to defend yourself with a freaking paper!” I shouted. “Jay, baby girl calm down, it’s just rock, paper, scissors.” Anthony smirked. “Don’t worry Anthony she’s the same thing when we play tic-tac-toe.” Jenny laughed. “BECAUSE YOU CHEAT!” I glared. “Uh Jenny does Jay do this when you hunt?” Kat asked. “YES! OMG! All the freaking time! I see a deer and I’m about to shoot it, and she goes ‘RUN DEER, RUN! JENNY IS ABOUT TO SHOOT YOU AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER!’ I get so mad! You should of saw the look on my dad’s face! It was priceless!” Jenny laughed. “Well what am I gonna do?! Let you stand there and kill a deer?! Girl you must be crazy!” I exclaimed. “Yeah but Jay, peoples are hungry!” Jenny gasped. “Yeah well that teaches you to never take me hunting with you.” I smiled. “Speaking on peoples where’s Nikie?! I haven’t seen her in like forever!” Kat said. “She’s home, home. She’s sick in bed.” Jenny said. “Ugh! Lucky I wanna go home!” Cody pouted. “Yeah so you can break mirrors with your face…” Anthony mumbled. Me, Kat, and Patrick tried to holdback the laugh. Jenny and Cody just glared. It scared the living hell out of me though. “Why must you guys be so mean!?” Jenny asked. “Because we love you so much!” I smiled. Just then I got a text from Shavelle.
Hey… Uh… Jams, Tabby took your starburst that you had in your bag. Oh by the way, Charity and Randy are here, so don’t bother looking for them. -  (: Coconut!
“NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY STARBURST!!” Every gave me a weird look. “Don’t worry about it. Just remind me to get my shovel when I get home…” I glared at the wall. Everyone was trying to find out why I was glaring at the wall, I didn’t tell them why. Jenny said we should go to the hotel. And that was a good idea, I wanted to see Heather!!

~~~~~ At the hotel ~~~~~
“TABETHA! GET OUT HERE!” I shouted as I opened the door. “Yes Jam Jam.” Tabby smiled. “Why…did you TOUCH my starburst?!” I glared. “Oh Jeff wanted some.” She smiled again as Jeff waved. “Don’t wave at me! Ugh! I don’t have time for this! Where’s Heather?!” I asked. “In her room.” Shavelle said. “Okay!” I said running. “BOO BOO!!!!” I yelled. “AHHHHH BOO BOO!!!!” She said as well. “How are you? Did you get your rest?” I asked. “Yes! I did! I feel so much better! Oh by the way Anthony said he has a surprised for you!!” She gasped. “What?!?! Wait he’s not marrying me is he?!” I was shocked. “No. That shit ain’t happening when I’m alive.” She laughed. “But don’t tell him I told you but he wants you to meet his parents!” she shouted quietly. “His p-p-p-p-parents?!” We only have been dating for 2 months. Wow… this is like Déjà vu with Jenny… but I can’t meet his parents! I’m not ready!” I pouted. “Boo Boo you are ready for anything! Trust me!” Heather said giving me a hug. “Okay now I want to go back to sleep! Get your ghetto ass out of here! Haha! Love you!!” Heather said. “Haha whatever! Love you too!” I closed the door.
When I went back to the living room everyone was gone, except Kat, and Patrick, they were on the couch watching the Blackhawks latest game. I don’t know why but I didn’t say a word I just went to my room where Anthony was waiting on me. “What’s wrong?” I asked right away. “Nothing I just missed you.” He smiled. “Awe.” I blushed. “Hey, I have something to tell you, since Jenny met with Cody’s dad, why don’t you meet my parents.” He smiled. Wow Heather was right, I was shocked though. “Uh yeah I’m glad I’m finally meeting your parents.” I smiled nervously. “Yes! Okay time for bed! Love you baby girl.” He said turning the lights off. “Love you too.” I had a nervous look on my face. I wanted to text Jenny but I know she will get annoyed so I just went to bed.














The End (:

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Wow that's weird. RTWM! Continues! (PT 8)


~~~~~ Shavelle POV ~~~~~
“You know Charity, if you wanted some skittles all you had to do is ask. You didn’t have to take it from my purse!” I glared. “It wasn’t me. I don’t eat skittles.” Charity said. “Then who was it?! Melissa isn’t here; she’s on her date with Edge…” I stopped “Tabby!” I gasped. “Did someone say my name?” Tabby said coming into the room. “Did you take my skittles? You skittles thief!” Shavelle said. “No…” Tabby said looking at the wall. “LIAR! You look like you’ve been eating them! Your breath smells fruity!” I laughed. “Because it’s this nice lip gloss I have on.” Tabby smiled. “You don’t have any on.” Charity laughed. “Thanks a lot Char!” Tabby glared. “A-HA! So it was you! You are sentence to life in the dungun.” I laughed. “No she’s not!” Jeff said coming out the room in his boxers. “Omg Jeff put some freaking clothes on! No one wants to see your ninja turtle boxers!” I laughed. “So? Dolph runs around with his boxers on.” Jeff exclaimed. “Why you lookin?!”  Charity exclaimed. “He’s not hard to miss.” Jeff laughed. “Guys!! Jammy texted me from her room.” I shouted. “Oh isn’t she classy.” Tabby laughed. I read the text message out loud.
If you guys keep making noises, I will come out there with my shovel and start swinging. Now shut up! Please and thank you (: XOXO Jammy.” I said. “Wow she’s in a grumpy mood.” Randy said making coffee. “Where the hell you come from?” Tabby asked. “The bathroom.” Randy laughed. “TMI!” I said. “Ewe Randy and Charity, it’s not nice to make out in front of people!” Jeff yelled.  Just then, after Jeff said that Jammy comes.
“Didn’t I tell y’all to shut up?! I’m trying to sleep!” Jamila said. “Wow Jay, your hair is…” Jamila stopped Randy. “Randy if you say anything about my hair you will end up missing.” Jamila glared. Everyone went bug eyes. “NOW SHUT UP!” Jamila yelled then going back to her room. “Well damn. Someone’s PMS-ing…” Jeff uttered. “JEFF SHUT UP!” Jamila yelled again.

~~~~~ My POV~~~~~
“Dammit I can never get any sleep.” I glared looking at my phone to see what time it was. “You need to relax. You’re too stressed out about the Ladders match with the Bella Twins.” Anthony thought. “Me? Stressed out? About the Bella Twins?! Anthony what you smoking? It’s the Bella twins; they don’t have nuffin on me.” I replied. “Nuffin?” Anthony gave me a confused look. “Nothing. It means nothing.” I laughed. “Oh. I knew that.” Anthony mumbled. “Sure you did sweetheart. Sure you did.” I laughed. He stuck his tongue at me. “I love you Jay.” He laughed. “Love you too Ty-Anthony.” I stopped myself quickly. “Were you about to call me Tyson?!?” Anthony gasped. “No…” I froze. “Hum… Okay then.” Anthony said looking the other way and going back to sleep.
I got up from the bed and ran out the room. “Jammy what’s going on?” Shavelle asked but I didn’t stop to talk to her. I ran out the door and then down the hall to Jenny’s room. I opened the door and Cody was shaving his legs (UGH!) and Jenny was listening to music. I took the earphone out her ear.
“What the hell Jay!” Jenny yelled. “Listen to me! I did something bad!” I said trying to catch my breath. “What’d you do? Showed Anthony your tattoo of that guy’s name?” Cody chuckled. “No you dipshit! Shut the hell up!” I yelled. “Tattoo?!” Jenny gasped. “No don’t worry about that. But listen, I almost said Tyson’s name when I told Anthony I loved him.” I pouted. “Oh damn. Jay you are in trouble!” Jenny said. “Jenny FOCUS DAMMIT!” I yelled. “Okay okay calm down. I will talk to him.” Jenny said. “Yeah but damn, I almost said Tyson’s name. Anthony probably hates me right now.” I pouted. “Jay, you’re worried?!” Cody gasped. “Look who’s talking?! You’re the one wearing the face mask!” I yelled. “JAMILA SARAH BOWEN!” Jenny yelled. “I’m sorry… sheesh no need to say my full name….” I mumbled. “Let me call Anthony.” Jenny said getting her phone out. “Can you tell him I’m sorry?” I pouted. “Maybe.” Jenny glared. Jenny called Anthony and put the phone on speaker.
Hello?” Anthony asked picking up the phone.
“Hey dorkface, why are you mad at Jamila?” Jenny asked.
“She almost called me Tyson! Like come on! Wouldn’t you get mad of Cody called you Layla???”  Anthony exclaimed. Then Jenny got mad.
“Listen you ASShole don’t compare me to Layla, you need to talk to Jay. Y’all need to settle y’alls problems without me being in the middle. Okay?!” Jenny said looking at me. I shook my head.
“Yeah, where is she?” Anthony asked.
“She’s right here. Smiling like the butthole she is.” Jenny said. “HEY!” I yelled then glared. “Oh you know I love you.” Jenny laughed. “Yeah whatever.” I said getting up getting ready to leave.
Is she coming?” Anthony asked again.
“No. We are gonna meet you at the arena for Smackdown though.” Jenny uttered.
Okay then. I will see y’all there.”  Anthony said then hanged up the phone.
“What is up with y’all and saying y’all?” I asked. “Jay, you just said it.” Jenny cocked her head. “Well I was making an example.” I mumbled. “It’s a country thing. You hardly know because when I left to come to the WWE to help Anthony and blah, blah, blah, you stayed in Louisiana then left to New York.” Jenny thought. “Yeah but, we are cowgirls at heart, well you are mostly but, I’m more of a city girl. I should teach you city talk!” I smiled big. “Oh goodness…” Cody mumbled. “Shut up Cody!” I yelled. “Be nice Jay. Let’s go.” Jenny rolled her eyes. “He started it.” I mumbled. “Liar…” Cody mumbled as well.

~~~~~ At the arena ~~~~~
Jenny, Cody and myself, were getting ready for the SD tapings. Cody went into the locker room to put his stupid mask on, loser. (Sorry Jenny ha-ha)  Jenny and I were walking to find if the gang was already here, but I doubt it, I probably doubt Anthony is here. But me and Jenny was such in a good mood till we ran into the Twevils. “Well, well, well, isn’t it Cow Whore and City Bitch.” Nikie Bella said. “Wow Jenny… did you laugh at that?” I questioned. “Nope. I found that very insulting.” Jenny said sarcastically. “Oh Jen look! It’s the Bella freaks.” I smirked. “Look you trash, I don’t like it when you two BITCHES walk around OUR hallways, so suggest you two leave before you get ugly!” Bre Bella said. “Wow Jay, I think they are trying to scare us.” Jenny gasped. “It isn’t working.” I said. “LOOK!” Then Nikie Bella’s hand was stopped before she slapped us. “Do we have a problem…Ladies?” Anthony uttered. “Uh n-n-no we don’t I was just gonna give Jenny a high five.” Nikie Bella gasped. “Ugh high five my ass, bitch.” Jenny said. I tried to keep a straight face. “Now, I suggest you leave, I heard Beth Phoenix is looking for her next victim.” Anthony winked. “Come on Nikie!” Bre Bella said running. “Thanks hun.” I said about to give him a hug but he stopped. “No problem Jamila.” Anthony said walking away. I pouted. “Guess it’s over. I will be in the dressing room with Cody. I won’t kill him.” I ran away before Jenny stopped. “Jay…” Jenny frowned.

~~~~~ Jenny POV ~~~~~
I guess I gotta work my Jenny magic. I find it weird I’m always helping someone. I don’t like helping people, but it’s my cousin so I have too. “Hey dorkface, what’s your problem.” I asked. “Nothing why?” Anthony thought. “Wow you are a horrible liar.” I laughed. “Yeah I know. But like come on Jamila called me Tyson.” Anthony growled. “No she didn’t.” I rolled my eyes. Anthony gave me a confused look. “Listen, she ALMOST called you Tyson. And plus Jay has bad memory when it comes to guys names.” I said. “Now you’re lying.” Anthony laughed. “Oh not I’m not. Okay when I and Jay were in middle school she had a crush on this guy name David. They ended up going out. Then a month later it was there anniversary and Jamila called the guy Devin.” I explained. “Did he get mad?” Anthony asked. “No he didn’t. Because I told him before him and Jay ever went out I told him, if he ever gets mad at her, I will make his life a living hell.” I smiled. “You don’t make my life a living hell thought.” Anthony gasped. “Well I already do, you just don’t see it.” I laughed. Anthony glared at me. “Where’s Jay.” Anthony said getting up. “In my locker room. With Cody.” I replied. “You left them alone?!?!” Anthony jumped. “Bad idea?” I thought. “UM YES!” Anthony shouted “Come on Aunt Blondie!” Anthony yelled pulling my arm. “Jerk! I’m yelling kidnapping!” I growled. “You’re not a kid.” He laughed. “Oh you got a point, well not it’s Blond-napping! Yeah I made that work!” I stuck my tongue at him.

~~~~~ My POV ~~~~~
“Wow alrighty then I’m leaving.” I laughed. “Wait what if Jenny and Anthony comes back?” Cody asked. “Ask me if I care.”
“Do you care?” Cody asked “Yes I do. But I’m leaving because I want to see Melissa. Since no one else is here yet.” I shrugged. “Okay, well have fun.” Cody sighed. “Yup.” I said closing the door.
Once again I have to walk around these crazy halls. I always get lost, there’s never a time I never get lost.  I’m walking down the hallways and I saw this guy taking a wiz on Michael Cole’s car, I was gonna give him a high five but his hands were…um…yeah. The things you see backstage are weird like right now, Edge, Melissa are making out so it Charity and Randy.
“Uh guys… Hello…Hello… DAMMIT ANSWER ME!” I got mad. “Oh hey Jammy.” Edge said. “Don’t her Jammy me. You and Randy, leave. Like right now.” I glared. “Jay be nice.” Charity gasped. “Whoa wait Char, Jay’s upset.” Melissa thought. “How’d you know?” I questioned. “Because you’re usually in a good mood when you make fun of Cody.” Melissa explained. “No she was upset this morning because she ran out…” I stopped Charity. “I’m right here!” I yelled. “Oh sorry. Charity get Shavelle and Tabby.” Melissa ordered. “Shavelle is at commentator right now.” Charity said. “Ok then get Tabby.” Melissa laughed. “Okay be right back.” Then Charity ran off. “Now before Charity comes back, which I think she might not because she might be running off to Randy. But anyways, what is bothering you?” Melissa asked. “Well it’s me and Anthony…” Melissa stopped me. “Oh dear goodness, you and Anthony are fighting again?! What is up with you two?!” Melissa sighed. “Well this time it was my fault.” I pouted. “Let me guess you showed him the tattoo of the guy’s name, didn’t you?” Melissa thought. I went bug eyes. “How’d you… Never mind, but I told Anthony I loved him but I almost said Tyson’s name.”
“Oh damn…” Melissa uttered. “Hey Jammy, hey Melissa.” Shavelle said walking towards us. “Hey Velley, I thought you were on commentary?” I asked. “I was, but I wanted to leave.” Shavelle said. “During the tapings!? Shavelle your one crazy coconut.” Melissa laughed. “No not during the tapings you jack wagon, during commercial break.” Shavelle cocked her head. “Whatever.” Melissa laughed. “You okay Jammy?” Shavelle asked. “Nope.” I replied. “Long story.” Melissa stated. “Don’t look now, your night an shining armor is here.” Shavelle pointed. “WHERE?!” Me and Melissa said then glared at each other. “Anthony.” Shavelle said trying to break the stare. I tried to put my smile away. But Anthony came over and kissed me and said that he was sorry for over exaggerating the whole thing. I don’t blame him, it was my fault I just didn’t want to say anything, and I was enjoying my hug.
“Why are these two hugging?” Tabby said walking up. “They randomly solved their probably by kissing.” Jenny laughed. “Like you don’t solve your problems like that.” I teased her. “Shut up.” She stuck her tongue out at me. “Jamila, Jenny you two are up next.” The stage guy said. “Okay, thanks.” We both said. “I will talk to you later.” Anthony whispered in my ear. I shook my head. “Let’s go Jay our belts are already up by the music dude.” Jenny said. “Okay, bye guys.” I waved/ “BYE! Good luck you two!” Melissa, Shavelle, and Tabby replied. The guy told us to just go out there since the televisions at home are still on commercial so we did. We ran down the ramp and just grabbed the microphones till we were back on air. Booker T gave us the thumbs up.
“Hello WWE Universe!” Jenny yelled. Even though some people in the crowds don’t like the divas part of the show they sure as hell love us! “Okay well as you all know, the Bella Twins are going against us at WrestleMania 27. But not in an original boring match, we are talking about a Ladder Match.” I explained. “Yeah the crazy GM told is it’s going to be a Ladder match…” Jenny was interrupted. “Listen ladies, I know you want to talk about your match at WrestleMania against the Bella Twins, but you’re wasting MY time and MY money, just listening to you bicker all the time.” Cole said. “EXCUSE ME?!” Me and Jenny got mad. Then Shavelle, Tabby, Melissa and Charity came out. I don’t know why though they just did. “Listen Cole, I don’t know what your problem is, but if you EVER disrespect YOUR diva’s tag team champions again, then we will HAND DELIVER a present to Miz. GOT THAT!?!” Charity said. “No I don’t. And if you’re talking about Jamila’s boyfriend, the rookie, then I’m not scared.” Cole shouted. I got so mad I got out the ring, I walked towards Cole, and said, “Cole you listen to me, you can talk crap all you want behind your little microphone and your little table with your little slammy awards, but when it comes down to my chicas and my boyfriend, your ass just crossed that line.” I glared at him so hard I think he started to pee his pants. “See Cole this is why you shouldn’t be on commentator you annoy the living hell out of everyone!” Melissa said. “Exactly. I think WWE should do something about you Cole. Or we would!” Tabby said. “Cole you’re gonna get your ass beat.” Tabby laughed. “By 6 chicks’ dude!” Jenny said.
“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’ll sit down.” Cole mumbled. “Now as of right now, Melissa and Tabby have a match right now with LayCool. So Lissa Tabby, have fun!” I smiled and we all got out of the ring to stay ringside. And we all promised each other not to do anything stupid. Unless LayCool does something stupid; then we will. LayCool’s music hit and they just come out being all preppy and crap, it’s disgusting. Melissa and Tabby copied them and we started laughing. Layla got all mad and she ran after Tabby, knocked Tabby to the ground. Then Tabby speared Layla out of nowhere and pinned her. But Michelle stopped the pin. Tabby tagged in Melissa and LayCool tagged in Michelle, Melissa, and OUT OF NOWHERE, kicked Michelle in the head so hard it knocked her out! “Bitch you just got knocked the fuck out!” I yelled and started laughing. Lissa made the pin “1…2…3!” Melissa and Tabby won!!!! We got in the ring and we celebrated like crazy people we are and we laughed at LayCool because they look stupid.

~~~~~ Backstage ~~~~~
“Wait a minute, it’s been really quiet today, where’s Heather and Kat?!” I was shocked. “Oh I forgot to tell you. They weren’t coming tonight. They went to Las Vegas.” Jenny said. “Since when?!” Tabby asked. “Last night.” Shavelle said. “Oh you knew about this but you never said anything!!” I shouted. “You never asked.” Shavelle laughed. “Don’t get smart.” Melissa laughed. “Where did Charity go?” Jenny asked. “Oh she saw Randy and she ran to him, they are probably making out right now.” Melissa laughed. “Oh that reminds me I gotta meet up with Edge! I will catch you guys later! Bye!” she said then ran off. “Well…” Jenny said. “Well what?!” Shavelle and Tabby said. “Don’t you two have like hubbies to go to?” I said. “OH! Ha-ha Bye!! See you later!” They said, and then left. “Now I’m going to go see Cody, you text me anything that happens with you and Anthony. Okay?” Jenny said. “Yeah.” I pouted. “Oh chin up sweetie; he knows better than break chicks’ hearts. He’s too much of a teddy bear to do anything like that.” Jenny said giving me a hug then walking off. “Let’s hope.” I said to myself.
I walked back to the locker room and started gathering my stuff and out of nowhere Anthony came out, still looking a little mad from earlier. “You still wanna talk?” Anthony asked. “At the hotel, because they have like cameras in the locker rooms now.” I thought of something. “Oh really?!” Anthony thought. So gullible. “Yeah they do. So we can talk about this later.” I said getting my stuff and heading towards the door.
“Jenny, I told him I didn’t want to talk about it now. So when we get to the hotel we are going to talk about it there.” I hit the send button. Then after that Jenny texted back. Chick texts back fast…
“Okay Jay I just hope you know what you’re doing. If you need any help, I’m always here! (:” “Wow Jenny.” I laughed to myself



The End!! (: